No one wants to see you looking like Pink (pictured above), or like Tara Reid on any given night. Balance out your alcohol (doing drugs on New Year's Eve is wrong - this is a drunken holiday) intake with lots of munchies.

Cheers! I'll see you in 2004.

I just recieved a fabulous gift from my dear friend Rula Lenska. It's Tammy Faye Baker's new self-help book "I Will Survive ... And You Will, Too!" Everyone is giving out the traditional bottle of wine, or candy as gifts when they go to New Year's Eve parties. Why not give the gift that will give your Host or Hostess, some guidance that could possibly better their future.

Look for Tammy on The Surreal Life which debuts on the WB beginning January 11th.

If your in Durham, NC this Friday Tammy will be at Drag Bingo.

Read Tammy's view on "the gays" as she calls them in a recent interview.

The current headlines regarding the It Kook of the Moment: Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson and Makeup
Margaret made me laugh again. [Margaret Cho]
Jackson's Chief Spokesperson Quits
Keep you mouth shut until the trial. [BBC]
Michael's Disasterous 60 Minutes Interview
No it's not okay from grown men to sleep with children in their beds. [NY Daily News]
Is the Nation of Islam Helping Michael Jackson
Me thinks not. [AP]

The Corsair presents: Corsair 2003 Year End Awards.

Very well done. A must read.

Merry Christmas!

I came upon this sizzling photo, so Bruno wins the Hot Body crown again. Loving the cheek.

I just wanted to wish everyone who has visited this site since it launched in Septmeber - almost 100,000 hits, a very safe and Happy Holiday. I'll only be posting the Hot Body of the Week, later this week, and will resume postings next week!

Love,

Miu

Say a little prayer.

Brought to us by the egg of Gloria Vanderbilt, and the seed of Wyatt Cooper. The only reason I ever watched "The Mole", and my favorite bearer of news - the adorable Anderson Cooper.

According to one of Arnold and Maria’s maid’s sister’s cousins, Governor Schwarzenegger (typing that makes me laugh) is contemplating entering the 2004 Presidential race. He feels that if he can release another Terminator movie by mid 2004, he’ll have enough popularity to win the Presidency.

Maria is said to be just thrilled with this possibility. She’s so tired of prostituting herself for NBC. She’s been secretly working with a wave coach to build up the muscles in her feeble wrist muscles. She’s worried that the current condition of her wrists, that they would fail her during the rigorous campaigning needed for a Presidential bid.

I’m sure there will be more to come regarding these developments.

The Notable People of 2003 That Miu von Furstenberg Would Love To Bitch Slap.

1. Jermaine Jackson. Get this man sedated. Stat!
2. Elizabeth Smart's Parents. Apparently Mormon's are just as publicity hungry as the rest of us.
3. David Blaine. It's time for one of his death-defying stunts to fail.
4. Whitney Houston. So many reasons. "Crack is whack" and serenading your own abuser just to name a few.
5. Bonnie Fuller. You've got no soul.
6. David Gest. Get a pair.
7. Jessica Simpson. Now found in Webster's under dumb.
8. Bill O'Rielly. Just shut the fuck up for once.
9. Bennifer. Put us all out of our misery and just end the relationship.
10. The Royals. Actually, I just want to slap a smile on the face of the Queen. I'm all for the orgies, drugs, and the year of the homosexual.

Honorable Mention:

Rush Limbaugh (whose the addict now?), Kobe Bryant (keep it in your wife), Paris Hilton (I'm rich and vapid), Michael Jackson (too obvious to be mentioned above), Nia Vardalos (my big fat one hit wonder), Saddam Hussein (you were captured hiding in a hole), Rosie O'Donnell (I liked you better as the "Queen of Nice"), Graydon Carter (your self-indulgent "right" to smoke anywhere you please is getting sooooo old), Vincent Gallo (Brown Bunny), and Jason Binn (I'd like to shove your wedding publicist up your ass).