A Naked Jack Osborne

why would anyone take a picture of that and then why would anyone put it in a magazine? that is so gross.

Thanks. I just threw up my breakfast and my eyes are bleeding!

Oh God how vile.

Horrible. Why isnt he jumping on the anorexia/trimspa bandwagon like everyone else in Hollywood???

MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!

I don't think the pic is that horrible. Everyone doesn't have a six pack and everyone doesn't want one. I say good for Jack!

jack is so brave

OMG!!! That's is fucking gross! He is so gross and fat and yuck!

I would much rather see a little flab than the protruding bones of the Hollywood anorexics (Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, The Olsons, et al) But the painted toenails are really weird!

I hope that seat was burned after the photo shoot. Shudder!

Um, he doesn't look that bad, just dorky. He is not that fat, anyway, we are just not used to seeing normal bodies in these celebrity pics.

that is GROSS. And here i thought *I* was nasty. please. :-P

MY EYES!! MY EYES!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

when did Jack Osbourne start doing gay porn for chubby chasers????
I think i threw up a little.

well... ummm...

OK

got to give him credit for getting out of rehab and staying relatively clean (judging by his weight)

more power to him

What I'm really questioning is his porn star stache...

What exactly makes Jack Osborne newsworthy??

yeah, I'm fixated on the porn star moustache as well.

why oh why....

I think he looks good. Some of us are actually attracted to normal-looking people, and so few normal-looking people come out of his neck of the woods in the Hollywood hills.

Though, it's misleading. Yeah, no clothes, but it's not like one can see anything.

Oh, and many of these other commenters need to grow up. He's not your ideal man? Fine. But try not to be insulting about it.

Heck, I'd date him. He looks like an average Joe to me. The painted toenails *are* a little on the strange side, though....and it would be nice if he had a little body hair.

its not the nails that are freaky, its the smiley face on his knee...wtf is that about?

I think he looks quite cute actually. The painted-toes are especially adorable. Why are people so mean? He looks a good-deal more like the rest of us than most celebrities who are magazine-fodder.
You know that if he had a vagina at his weight he would NEVER make it into a photo-shoot such as this one, which is another level of sad. So here's to glimpses of normality where we can get them! GooOOooOOooOOooOOoo Jack!

i think ozzy has the smileys as well since he said he likes to wake up to a friendly face in the morning.. or something like that...

i personally dig the photo. people are all acting as if he walks around like that all day.

its a freaking photo shoot. get a clue.

Two words: Sweet Stash!

Two more words: tasty dirtlip.

I have a hard on

jack looks like he is getting ready to star in SUPER TROOPERS 2"BOYS ON BIKES"

Sorry chubby apologists, but Jack Osborne is NOT "normal-size". He IS overweight. Maybe because so many Americans are fat, he might strike some as "normal-size", but he's not. He's fat.

Somewhere between Jack and Lindsay Lohan is normal. Leaning less towards Lindsay. Lindsay before she lost all the weight was normal weight, actually.

What is with the molester moustache? Gross!

HOLY SHIT! ITS BIGFOOT!

Good for him, great photo! Seeing normal bodies is just so rare nowadays, people seem to think everyone should be skinny walking corpses.

yeah..i bet u wouldn't say you'd date him if he wasn't rich or ozzy's son

is that a smiley face on his knee? wtf is that all about?? wait, hold on, who gives a f@#$

jack ass!

I think he looks fucking sexy

I think you look sexy I want you

omg i love this piccy! i love jack so much. xx

I would date him, and you can say about "you wouldnt if he wasnt famous" or whatever, but my bf is the splitting image of him so *shrug*
anyways good on him, i'd rather see pictures like this than any of the hollywood skinnies

i <3 Jack, good on him

and the nail varnish, so eddie izzard lol

yummy

He looks like one of the village people after having a baby! He looks better NOW!

Jack Osbourne is looking great on this pic for cancer?

hes a fit lad not like (Jonny vagas Or machelle McManus)

To burntheheretic,

You call that normal!? How is it normal for a male to have breasts that nearly reach his knees and why hasn't he caught on to the concept of cosmetic surgery like everyone else in Los Angeles?

I HAVE JUST DIED & GONE TO HEAVEN,I KEEP HAVING DREAMS OF JACK,I THINK HE IS APEALING IN THE MOST SEXUAL WAY,I HAVE STARTED TO SAVE TO MOVE TO LA,FROM PERTH,AUSTRALIA,WERE I LIVE,JUST SO I CAN BE IN AT LEAST THE SAME CITY,AS THIS GORGEOUS MAN,HE HAS DEFINATLY CAPTURED MY HEART,

HOT!

"The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'..." -Spinal Tap "Big Bottom"

hes sexy & kool he done it for a good reason so GO JACK!

good for you jack fuck what every one els thinks fuck them in the ass!!!!!!

I think that Jack is sexy. Who cares if he isn't a twig, guy-twigs are nasty! I like guys who look like they could push me into a wall, then strip all of my clothes off...I think you know the rest!

Way to go Jack, keep making the rest of us dudes looking good.........(Still he did hook up with Meg Ryan) - I'm off to the gym....

Suck it! I'd like to see what kind of perfection to which you all hold yourselves. I would bet that none of you have perfect hair, teeth, muscles, skin, weight, etc. Jack my not look like Adonis or Brad Pitt, but none of you do either. Besides, in this picture, he's not FAT, he's just a little squishy; and some of us women really LIKE squishy. I can't stand a skinny man!

So all of you can...uh...suck it. Jack is a sweet boy with a great personality. And has now matured into a courageous young man. You people who say such nasty things are the ugly ones. And now you can choke on your words because Jack is now a very svelt, 6-pack havin' 160 pound HOTTIE! He looks awsome and deserves props for transforming his whole life. How many of you could do the same?

What the fuck! This fuckin' burns my eyes! God help all of us! anyone agree with me e-mail me at mickie1392@yahoo.com and make the subject "my eyes burn"

I'll do him