> Michael Jackson Pleads Innocent
Showing extreme reserve, he doesn't jump on top of an SUV and start dancing after exiting court. [E Online]
> Tribeca Film Festival Opens
Looking for something to do over the next week? I'm looking forward to seeing Whore.
> Woman Drove For Days With Dead Mother In Car
It can't be that tough to let go. [Reuters]

> Livin' It Up With Ali and Jack! Is Cancelled
King World Productions boss Roger King called the show "the most painful and expensive experience that the company has ever been through." [The Corsair]
> Donald Trump Is Engaged
And will be divorced for the third time by 2007. [E Online]
> Madonna Without Makeup
It's a scary thing. [NewYorkish]
> The Olsen Twins Get A Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
Now everyone can walk all over, spit, urinate on them just like you've wanted to for all these years. [AP]
> Famous Celebrity Lies
From past and present. [Narcissism 101]

Apparently Miu von Furstenberg isn't one of them. I'm trying to snag a Prince.

Quest Magazine features it's annual The Quest 400
Their annual list of Manhattan’s social elite. But at least Taki and Alexandra Theodoracopulos made the list. A Socialte's Life's favorite Taki quote:

"We’re sending The American Conservative to every fucking policy wonk in Washington. I’ve had 35 years as a journalist, and now I want a little bit more gravitas. I’m not going to be writing about how I got drunk and fell on the floor and chased some pussy."

> Kevin Spacey's Brother Is On a Roll
He first teased us with revelations about Kevin, and now he reveals their father was an American Nazi, Rapist and Abuser. That's a pretty harsh combo. [FOX]
> The Step-Brother of Princess Diana Dies
In totally unrelated news, the next door neighbor of Grace Kelly's sister's husband's nephew's third grad school teacher stubbed his toe. [Reuters]
> 20/20 Is Giving Away a Baby
Sort of. [NY Post]
> Lachlan Murdoch's Wife Sarah O'Hare Murdoch Preggers
Does anyone really care? [Gawker]

Combs is NOT playing one of the California Raisins in A Raisin in the Sun as previously reported.

Sean Combs, received a lukewarm reception from most New York critics for his portrayal of Walter Lee Younger, the angry, frustrated hero of "A Raisin in the Sun," Lorraine Hanberry's landmark drama now being revived on Broadway.

> Halle Barry Finally Filing For Divorce
Things never tend to work out when married to a sex addict. [E Online]
> Watching David Beckham Sleep
I'm all for it. You can view David at London's National Portrait Gallery. [Reuters]
> Kathy Hilton To Have Her Own Reality Show
It's part of the growing trend of giving show to rich people who have nothing to say. [E Online]
> Are Ellen Barkin and Ron Perelman on a Break?
I'd say yes. Other than the obvious billions, this man has no other redeeming qualities. I can't understand what the attraction was. [NYDN]

If it only wasn't for those fateful words, "This is a Coke. I wanted vanilla Diet Pepsi."

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> Billy Joel's in Third Car Crash in Two Years
He hit a house this time, on his way to pick up a pizza. How does one do that? [BBC]
> Estee Lauder Dies
MIddle-aged women everywhere are trying to keep their mascara from running today. [AP]
> Jacko Fires Lawyers
And picks up Baretta's old lawyer. [AP]
> Kevin Spacey Has a Brother
And he's looking to cash in. [Sunday Mirror]

> Suge Knight Released From Prison
Look for Suge to be returning to prison in the next year, after he violates his parole once more. [Reuters]

Finally my prayers have been answered. The Paris Hilton/Rick Solomon amateur porn night is going to have a proper release.

Red Light District Video, a suburban Los Angeles porn production company, said on Thursday it has acquired rights from Hilton's ex-beau, Rick Salomon, to distribute the full 45-minute video in June under the title "One Night In Paris."

Terms of the deal were not disclosed. A spokeswoman for the company said the homemade tape, parts of which surfaced last year on Internet porn sites, will be released commercially in adult video stores on June 15.

More details here.

After turning down offers by Disney, Mirimax, and Focus Films, Mr. Solomon decided that Red Light District Video (the number one name in hardcore gonzo video - what the fuck is hardcore gonzo video?) is the company for him. That clever Rick even came up with the catchy punny title 1 Night In Paris. Although, I don't think he's the only one whose spent one night in Paris. Other video titles offered by Red Light District Video: Young Tight Latinas #5, Fuckdolls #2 and French Connexxxion.

Red Light District said its video will include never-before-seen scenes from the tape Salomon and Hilton made in May 2001, including footage of the hotel heiress "partying in a nightclub."

The footage of Paris "partying in a nightclub" will be so worth the price of the video. It's like Al Capone's vault being opened all over again. Now girls all over the world will get to witness what a 23-year-old hotel heiress looks like while "partying in a nightclub."

To coincide with the porn video it's rumored that Paris will be releasing her own video entitled "How To Party In a Nightclub Like a Hotel Heiress." Some invaluable tips would be:

While Paris is keeping herself busy with The Simple Life 2 and her book (he he), Rick will still just be whacking off to the same video he's been whacking off to for the last three years and counting his cash.