And not where you want it.

[via cityrag]

It just amazes me how skinny she is.

(thanks to Liz for the photo)

Lindsay would be proud.

Fred Durst has come out and said it: he doesn’t use a Sidekick, he is NOT a T-Mobile customer, and his cellphone was not hacked. That three minute sex clip? He claims that it was grabbed off of his hard drive by someone who was fixing his PC. [via Engadget]

I regards to an actually hacking - that of Paris Hilton's Sidekick - T-Mobile has finally released a statement. Apparently Paris' hacker had been calling her for two months, warning her "that something bad was going to happen to her and threatening to mess her up." Once again, Engadget has the details. If you'd like to play with Paris' cellphone, you may do so at Liquid Generation.

Someone needs to shut the bitch up.

The heretofore-unknown Jeff Gannon of the heretofore-unknown "Talon News" service was caught red-handed asking friendly questions at a White House press briefing. Now the media is hot on the trail of a gay escort service that Gannon may have run some years ago. Are we supposed to like gay people now, or hate them? Is there a Web site where I can go to and find out how the Democrats want me to feel about gay people on a moment-to-moment basis?

Liberals keep rolling out a scrolling series of attacks on Gannon for their Two Minutes Hate, but all their other charges against him fall apart after three seconds of scrutiny. Gannon's only offense is that he may be gay.

First, liberals claimed Gannon was a White House plant who received a press pass so that he could ask softball questions — a perk reserved for New York Times reporters during the Clinton years. Their proof was that while "real" journalists (like Jayson Blair) were being denied press passes, Gannon had one, even though he writes for a Web site that no one has ever heard of — but still big enough to be a target of liberal hatred! (By the way, if writing for a news organization with no viewers is grounds for being denied a press pass, why do MSNBC reporters have them?)

On the op-ed page of The New York Times, Maureen Dowd openly lied about the press pass, saying: "I was rejected for a White House press pass at the start of the Bush administration, but someone with an alias, a tax evasion problem and Internet pictures where he posed like the 'Barberini Faun' is credentialed?"

Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the president. Still, it would be suspicious if Dowd were denied a press pass while someone from "Talon News" got one, even if he is a better reporter. [read the whole mess at anncoulter.com]

Yep, stoned again.

[via Lime-Light.org]

All of stuff that celebrities don't need.

Presenters at tonight's Academy Awards will each get a choice gift basket worth several thousand dollars, including a $4,000 shopping spree from Aussie beauty company Jurlique; suites for two at the luxe Bellagio in Las Vegas; a spa getaway at the Bellagio; and dinner for two at the resort's ritzy Sensi restaurant followed by dessert at the new Jean-Philippe patisserie. Also in the goodie bag are brand-new Sprint PCS IP-A790 global phones, which A-Listers can use to stay in touch in 130 countries around the world. [via Page Six]

A flurry of awards were given out over the weekend. We had The Razzies, Independent Spirit Awards, and the Oscars.

Halle Berry and George W. Bush both won Razzies for their acting, while Catwoman won worst film of the year.

Hoisting her Academy Award in one hand and newly won Razzie in the other, Halle Berry reveled in a career low point.

"Omigosh, oh my God," Berry gasped Saturday night, feigning excitement. "I never in my life thought that I would be here, winning a Razzie. It's not like I ever aspired to be here, but thank you." [via AP]

While at the Independent Spirit Awards, Sideways took home every award it was up for - winning best picture and five other prizes, including acting honors for Paul Giamatti, Virginia Madsen and Thomas Haden Church (who had the most touching speech of the evening). Maria Full of Grace star Catalina Sandino Moreno won best actress. For a full list of winners, go here.

On the Oscar front, everyone won who was supposed to win. Boring. However, The Independent Film Blog makes it all seem exciting.

Hunter S. Thompson Shot Himself While on Phone With Wife
And while his son, daughter-in-law, and 6-year-old grandson were in the house as well. Nice.
Fred Durst's Teenie Weenie
...come on girls, you know the move. you go to wrap your hand around a guys... [cityrag]
Jenna Elfman And That Freaky Scientology
Scientology devotees pay big bucks to "clear" themselves of the BTs' (Body Thetans) negative influence through a series of costly courses. Elfman tells the magazine her "duty" is now to help "clear the planet." She declares, "I intend to make Scientology as accessible to as many people as I can, and that is my goal." - No, not a cult. [Page Six]
Christina Aguilera Eats Nicole Richie
Get your minds out of the gutter. [Bastardly]
Gwyneth Paltrow's Marriage In Trouble
It wouldn't be a celebrity marriage if there wasn't speculation. [contactmusic]
Marcia Cross Doesn't Come Out In The Advocate
No big surprise there. [Defamer]
The Girl Kissing Paris: Eglantina Zingg
With clothes on. [Teenmusic.com]

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