I'm in LA, so of course one must visit Fred Segal. A trip to Fred Segal usually entails a celebrity sighting, although with my luck it's usually the minor ones. Once again, FS doesn't disappoint. Of course I drag along my good friend Nicky Getty.
Since this is LA, I must purchase something white, so I go with a little white cocktail dress from Gucci (Robi is taking my later this week for my first spray on tan so I won't look like a ghost). It seems every third woman in LA is wearing white; it's quite disarming. While I'm making the purchase, I spot Milla Jovovich.
I"m never one who has a problem engaging in banter with a celebrity. I of course to the obligatory,
Miu: "Are you Milla Jovovich?"
Milla: While not directly looking at me, she answers, "Yes I am."
Miu: While racking my brain trying to come up with a film she was in, I blurt out - "You were the best part of The Fifth Element." (Knowing for a fact that Chris Tucker was, but I wasn't talking to Chris Tucker.)
Milla: She smiles, and says "Thank you."
Miu: She obviously knows I just lied to her. But of course I press on. "Are you ever going to record another CD? I really love your singing voice."
Milla: "No. I'm sorry, I don't have time for this."
Miu: So the loving her singing voice comment threw her over the edge. No one to back down, I slightly shout as she's walking away "Any chance for a sequel to Joan Arc?"
Milla: She turns her head briefly and I believe mouthed the word "Bitch."
So I guess we will never know if there will be a sequel to The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc. I turned around to sign the receipt for my purchase, and the saleswoman was just staring at me. I said, "Well at least I didn't ask for an autograph."
MacGyver says:
My name is MacGyver Dawson. In a few years you will hear of me I'm going to be a very good Director. I love Milla she is my world. I'm going to marry her some day.
Please send me a E-mail at
Sadya21@peoplepc.com
Dan Stevens says:
Have you ever met Heather Robinson the girl who worked at America Online and had her movie made? I'm curious to know if she is nice or not.