- Ashlee Simpson Exposed As Fraud
- Tom Ford: The Book
- Fake Gucci Bags Funding Terrorism
- Paris Hilton's Current Sexual Partner
- Ashlee Simpson Speaks
- Scissor Sisters' Filthy/Gorgeous Video
- Mary-Kate Returns
- Driver Tried To Run Over Katherine Harris
- Brought To You By My Blog Husband
- News Flash: Bill O'Reilly And Andrea Mackris Kiss And Make Up
- Donatella Versace To Do Reality TV Show

Mmm. Donatella has signed a deal with Oprah Winfrey's Oxygen Network to do a show in which several contestants vie for the chance to become her intern. We will be subjected to the results sometime next year. [via FOXNews - second item]

I can just see it:

Donatella (screaming at intern): Bring me a mirror and some coke now!

Perry van der Meer Denies Dating Monica Lewinsky
She might have more luck if she starts dialing up these people. [Gawker]
Kate Moss Nude Possibly Worth $6.4 Million
A little overpriced I think. [AP]
RuPaul is Pissed
Someone please buy this man's new CD and shut him up. [NYDN]
Did Nick Lachey Cheat On Jessica?
With porn star Jessica Jaymes? [Liquid Generation]
Leslie Stahl Has Backstage AshleeGate Footage
Let's take her down! [Defamer]
What Do Leonardo DiCaprio and Jon Bon Jovi Have in Common?
They're both campaigning for John Kerry. [AP]

They actually settled.

Fox News Channel commentator Bill O'Reilly and a co-worker who had accused him of sexual harassment have reached an out-of-court settlement, agreeing to drop all allegations against each other, lawyers for Fox said on Thursday.The sensational case had turned the news spotlight on the outspoken O'Reilly, a darling of America's political conservatives who hosts the top-rated program on the nation's leading all-news cable network.

Andrea Mackris, 33, an associate producer for "The O'Reilly Factor," had sued the talk show host earlier this month, claiming he had repeatedly pressured her to engage in sexually explicit conversations over the phone, talking about vibrators, masturbation and pleasuring himself at times as he spoke.

Anticipating the complaint, O'Reilly and Fox News already filed their own suit earlier the same day, accusing Mackris and her lawyer, Benedict Morelli, of trying to extort $60 million in "hush money" from him by threatening to go public with false allegations of sexual harassment.

In a statement on Thursday, legal firm Becker & Green said all parties had agreed to settle the dispute out of court. [Reuters]

Andrea happily has her $99,000 debt paid off. I'll be watching Curbed to see when she buys that New York City condo she's always wanted. Bill can now go back to masturbating while watching porn, like the rest of the country.

While I would have loved to have touched upon the first public outing of Garfleck (very clever sweetie), Julia Roberts being escorted to or from the hospital, and last but not least the brilliant Six Degrees of Nicolette Sheridan: The Master's Edition, my dear Ron has covered all the bases.

A few thoughts though. How can Jennifer, or anyone compete with Ben's love of himself, and that of Matt Damon? All the best. - You must check out the photo of Julia being escorted to or from the hospital after her labor scare. Considering the outfit she's wearing what was/or is she doing/going to be doing? - Nicolette Sheridan is a big ho.

If you're not reading The Corsair, you need a spanking.

It's about one election to late.

A Florida motorist was arrested on Wednesday on charges of trying to run down U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris at an intersection where the controversial former state elections chief was campaigning for re-election to Congress.

The Republican lawmaker and several supporters were campaigning alongside a street corner in her hometown of Sarasota Tuesday evening. A silver Cadillac sped toward them, drove up onto the sidewalk where Harris stood, and then swerved away at the last minute, the Sarasota police report said.

No one was hurt. Witnesses noted the car's license tag number and police tracked the owner, Barry Seltzer, 46, of Sarasota, who was jailed early Wednesday on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. He said he was annoyed because some of Harris' supporters were blocking traffic, the arrest report said.

"I was exercising my political expression," it quoted him as saying. "I did not run them down, I scared them a little." [Reuters]

Unfortunately it's not requesting the cancellation of According To Jim in order to thwart an attack.

Seven Stars Spotted At The Spotted Pig
Who knew it was so starlicious? Billy Crudup, Julianne Moore, David Duchovny, Jay-Z, Bart Freundlich, Maggie Gyllenhaal and that gay comedian who wears the suits and ties and the black rectangular glasses and his hair in a pompadour. [Gawker]
Nicole Kidman Defends Bathtub Scene
With a ten-year-old. [The Sun]
Keith Olbermann Offers Mackris Cash
He'll give her the $99,000 to pay off her debt, if she gives him the audio tape. [Observer]
Brittanny Murphy Apologizes For Ashton Joke
We all know he's hung. [Ananova]
Lindsay Lohan Fever Breaks
Everyone can blow out their prayer candles now. [E Online]

Hallelujah! All my prayers have been answered; Mary Kate has been brought back to us (without weight loss). I'm thinking that the map that I had commissioned of the twins' loft, so Ashley will be able to finally find the kitchen, had a little part in her return.

I'm hoping that NYU has a big homecoming party for Mary-Kate and her bodyguards. The poor thing can use all the support that she can get.

I'm sure Mary-Kate is giving a big "middle-finger" to those of us who assumed she quit school.

Okay, how camp does this sound?

The band is placed in what Mitchell describes as a "utopian whorehouse" filled with downtown denizens, including the World Famous Bob, G Spot, Mona Foot, Sweetie, Jeffrey Deitch, Dirty Martinia and a handful of Dazzle Dancers. In the video, Ana Matronica and Jacke Shears star as the madame and a hustler, respectively. Drag king Murray Hill plays a john who spanks Shears - and Charlotte Rae, aka Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life, makes a cameo appearance. "She kept saying, 'You boys are gorgeous. Filthy and gorgeous,' as she touched their cheeks like a mom!" reports Murray. [via Queer Day]

I love it! Let the world embrace the Scissor Sisters.