Uber-bitch Jennifer Crisaulli gets fired twice. First by Donald Trump, for doing a shitty job at leading (and for not being able to shut up). Then the good folk at Douglas Elliman fired her over her ridiculous remarks that she made to Stacey R. [via Curbed]

Aren't these people self-aware enough that they are being filmed. What an idiot. Good riddance.

Paris Hilton Allegedly Uses Racial Slur In Porn Tape
Not so sweet after all, huh? Plus, the porn tape features Nick Carter. Who really wants to see that? [Gawker]
Zeta Jones Alleged Stalker Pleads Not Guilty
Despite the graphic nature of Knight's death threats, the defense maintains that she is harmless and is merely acting on a "girlish crush" on Zeta-Jones' husband, actor Michael Douglas. - Uh, huh. [Zap2it]
Heinz Holba's a Bad Man
Heinz Holba, founder of New York Model Management and L.A. Models hasn't paid two models, who have modeled. He's using illicit drug use as the reason. If that's a reason not to pay models, 75% of them would be in the poorhouse. [Verbose Coma]

London Fashion Week Gone Mad

I don't do globes.

Jamie Foxx is the latest star to have his dirty deeds surface, after a Las Vegas construction worker discovered a box of 90 sexually explicit photos featuring the actor, that were found in the garbage outside Foxx's Las Vegas home.

The photos allegedly feature the actor in sexual situations with an unidentified woman (not Tom Cruise in a wig) and by himself . I've never really understood why people take photos of themselves? I'm assuming he was jerking off in them, otherwise they probably wouldn't be sexually explicit. I have a feeling, if these surface, they probably won't quite cause the stir that the Paris Hilton sex tape did.

This is just wrong on soooo many levels, and must be stopped!

You can do something about it. If you haven't registered to vote, please check out the Voters Information Guide for the 2004 US Election [kottke]

That is, Martha Stewart's designated federal inmate number. Say hello to No. 55170-05.

Apparently, Usher WIll Sleep With Anyone
Say goodbye to Alicia Keyes, and say hello to rage-a-holic model Naomi Campbell. [NYP]
Kevin Federline Bought Britney's Ring With a Loan
He's on her payroll, so in a sense, she still will have bought the ring. [MSNBC]
Bill O'Reilly's Views On The Daily Show Viewers
I resent being called a "stoned slacker." A Belvedere swilling floozie is more like it. [Gawker]
Cynthia Nixon's Girlfriend Revealed!
I'm a little disappointed. Here I was thinking that she would be some hot lipstick lesbian, and she's not anything close. [NYDN]
Tips on How John Kerry Should Handle the Debates
Go Kerry, go Kerry. [The Corsair]
Geoffrey Beene Dead At 77
Rest in peace, good man. [MSNBC]
Air France iPod Giveaway
If you have a chance to fly first class on Air France, you get a free iPod mini. [Boing Boing]
Movers Needed In November
I'm there. [WOW]

It's been a while since has captured the spotlight, but it looks like she could have hit the motherload. Once again rumors are surfacing that there is another Paris Hilton sex tape lurking out there.

If that isn't enough for Paris to deal with, she also had to flee the set of her forthcoming National Lampoon film. My first thought was that she would have fled because the film was a piece of crap. But no, it's not the poor quality of the film that drove poor Paris away. She's gotten caught in the Florida hurricanes while filming on her latest project, National Lampoon's Pledge This!.

We tend to think of Paris as a slacker, but she's apparently been doing some actual work.

"I am a hard worker, and I travel a lot. When I'm on a plane, I'm reading scripts or designing things or writing," says Hilton. "All I do is work. I wake up in the morning at 6, and I just go to work. It's been nonstop. I didn't even have a summer -- I usually go to Europe, but I've been here and busy building this brand." [via Zap2it]

Doesn't she make it seem like she's Cate Blanchett, Miuccia Prada, and Toni Morrison all rolled into one.

A typical day for NYU student, Mary-Kate Olsen. The bodyguards might try a little more subtlety next time. It might help avoid photos like these from being taken. [Olsen Twins Gallery via WOW]

Gisele Bundchen Dumps Leo
And is comforted by Josh Hartnett. How sad is that. [News.com.au via The Corsair]
The Britney Pregnant Rumors Begin
Could this be the actual reason why she upped the date of the "wedding." [Herald Sun]
Kate Spade Reunites With Andy
She's five months pregnant. Those type of reunions never work out. [NYP]
Lindsay Lohan's Dad Passes Out At Scores
I don't what Scores is, but I'm sure you wouldn't want anyone passing out there. [NYP]
Bush Ads Keep Slamming Kerry
I think it's penis envy on George's part. [ABC News]