Smoldering. Another look.

Joan Collins doing some publicity at an X-Men convention.

Bringing back the rapper wars to hip hop - 50 Cent vs. Ja Rule. 50's been shot so many times already, the next one will probably be the one. So 50, choose to live or keep up the war.

Click Freddie to see an enlarged version. Yum.

No other two posting have receieved so many comments other than Freddie Ljungberg - Hot Body of the Week and Fred Durst's Halle Berry Crush

It seems that both of these posts have sparked excitement in my readers. It seems that we've got a bunch of territorial Sweedish and British bitches wanting us North American's to keep our hands off of Freddie Ljungberg. Too late; he's a Calvin Klien model now.

What is it with Fred Durst? Straight men, gay men and women of all sorts have chimed in on this one. Let me just put it this way; his Bizkit isn't the only thing that is limp.

I know Dr. Abubakar Kareem stated this was supposed to be CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET, but he seemed very urgent in his desperation. I have enough wealth to keep me comfortable for many years to come, but Abubakar is promising $36,500,000.00 to anyone who could help out his poor soul.

Dear partner,

How do you do?

Firstly, I must solicit your strictest confidentiality
in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature
as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL and ?TOP SECRET.? Though
I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make
anyone apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you
that all will be well at the end of the day. We have
decided to contact you first by your email due to the
urgency of this transaction, as we have been reliably
informed that it will take at least two to three weeks
for a normal post to reach you. So we decided it is
best using the email.

It's the hat isn't it?

This is what's been leaked so far. Who knows how actually vaild any of this is. The boy is a 12 year old with cancer, who was plied with wine, and then molested. If true, they should hack of Jacko's cocko. If not, he might want to consider shutting down Neverland.

Eww, eww, eww! I guess old habits die hard, huh? This is the final nail in the coffin for the career of Michael Jackson. Yes I know, innocent until proven guilty. In Michael's case however, he's already been convicted by the majority of the sane public. If he is innocent (I'm hysterically laughing right now), he needs to reassess the types of activites he holds at Neverland Ranch, i.e. having young boys over.

Ironcially Jackson's new single is titled "One More Chance." You got off once (pun intended), and you blew it (pun intended - although oral copulation of a child under 14 is not one of the charges in the new case). Accused child pornographer R Kelly, penned "One More Chance". Maybe they got a chance to exchange some tips with each other, regarding the proper ways to sexually exploit and corrupt minors.

If Michael had any brains in the first place, he would have never worked with R Kelly. That's really beside the point though. We're dealing with an out of control freak show, who's got some unresolved issues.

Also, what even semi-intelligent adult would let their children visit Jacko at the Neverland Ranch without being present themselves? Memo to parents of young boys: DON'T LET YOUR CHILDREN PLAY WITH MICHAEL JACKSON!

Read all about it:

Warrant Issued For Jackson's Arrest
Time to surrender Jacko. [AP]
Michael Jackson Troubles: The Chronology
He's Bad, he's bad. [AP]
Jackson CBS Special Postponed
Look for it to be shown on Showtime. [AP]

The inaugural New Yorker of the Week could go to no one other than Amanda Lepore. She epitomizes the uniqueness and over-the-topness that I love about New York. Love ya darlin'.

Check out this catchy song about our new favorite socialite porn star sung by The Penfifteen Club.