I only pulled out a few hairs, and only consumed one martini during the conversion to Movable Type. I think everything is good to go. Let me know if anyone sees something that is off.

Regular posting will resume tomorrow!

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UPDATE! Sorry about the lack of archives yesterday. Ooops! They should now all be fully restored.

Miu's making the move to Movable Type. The site may be down for a day or two, so bear with me. I'm hoping everything will go smoothly. Not being the most technically adapt individual, this could be a challenge.

Pray for me, have a drink for me - preferably a martini (although I'll probably need a few if things start going wrong), and let me know if you have any tips for making this blog better with Movable Type.

> Colin Farrell Rejected By Boyband
He wasn't picked to join the Irish boyband Boyzone. I'm really having problems picturing Colin Farrell in a boyband. I guess he would have been the Robbie Williams of Boyzone. [thisislondon]
> Janet Bleeped For Saying "Jesus" on Letterman
It probably happened because the CBS censors thought Jesus may be offended by having boobalicious Janet mentioning his name. [Ananova]
> The Passion Prompts a Murder Confession
It's a miracle! [BBC]
> The Passion of the Christ Sequel?
I'm going to go out on a limb. I bet they'll have Jesus rise from the dead. [CBC]

A match made in heaven if you ask me. Janice was a guest on Tuesday's On Air With Ryan Seacrest. At the end of the interview she puts her head between Ryan's legs - he gets flustered because he's only seen a man do that before.

Here's a sample of the transcript.

Ryan - Now this young lady um called herself the world's first supermodel.
Janice - No, I coined the term back in 1979.
Ryan - And she gotta come out of her shell. Anyway.
Janice - My clam.
Ryan - She's on America's Next Top Model, Janice its good to see you , you doing allright?
Janice - Are you kidding me, I'm on Ryan Seacrest show.
Ryan - Well thank you.
Janice - First of all, I want to ask you something.
Ryan - Yes Janice Dickinson.
Janice - Where, what do they call you, Sea, or Ry, or Crest I mean what's your nickname.
Ryan - They, they call me, uh, they call me Ry.
Janice - Ry?
Ryan - You wanna call me Ry?
Janice - No, but what does your girlfriend call you. The metrosexual man. What does your girlfriend call you.
Ryan - She calls me metro.
Janice - In bed? What does she call you in bed?
Ryan - Sometimes she calls me a girl.
Janice - She call you a girl?
Ryan - No, I'm just kidding.
Janice - No, but in bed just she call you oh Ry, Ry, or does she call you toast.
Ryan - No, she doesn't call me toast. Hey, do you wanna see a clip of your show?
Janice - I do.

Read the entire witty bantering transcript here.

> Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz Split
Who knew her contract would be up so soon?
> Bobby Brown Free
Amazingly he came up with the cash after stating he had no income or job. Mmm.
> Britney Spears Is FHM's Sexiest Woman
You've got to be kidding me.
> Hilary Swank Provide the Face For Calvin Klein's Sensual Support
Somehow Hilary Swank doesn't say "intimate apparel collection model" to me.

I was really wondering how someone could get busted for having hemorrhoids. I thought maybe he did something in rage, which was brought on by some painful hemorrhoids. Obviously not though. I've learned my lesson to read the article and not just the headline.

The stripper/firefighter was busted when Customs officers discovered a box from China containing $347,000 worth of anabolic steroids addressed to him. That seems like a lot of steroids. No wonder his so grossly large. The clincher was the hand written not inside the box containing the steroids was a note that said "For Rodney."

His shriveled up balls must look funny in comparison to his huge body size (see chart).

And here is the actual size of one of his balls post-steroid usage.

So it is true that Whitney has left rehab five days after checking in. As I said earlier, what a stupid, stupid woman. I think Whitney’s needing a new spiritual advisor. I love it when publicists cop out and say their clients only have had addiction problems with prescription drugs. An addict is an addict. Obviously, it’s up to the individual if they want to remain in that type of a program, so she’s free to leave at anytime. But she’s got to be a fool, if she thinks that after five days she can just waltz out and live happily ever after. Did anyone see the footage of her from her recent concerts in Russia? She was skinnier than she was at that Michael Jackson tribute. This woman has some serious problems. I have a feeling the next time Whitney’s going to be in rehab, will be due to a court order. She’s going to end up pulling a Robert Downey Jr. or a Courtney Love, especially with the way things have been escalating. Clean up your act, kick crying jailbird Bobby to the curb, or be remembered as the crazy woman who said “Crack is Whack.”

> A Crying Bobby Brown Heads Back To Prison
He can't pay child support because he has no job or income. That's just plain sad. [BBC]
> Robert DeNiro's Dad's Sexcapades & Robert's Pursuit of Whitney
Daddy bagged Jason Pollack. Robert's probably happy now he never did Whitney. [NYP]
> Richard Simmons Arrested For Bitchslap
Don't mess with Ms. Simmons. [E Online]
> Is Martha Stewart Buying Jail Buddies
How ludicrous is this inane piece of gossip. [FOX]
> Sting and Trudie's Three-Ways

Trudie's naughty. [NYP]

> Whitney Exits Rehab (Not Confirmed)
If this is true she is a stupid stupid woman. Stop using Courtney Love as a role model. [NYDN]
> The Pressure of Celebrity Life Got To Houston
That's the understatement of the year. [USA Today]
> Bobby Brown Released From Jail So He Can Go To Court
Now can't you understand how Whitney is so in love with Bobby? [MTV]
> Yoanna is America's Next Top Model
It's finally over. Thank God, now Dan Renzi can get back to his normal life again. [E Online]
> Jay Leno Writes a Book For Children
Suffer the little children. More scores of people are put into a catatonic state of boredom (typically known as Jay Leno viewers) after reading this book.

Jennifer dumped him - he's all ours.