He apparently doesn't like kissing boys, but Towleroad has a visual Colin step by step manual.

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It's actually just a wig. On a side note, she must have been punched in the lips recently (the inflated lips). Doesn't she look like a slutty Ashlee Simpson in the photo? [photo via People]

Isn't that sweet. Brandon Davis and Mischa strolling along with Starbucks and wrapping paper. Brandon looks as if he's about to pull a Cameron Diaz on the photographer.

Thanks to Lily for the pic!

My blog husband tackles the Bill Maher Sex Suit. It ain't pretty.

As you can imagine, a Bill Maher sex suit is an ugly thing to behold. All that past-their-prime coitus being litigated. The image of a spread eagle (Eew) Maher commingling vast expanses of saggy flesh with that sleazy ... [read the whole story via The Corsair]

Snow White was living with seven men so come on, give the poor girl a break.A German singer who plays Snow White has lost her job at Dresden's Christmas fair after posing for nude photos in a bathtub, Bild newspaper said on Monday.

Fair organizers fired Samira, 22, after photos appeared in Bild and other publications showing her lying naked in a bathtub filled with soap suds and rose petals.

Samira, whose surname was not given, has played Snow White for five years. Dresden's mayor and others who miss her performance are asking that she be reinstated.

Paris Hilton & Colin Farrell Fucked
It had to happen sooner or later. [Gatecrasher]
If You Piss Off Madonna, Buy Her Some Shoes
That's how hubby Guy gets back in her good graces. [The Age]
Beyonce's Mom Doesn't Quite Get The Endorsement Deal Thing
Despite Beyonce's contract with Hilfiger, Tina Knowles wants her daughter to wear her own designs. [Daily Dish]
Did Tom Ford Try To Buy Versace?
Versace denies an offer was ever made. [Page Six]

"Girl, just shut up and let me watch the game."

It's just another stroll in the park for the Ritchie family. It looks like Lourdes, who looks like she's going to be amazingly beautiful, has noticed the paparazzi.

Thanks to Andrea for the photo!

Cheers Star Shelly Long, Allegedly OD's in Suicide Attempt
Diane would never do something as hasty. [FOXNews]
Zsa Zsa Gabor Is Virtual Prisoner In Own Home
The wheelchair bound legend won't refuses to be seen in her current state. [Page Six]
Nude Ozzy Osbourne Had Chance To Kill Thief
A nude Ozzy would have given me a heart attack. [Daily Dish]
Audio of Jeopardy's Ken Jennings' Loss
Look for the episode to air November 30th. [kottke]
Sandra Bullock's Slimy Boyfriend
He's Monster Garage's Jesse James owes porn star ex-wife Janine Lindemulder child support payments. Nice choice Sandra. [Page Six]

She's looking a little haggared isn't she. I'm sure it's due to the devestating divorce.