Damn, she has bad taste. Leggings, a flannel shirt and a studded purse? It's like she can't actually commit to being either a lesbian or a manic-depressive. Ugh. I hate leggings! This is some eighth grade shit! Here's Lindsay Lohan out and about. She landed a part! She's set to star in the film Labor Pains!
It's a comedy about an office assistant who fakes being pregnant so her evil boss won't fire her. You know there's going to be at least one scene of Lohan wearing a pregnancy pillow and smoking and drinking to the horror of someone else. That will be the comedic highpoint of the film, and I just spoiled it for you so now you don't have to go see it.
"It is a very different role for me and I look forward to the challenges it will present, and I love working on comedies," Lohan said in a statement.
Lez Lohan hasn't worked very much since her rehab stints, so she's probably grateful for the work. Apparently, she's been towing the line so she can hang onto this job.
"I didn't know Lindsay before this, but we looked each other in the eye three months ago, and she has done everything I could have asked," said producer Rick Schwartz. Oral!
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c4 says:
bwhahahaha! that first paragraph makes me think you're a genius. you're a genius, right?