Everyone party like your Tara Reid! See you in 2005.

Love,

Miu

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- Unicef
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You didn't think they'd arrest Cliff Richard or Elton John did you?

[via The Sun]

Tom Cruise has been awarded the �Freedom Medal of Valor� by the Church of Scientology. WTF? The following are a list of Tom's accomplishments if furthering the evil doings of the Church of Scientology.

Tom Cruise�s �mission accomplishments� as follows:

�Spearheading LRH [L. Ron Hubbard] Purification tech into the heart of human disaster,� which is a nod to the actor�s efforts in New York City regarding controversial �detoxification clinics.�

�Changing the face of education at national levels,� seemingly a reference to Cruise promoting Scientology�s �study tech.�

�Eradicating the very thought of psychiatry,� Cruise shocked the public when he told one reporter that �psychiatry should be outlawed.�

The tally counted by Scientology for Tom Cruise reads rather impressively.

He has reached �250 million people� with �study tech.�

�50 million people� with his warnings about the �evil of psychiatry.�

The Hollywood star has reportedly touted the religion �across 90 nations."

And a purported "5,000 people hear his word of Scientology � every hour," the publication claims.

�Every minute, of every hour-someone reaches for LRH technology�simply because they know Tom Cruise is a Scientologist,� says International Scientology News.

[via Cult News.com]

Who new that such "accomplishments" could be awarded with a gaudy piece of jewelry. Paris Hilton could have designed something better, while getting screwed on film, than this piece of crap.

(photos via Dave Touretsky)

Ashlee Simpson Can Burp The Alphabet
Her favorite letter is G, and her worst letter is S. She's probalby just lip synching it anyway. [The Sun]
The Cosair - 2004 In Review
Grab a glass of wine, hunker down, and peruse the writings of my blog husband. [The Corsair]
The Trials and Tribulations of Melanie Fontana
An 18 year old aspiring vinegar and water pouch who really puts the "unt" in "hunt". - Ouch. [You Can't Make It Up via Gawker]
ABC Does Blogger Story
Sadly, A Socialite's Life was not mentioned. Squish. [Gothamist]
Tsunamis Shatter Celebrity Holidays
Most tasteless Tsunami headline as of yet. [CNN via Boing Boing]

The Notable People of 2004 That Miu von Furstenberg Would Love To Bitch Slap.

1. Star Jones - Wake up, you married a gay man!

2. Al Reynolds - Wake up, you married Star Jones!

3. Terri Carlin - It was a boob woman!

4. Amanda Hesser - Her sweet skin glistens with visions of pepermint, chipotle, and miniscule flecks of kaffir lime.

5. Britney Spears - Two marriages - please don't breed.

6. Chloe Sevigny - you can give all the excuses you want want, but you still gave Vincent Gallo a blow job on film.

7. Kevin Federline - Pull up your pants, and tie those fucking shoes.

8. Paige Laurie - Cheater, cheater.

9. Ann Coulter - The pie throwing was a nice touch, but I just want to slap her.

10. Tara Reid - Double sided tape sweeite.

11. Mel Gibson - Pimping Jesus.

12. Trevin Skeens - Fuck off dude.

13. Jason Alexander - Why'd you do it man? Britney's first husband looks like a cleaned up version of Kevin Federline.

14. Todd Meister - The 15 minutes are over.

15. Kimora Lee Simmons - Want a doobie, bitch?

16. Tom Cruise - 'Bring it. I'm a Scientologist, man.'

17. Naomi Campbell - If she doesn't slap me first. I should be safe, I'm not a maid.

18. Colin Farrell - Just keep it in your pants.

19. Anna Nicole Smith - The poor thing. "Make me beautiful duet."

20. Fabian Basabe - Why do I even know your name?

It would have been much to obvious to put Paris Hilton on the list. Besides she topped the list of Most Annoying People of 2004. And Lindsay Lohan isn't even worth mentioning until the sex tape comes out.

You may want to check out who made the 2003 BS Awards.

Get Your Elvis Drinking Water
The few tablespoons came from a plastic cup Presley sipped at a concert in North Carolina in 1977 - which was kept by fan Wade Jones, who was then 13. - For sale on Ebay. [BBC]
Hugh Grant Attacked By Jellyfish
He jumped up and was shouting, 'I've been stung by a [bleep] jellyfish.' - That Hugh. [SF Gate, 2nd item]
Donald Trump To Launch Line of Hair Products
Who would by this? [Page Six]
'DRUDGE' TOPS 'BUSH', 'CNN', 'EMINEM' IN '04 LYCOS SEARCH...
And I always thought Drudge was a bottom. [Drudge Report, headline on bottom left column]
Kevin Sites is Blogging From Thailand
He interviews two 26-year-olds from Los Angeles for their first hand account of the Tsunami.
Some Of The 2004 Dearly Departed Famous People
A tear will be shed for each. [Reuters]
Ann Coulter Hater
Check out the Ann's fan's comments at her eBay listing for her book. [Gawker]

Eeek!

(photo via kikapress]

Law & Order's Jerry Orbach Dies
I miss my Lenny already. [Gothamist]
CBS Big Man Les Moonves Marries Julie Chen
Rumor has it that instead of wearing a traditional wedding gown, Julie just dipped her whole body in glitter. [AP]
Non-whites spotted on New York Social Diary
Actual party attendees. [Jossip]
Star Jones Tops Women's Entertainment's "Bridezillas of 2004" List
Who will star in the Lifetime TV version? [Zap2it]
Michael Musto On 2004
By the Way: I bet Martha Stewart wasn't really mad at the music she heard when employee DOUGLAS FANEUIL put her on hold. I'm guessing she was mad that he put her on hold! - read it all, you'll laugh out loud. [La Dolce Musto]
Avoiding US Airways
A friend of mine had a bag lost for seven days. [Reuters via witz.org]
Amazon.com Has Raised $2,000,000 In Tsunami Relief Donations
Click on the link to donate.
2004: The Year In Fashion
With lowlights provided by Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. [Style.com]

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Doesn't her face kind of look like an Olsen twin's in this photo?

(Thanks to Elise for the photo.)