Dionne Warwick's Psychic friends predicted she would go into rehab. That was five years ago, but hey, at least she's finally there.
Now all she's got to do is remain in rehab. I'm talking about a good two month stay. If she's out in less than a month, she'll be back to her old ways (faster than it takes anyone to hate Omarosa). Once she kicks her druggy ways, all she's gotta do is kick out her useless and talentless husband, and put Bobbie Christina on some sort of diet (that poor child).
What will Whitney do in the future? Let's hope she's not using the same spiritual advisor who helped her quit her addictive ways earlier. She could join The Church of Scientology (who knew Issac Hayes and Nancy Cartwright, the voice of Bart Simpson, were believers) or take up the Kabbalah (Madonna will work with almost anyone these days).
Good luck girl!
Michael Farina says:
Oh, Miu, have your feelings towards the struggling diva changed? Wishing her well? Well, I do hope she does start improving. I do enjoy listening to her old songs while sipping iced teas(preferrably Long Islands) on my linae.