Back in New York in time to attend the VMA's. I was sitting with Rabbi Yehuda Berg, and we next to some young thrash metal band who I never heard of. They were icky.

The kiss kind of said it all didn't it. I will not comment on it any further, because that is what everyone else is discussing. Let's dispense with the pleasantries first off. I can't stand Jessica Simpson. I can't believe the only award Johnny Cash won was for cinematography! He was robbed. The 50cent and Snoop Dogg performance was awful.

I think that Eminem and 50cent are lovers.

What was up with Missy Elliot, who I love by the way, bringing 25 people on stage to accept an award? Didn't the Crank Yankers get really old really fast.

On the flip side. Beyonce looked a maz ing. Although a little JLo ish. My Jai looked fab as usual. My favorite performances of the night were the understated Coldplay performance, and my girl Mary J Blige.

After the VMA's I decided to skip the usual after parties, and met up with the Alessandro dell'Acqua, the Olsen Twins and Nina Griscom for Hidden Thursdays at Discotheque. Fun was had by all.

Dark and lovely Versace Model Bruno Santos. Lickable.

Who new that I could mountain climb. It was quite tough because I kept passing out every 10 minutes or so. Who whould think a cigarette or twelve while mountain climbing would create such a problem.

My mountain climbing partners (Jai Rodriguez, Chery Ladd, and Vin Diesel) and I decided to take the plunge. Who new the mountain tops of Ibiza could be so cold. At least we were airlifted back down the mountain, so we didn't have to climb all the way back down.

Went out to dinner at Rincon de Pepe for Tapas with my good friend Oliver Martinez, and discussed the unfortunate gossip surrounding his rumored liasons with Angelina Jolie. Oliver insisted that he is still in love with Kylie Minogue, and there is not truth to the rumor. He said there is no way in hell that anyone is wearing a vial of his blood around his neck.

That's all for now. I've got to head back tomorrow for New York and prepare to attend the MTV Video Music Awards.

Feast your eyes on the Absolut Hunk. Mmm Mmm good.

No time to do a proper posting, but there is entertainment news to report.

Gossip and Celebrity Tid-Bits

Thom Filicia from Queer Eye Didn't Graduate Design School

Queer Eye and Boy Meets Boy Break Bravo Records

Simon Cowell Threats Doing a Talk Show

Travis Fimmel and Tarzan

Bye loves!

What a taxing event it is to get some time with the pope. The wine was flowing, he may have been sleeping through most of the meal, I'm not really sure. He could have been fake sleeping while I was going on my tirade regarding how gays should be allowed to become priests and marry. All I know is that he ended up blessing my bottle of Bolly, so I was a happy camper.

I've been out clubbing with Jai Rodriguez(Queer Eye). We ran into Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz at Pacha (Paul Oakenfold was on the turntables). I couldn't believe it when I ran into Diana Ross in the loo. Only one thing to say about that - Betty Ford!

Tara Reid and Jocelyn Widelstein were both trying to get into Heath Leger's pants. He was preoccupied with some exotic elderly Asian woman.

I can't believe Paris Hilton is recording a CD. Why? Music wise it's a cross between Beyonce and Jessica Simpson. It sounds just like what the music industry needs to bring it back to life. Hopefully she'll be doing some extensive promoting for the CD in Iran.

Well, I'm off to do some mountain climbing. Yes I do participate in extreme sports. (Last week I walked down 5th Avenue wearing Keds.)

Ta

Jai and I are off to Ibiza for holiday. A little culture with one of the Fab 5 does everyone good. I'll try and give you all some love over the next 10 days, but it's going to be tough. Between the parties, the clubs, and my dinner with the Pope, it may be hard to do any postings. Love and more love, Miu.

Posh Spice's soccer superstar. You may have to call the police for some indecent exposure.