I need your help. Due to my hectic lifestyle, I simply just don't have the time to read every newspaper and magazine, visit every website, or be at every social function. So I'm asking you to help me out. A new email link has been created for you, my faithful readers, to send me any tips, dirt, party gossip, celebrity sightings, photos, or articles you may stumble on to that you think might be useful for posting.

I will fully protect the anonymity of any tips that are received.

Send me your dirt.

Miu

> Who Battered and Bruised Paris Hilton?
I blame Bijou Phillips. [NYDN][
> Nic Cage Marries 20-Year-Old Former Sushi Waitress
Who he met in February. Star the betting now. [E Online]
> P Diddy Purchases Home In New Jersey
Watch out Russell Simmons. [Launch]
> Zeta Jones Stalker Defender Is an Idiot
Her stalker took two sleeping pills before having to appear in court. The stalker's lawyer is now saying that she tried to kill herself (two sleeping pills is not going to do it), and her suicide attempt is Zeta Jones is to blame. Color me confused. [AP]
> Miss America Will No Longer Need To Have Talent
Actually the talent portion won't be shown live. That was the best part. [E Online[
> DNC Convention Director Goes Ballistic Over Balloon Fiasco
CNN viewers are scarred for life after hearing the f-word on the air. [Lost Remote]
> Jane Pratt Is Pissed At Bonnie Fuller
Well who isn't. [NY Post]
> Great Photos From the East Village.
From 9th to 11th. [bluejake]

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No wonder Lenny got laid so often. He has a beautiful loft, which is now back on the market after the latest deal fell through. I could definitely see myself getting busy with the old Lenny in that scrumptious dwelling. That is now out of the question, due to Lenny's hair that is channelling Mo'nique.

> Kimora Lee Simmons Mug Shot
While the Kabbalah braclet failed to ward off the evil police, it did provide her with a beautiful free set of head shots. [KTB]
> Demi and Ashton May Wed In Israel
Moore and Kutcher are planning to get married in a Kabbalah ceremony in Tel Aviv. When will the Kabbalah madness end? [MSNBC]
> Elijah Wood's Male Circus Midget
I hear they give the best blow jobs. [superficial]
> Catherine Zeta-Jones Stalker Threatened To Slice Her Up
The actress said she felt terrorized and was so panicked that she felt she was about to suffer a stroke or heart attack. - Take it easy Catie, the stalker said she was sorry for writing the letters. [Reuters]
> Pamela Anderson and David LaChapelle Gone Awry
Apparently you should never call Mr. LaChapelle's photographs campy. [kate sullivan ect. via Defamer]

Not to be out done by Target for selling the Kabbalah red string bracelets, Wal*Mart goes one further.

Well this made my day. Uber-bitch, Kimora Lee Simmons was charged with eluding a police officer, possessing marijuana (under 50 grams), careless driving, operating a vehicle while possessing a controlled substance, tail-gating and having a taillight out. While the marijuana possession is harmless (tip - always have a servant transport your stash in another vehicle), Miu never condones reckless driving. There is no charge for driving under the influence, so it take it that the marijuana did not contribute to the careless driving.

Come to think of it, why was she driving herself anyway? Shouldn't she have been driven wherever she was going?

Kimora's attorney, Stacey Richman, said: "We deny any wrongdoing whatsoever" and called the incident "another example of a prominent member of the hip-hop community being made an example of." Whatever.

Russell Simmons said, "My wife is an excellent driver, and she's not guilty of any crime. You don't have to grab my wife and put handcuffs on her. Her wrists are all bruised up." Um, Russell, that's what happens when you are arrested. [via NYDN]

Cry me a river.

> Brando Got Cut at 60
And not in the muscular defined way. Ouch. [NY Post]
> Ann Coulter's Democratic Convention Column Cancelled
She reportedly didn't hold up to USA Today writing standards. That's just plain sad. [USA Today]
> Courtney Love Gets 18 Months in Rehab
I feel sorry for the people who are stuck in rehab with her. [E Online]
> Jackson Charged With Imprisoning Boy and Family
This just keeps getting weirder and weirder. [E Online]
> Teresa Hines Tells Reporter To Shove It
I would have told him to "fuck off," but that's just me. [Reuters]
> Gisele Bundchen Is Highest Paid Supermodel
She made $10 million last year. Not too shabby. [Vogue]
> Usher Seems To Be a Tad Full of Himself.
he singer whispered his order into his bodyguard's ear. "Usher will have a Bellini," the bodyguard interpreted for the bartender. When the drink was ready, the bartender handed it to Usher, but was intercepted by the bodyguard, who explained that he was the only one allowed to hand Usher his drink. - I'll just call him a hot idiot. [WOW]

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Why not celebrate your release with dinner and a movie!

> Paris Hilton and Nick Carter End Love Affair
A nation can't believe they lasted seven months. [loose lips and hips]
> It's good to be Douglas Faneuil
Catty star witness in Martha's trial doesn't receive jail time. [Reuters]
> Martha May Enter Prison Early
Finally, the woman's thinking straight. [AP]
> Dead Christina Aguliera Poses For Versace
The blond goth look is not beautiful. [superficial]
> Lindsey Lohan Still Sporting Kabbalah Red String Bracelet
5 days is a long time. [defamer]
> Ashlee Simpson Get's Slutty For Candie's
I can't handle another pop star sibling. [FWD]
> The 9/11 Commission Report
Read it and weep. [kottke]
> The Army Endorses Urine
Eww, eww, eww. [BBC]
> Steve-O Loses It At Lotus
Isn't that a given if you're named Steve-O. [NYP]
> Kelly Ripa Spoofs Her Own Hair Commercial
I've never liked Kelly Ripa, and I find this funny. [kontraband]

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Apparently the Kevin and Britney love to frolic on balconies.

Why does Kevin have that creepy smile on his face? Where did Britney disappear to? See all the scandalous photos via vividblurry.