Madonna has reportedly been visiting a high-powered divorce attorney. Madge was spotted at the offices of Nicholas Mostyn in London ten days ago. Mostyn handled Paul McCartney's divorce. Wait, didn't Heather Mills make bank on that? She might have hitched her wagon to the wrong star.
Does this mean Madge is over it? That's too bad. Before Guy Ritchie got that permanent befuddled look, he was kind of a hottie. But let's face it. That bitch can't be a joy to live with. All she does is work. Have you ever seen her on vacation? I can't think of anytime I've seen pics of Madonna on vacation. She's got some kind of devil inside her.
And word is that Madge and Guy did not have a prenup? WHAT? Guy probably said that. She made $72 million in the past year along. That's her take for ONE YEAR. And she is not a stupid woman. He'll probably be lucky to leave with the clothes on his back. You know Lourdes is like "you are NOT my father, my father is a personal trainer in Manhattan. YOU are pasty British man who is always suggesting I trim my unibrow so that I will eventually look good for the blokes. I DO NOT like that." I always picture Lourdes as being a really severe child for some reason.
Madonna's people haven't commented, but there's been rumors of tension in her marriage for awhile. Guy reportedly wasn't thrilled by the David Banda adoption hoopla. That bitch better make a good movie soon, or he's going to end up as second unit director on a Miley Cyrus movie and selling his story to the tabs.
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peachpie says:
yep; agreed on the lourdes severity issue. seems she got madge's dominatrix gene. twice. *shiver* i'd hate to be the man destined to be lourdes' husband.
kind of the same way i'd hate to be the man destined to be madonna's exhusband. except he may make bank on the divorce. wait. what am i saying? that's just crazy-talk. madonna will step on his 'personal bits' and grind the heel in until he agrees to just walk away. puhleeze. you know that's how it'll go down.
green cardigan says:
I always had the impression that Guy Richie was well able for Madge and I agree, she must be a headwrecker to live with. All that snow white bulging muscle and zero fat diet and WORK .Jaysus, she's at it nearly 30 years, you'd think she'd lighten up at this stage.
Maybe he'll get his career back on track if they go their separate ways and he has to make his own way again. I bet he'll dump the kaballah shite quicker than a dirty nappy too. Pity for their kids though.
T-Bone says:
Yeah - Guy's Kaballah bracelet is definitely coming off.
JanePitt says:
Guy should be compensated for the loss of his career. He was a hot in demand director before he put that succubus into one of the worst movies ever made. I think most people will agree that film put his directing career on a serious hiatus. Now, that he and Madge appear to be kaput, he can get his career back on track.
Sarah says:
RUN GUY!! RUN LIKE THE WIND!
mg says:
Thank God. She only makes great records after painful breakups. He was no match for her - she ought to be glad to be rid of his dead weight.
devil says:
Madge and Guy certainly seemed to bring out the worst in each other. They've both aged pretty severely since getting married, and their careers have suffered somewhat.
Some people do better as singles than as spouses. I wouldn't be surprised to see each of them to get a career boost after parting ways.
lola says:
Very sad news indeed!'But didn't Madonna once say that she felt as if Guy was 2 much like her father? I got the impression that this meant that she felt STIFLED to some degree...It is my impression that Madge always wanted LOVE But Freedom as well. Madonna cannot be held down or back...She is a creative being & one Hard-Assed Leo. It would go against her Leoian nature to be otherwise.I wish her & herself (Including her family) ALL thee best.
Beanie
lola says:
Very sad news indeed!'But didn't Madonna once say that she felt as if Guy was 2 much like her father? I got the impression that this meant that she felt STIFLED to some degree...It is my impression that Madge always wanted LOVE But Freedom as well. Madonna cannot be held down or back...She is a creative being & one Hard-Assed Leo. It would go against her Leoian nature to be otherwise.I wish her & herself (Including her family) ALL thee best.
Beanie
lola says:
Very sad news indeed!'But didn't Madonna once say that she felt as if Guy was 2 much like her father? I got the impression that this meant that she felt STIFLED to some degree...It is my impression that Madge always wanted LOVE But Freedom as well. Madonna cannot be held down or back...She is a creative being & one Hard-Assed Leo. It would go against her Leoian nature to be otherwise.I wish her & herself (Including her family) ALL thee best.
Beanie
Kittens says:
I hope whatever is best for the two of them will happen and with the least amount of hoopla and public scrutiny. I like them both. I have no idea how their marriage is, nor do I think it's any of my business. I wish them good luck. And man, I wouldn't mind looking like Madonna when I hit 50 Sheesh!
Sasha1115 says:
i ve been waiting 4 them 2 divorce for ages..i mean he is no match for her..i still think that maddy and sean penn were the perfect couple..! :)