This is some sadness. Coolio was popped for driving on a suspended license in Los Angeles last night. He was originally cited for the same offense in San Bernadino in 2001, so apparently he never got his braids down to the DMV.
Coolio was tooling around in a 96 Hummer. He had just been refused entrance to a club called One Sunset. And get this. He tried to get his $30 back from the parking valet. He was given $10 as a refund. Maybe this is because he knew he was going to be arrested and would require $10,000 in bail money?
That is some sad shit. I remember in my younger days when I was eating Ramen five days a week instead of two and we were up in some club for five minutes that totally sucked and I wanted my damn cover fee back and the guy was like "no, douche." I feel Coolio's pain. "Fantastic Voyage" was such a hot summer jam back in the day.
You know how they did The Wiz as a black version of The Wizard of Oz? In these pics, Coolio looks like the Child Catcher from a black version of Chitty Chitty, Bang Bang. He's skeeving me out.
Photos: WENN
peachpie says:
i was thinking something along those same lines... but it was dick van dyke in mary poppins -- as the chim-chim-cheree-chim-chim-cheroo chimney sweep.
the phantom says:
A dumb bastard will out.