On the set of their new film The Sentinel, that is.

(Photos via JJB)

Seems a tad drastic, doesn't it?

A 46-year-old man allegedly set his own home on fire in order to get two visitors to leave, police said.

Dean Craig was charged with felony arson after allegedly splashing rubbing alcohol on the floor of the two-story home in Aurora Township and using a lighter to ignite the fire around 1 a.m. Sunday, the Kane County Sheriff's office said.

When authorities arrived at Craig's home, which is owned by his mother, it was engulfed in flames, police said. Craig and his two guests were not injured.

Craig allegedly had asked two visitors to leave, but when they refused, he threatened to light his house on fire, police said.

Craig was being held Monday at the Kane County Jail on $25,000 bond. He is scheduled to appear in court on June 9.

Fire Allegedly Set to Get Guests to Leave [AP]

I always new there was something about Samuel Jackson that was special.

Samuel L. Jackson Unleashes His 'Black Snake' [Zap2it]

Obviously celebrating the success of The Sith. At least Hayden isn't the one giving the finger.

I'm doubting this one. It just seems a little too fast for even Tom's publicity machine. Katie's also reportedly converting to Scientology. I'm doubting this one two, unless he really does have her under his cultish spell.

Katie Holmes is not sporting a ring yet, but she is engaged to Tom Cruise. Just a month after the two started publicly canoodling to express their "love," Holmes packed her bags and moved in with the star and, pals say, she's accepted a marriage proposal. We also hear that Holmes, a Christian, is converting to Scientology. One pal said, "She had her initial meeting with Tom at the Scientology Center in L.A., and she goes with him now a lot. She is converting."

Star Magazine is wondering if Katie will break Tom's heart. If he does have a heart, and for some reason it would be broken by Katie, I'm sure a steady intake of vitamins would cure that.

Before Chris Klien, a source says, Katie dated her Dawson's Creek co-stars -- James Van Der Beek (why did she bother) and Joshua Jackson-- in quick succession! The Dawson's source says that when Katie left James for Josh, "there was a bad vibe on the set for months. But after dating Josh for a while, Katie ended up dumping him too!"

Poor Tom is doomed to be dumped.

A weekend couldn't go by without someone making fun of Tom Cruise. Thank goodness for Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.

At the Robin Hood Foundation gala the other night, performing for the likes of Gwyneth Paltrow, Diane Sawyer, Whoopi Goldberg and Jay-Z. Fey, (Tina and Amy) making fun of Tom Cruise over his recent "Oprah" appearance, high-fived and thrust her fist in the air, saying, "I love this woman! This woman is so hot! She's a woman!" She finished by slapping herself and saying, "Oh, my God, I'm so gay."

If you missed Tom on Oprah, here's another take.

Cruise Pops Question [Page Six]
Will Katie Break Tom's Heart [Star Magazine]
Tormenting Tom [Page Six]

A wedding ringless Jessica Simpson was out and about this weekend, feeding the rumor mill regarding the status of her marriage to Nick Lachey. Is she ready to give up the incredible sex she and Nick have?

"I have fantastic sex," she purrs. "My body was made for sin. But I'm not domesticated. I've never used an iron or a washing machine and I can't dust, cook or Hoover."

Jessica, 24, a Baptist minister's daughter, explained: "I didn't want to give that part of me to anybody but the person I marry.

"After that the sex was incredible ...darn red-hot. I couldn't believe I'd let myself miss out for so long!"

Was she making up for it with Johnny Knoxville?

• British director Danny Boyle is stunned Cameron Diaz is a sex symbol - because he was horrified by how "terrible" she looked without make-up when they worked together. Ouch. [contactmusic]
• Marcia Cross has been seeing a psychiatrist every week to help her cope with her difficult co-stars. " The beautiful star also admitted she would probably have quit the hit show in wasn't for her therapy sessions - because she can't deal with the bitching. [Female First]
• Is Winona Ryder a sex maniac? Jamiroquai front man Jay Kay claims the "Age of Innocence" star wore him out with her "nonstop demands for sex." "She has these enormous breasts - bigger than they look on film," he tells FHM. But ultimately, her bedroom regimen "was exhausting." [R&M]
• Once again, Bai Ling takes the spotlight. Bai Ling annoyed Carmen Electra by upstaging her Bombshells dance number during the Mansion club's one-year anniversary party in Miami. She hopped on stage, uninvited, in a hot pink wig and shook her stuff. [Gatecrasher]
• Is Madonna looking to get a facelift? Her reps are interviewing potential plastic surgeons in Britain and the U.S., selecting the most experienced. Two surgeons have visited her London home and she's expected to meet with others in New York. [London Free Press]
• Director Oliver Stone was arrested on suspicion of drug possession and driving while intoxicated, on Saturday. This would be his followup arrest. In 1999, the filmmaker pleaded guilty to drug possession and no contest to driving under the influence and was ordered into a rehabilitation program. [AP]
• Teri Hatcher's boobs are trouble on the set of Desperate Housewives. She has perky nipples. "I thought we'd solved the problem, but then I just heard from somebody just a few weeks ago that apparently they've spent, like, thousands of dollars digitally removing my nipples from the show." [Ananova]

NYDN is asking, and we want to know.

Which reality TV decorator should probably stop trolling for sex at a certain Chelsea adult video parlor? "Pretty weird to walk around without at least a baseball cap on to hide his identity," says a spywitness. "Or perhaps, flashing his mug is his MO?"

Don't Shoot the Messenger [Gatecrasher]

"Does this cocaine come from fields not sprayed with pesticides?" demanded a well known rocker-super dyke-newly titted rehab escapee as she did a test flight of her latest drug buy. Her Beverly Hills connection assured her it was pure. Rumor has it the always socially conscious star dropped out of rehab because the center was not certified to be absolutely asbestos free.... Hey bitch, for half a pound of blow, sing the lyrics of your latest hit single without coaching...... [via Oraculations]

What's Demi Moore hiding behind that purse? Is she pregnant? Did she get married over the weekend to boy toy Ashton Kutcher? Was it a shotgun marriage?

Ashton and Demi Marry [The Suck My Blog]

Let the countdown to the breakup begin!

Hotel heiress and "The Simple Life" reality TV star Paris Hilton is reportedly engaged to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis.

"They are happy and excited," Hilton spokesman Rob Shuter told People magazine, which reported the engagement Monday on its Web site.

Latsis proposed to the 24-year-old Hilton Wednesday after she returned from a three-week publicity tour in Europe to promote her horror flick "House of Wax" and her new fragrance.

The couple marked the engagement Saturday with a barbecue for 75 friends and family at their Hollywood Hills home, People reported.

No wedding date has been set. It would be the first marriage for both.

Paris is quoted as saying, "I want to have kids in the next two years, because I know that completes your life." She's a bright one, that Paris.

Paris Hilton Said Engaged to Shipping Heir [AP]
Paris Hilton Gets Engaged [People]