Denise Richards has been dying to know everything about Charlie Sheen's recent wedding to real estate investor Brooke Mueller, so much that she called OK! Magazine to see if she could find out the details before they published their exclusive as a favor.
I haven't really looked into the latest Sheen wedding much, but the vows were definitely something that caught my eye.
Both Charlie and new wife Brooke wrote their own vows, promising to be better about their annoying attributes.
Some of Charlie's vows included "organize less and listen more," "quit breaking a hug too soon," and "mute the ball game when Brooke says, this is a matter of life and death."
Brooke promised to "cook more meals outside of the microwave," "keep the pile of debris on my side of the bed below the two foot mark," and "clean my closet at least once per decade."
Then they both concluded with "this and that, such and such. Yada, yada, yada, blah, blah, blah."
I can't decide if it is a good or bad thing that they didn't take their wedding seriously, but it doesn't really matter. I'm more interested in a the possibility of another Charlie Sheen divorce disaster than anything, to be honest.
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StarLink says:
Does not look or sound good. I think Charlie is a bit of a scum-bag. Prediction: Over in a year
devil says:
Ick. Charlie Sheen looks older than his dad. Well, that's what messy divorces will do to you.
When this marriage ends badly, and it will, Charlie's gonna look like the Cryptkeeper.
What happened to good, old-fashioned living in sin?
DruNken LauRen says:
blame it on the coke
Snow Pie says:
She's a body snatcher. First she snatches his sperm then, she'll snatch all of his money.
Half of it will go to Israel to make weapons to kill Palestinian children.
wild child says:
I hope dad sticks with this one.
wild child says:
I hope charlie sticks with this one.
wild child says:
I hope charlie sticks with this one.
Good Luck says:
I really hope I'm wrong on this, but is it me or does that smile on her face say it all??? If it doesn't work, and I hope it does, Charlie should go find himself a nice ugly girl and be happy. This one, like his others, looks pretty high maintenance to me. Again, I hope I'm wrong.