> At the Razzies, It's a Bennifer Sweep
What great way to celebrate their relationship. [Reuters]

Look into my eyes and kiss my soul.

> Several R Kelly Charges Dropped
He's now only charged with 14 counts of child pornography. That still gives me 14 reasons to not like him. [E Online]
> Michael's Wal-Mart Misadventure
The mask is nothing. The real question is what the hell was he doing at Wal-Mart? [E Online]
> The Richest Americans
I think it's time to start wooing a Walton. [NYDN]
> Judge Drops Martha Stewart Fraud Charge
Plum pudding for everyone!!!!! [Reuters]
> The Lack of Oscar Campaining Mudslinging
It's been kind of boring, huh?

> The Oscar Presenter's $110,000 Goodie Bag
Is that really necessary? [ABS-CBNNEWS]
> Rosie O'Donnell Weds Girlfriend
Deepest sympathies to Kelli Carpenter. Good luck. [AP]
> Tom Ford Says Goodbye
It was one of the best shows, and also one of the saddest. [FWD

Rick, Rick, Rick. A man who is so in love with himself, and especially his own appendage.

Internet porn purveyor Rick Salomon has shown the world that he can have sex with Paris Hilton. Now he wants to conquer her sister in skank-itude, Christina Aguilera. "I love her," Salomon gushed on Howard Stern's show yesterday. "I've never met her, but I mean if I could be with any girl, I'd be with her for sure."

Salomon also blabbed that he bedded Drew Barrymore "when she was, like, 15 and I was, like, 20 . . . I think I got her when she was pretty darn hot." The caddish ex-husband of Shannen Doherty also claimed to have slept with model/actress Devon Aoki and former Playboy model Nicole Lenz. [NYP]

Ewww. Ewww. Ewww. First of all, Christina's not gonna do you (well maybe if you throw in another woman, and promise not to videotape it). Second, blabbing that you bedded Drew Barrymore when she was 15 "when she was pretty darn hot," is just sick. It' looks like Rick was channelling R Kelly with that comment. Third, after choosing to release the Paris tape on the internet, you're going to have to settle on fucking only the D-List stars (i.e. pretty much who you've been fucking all along - Nicole Lenz anyone?).

> Michael Jackson & Ex-Wife (He He) In Custody Battle
And the saga continues. I say take the kids away from both of them and give them to a nice gay couple. [E Online]
> Martha's Defense Rests
I so wanted to see Martha breakdown on the stand. [E Online]

> David Gest Is a Freak
Botox for headaches? More like botox for ugly face. [smokinggun]
> Paris Hilton: Porn Director
By pushing Rick out of the way, does not make one a director. [NYDN]

For some reason, I watched a lot of TV this past week. These were the highlights.

1. Sex Finale Moment: Samantha receiving the flowers from Smith.
2. Christina Aguilera as Samantha Jones in the SNL Sex and the City skit.
3. Kylie Minogue’s video for “Slow”. Hot.
4. Sex Finale Moment 2: Finding out Big’s name is John.
5. New York Nick. What a hunk of Italian hot beef.

> Mr. Big's First Name Is John
Maybe we'll find out his last name in the movie. [AP]
> One Critics View On 'The Passion'
Nightmare inducing, but well crafted. [MSNBC/Newsweek]
> Prince Rainier Hospitalized
Hang in there sweetie! If your near death, give a call. I'm still available. [AP]

> Christians Show Passion for 'Passion' Products
I can't wait to see the lunch boxes and action figures. [Reuters]
> Kristen Davis Keeping 'Sex and the City' Wardrobe
She did have the most tasteful of the wardrobes. [AP]
> Bobby Brown Jailed in Probation Violation
Now if we can only do something about his delusional wife. [AP]