The Jennifer Aniston Revenge Baby

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Supposedly, Jennifer Aniston has a sudden urge to become a mommy, which is allegedly one of the reasons for Jennifer's breakup with Brad Pitt. This has got to be one of the most absurd "articles" that Star magazine has published. Bonnie Fuller needs to get back on her meds.

A friend of Jen tells Star that she's ready to have kids and that she's been "talking more about family than ever before. She's feeling her biological clock ticking, and she feels ready."

"She's got an 'I can have it all' approach to life, and she's serious about children for the first time," the friend says. The friend adds Jen's so serious she's even considering reconciling with her own estranged mother so that her future kids will know their grandmother.

Jen wants to find someone to raise children with, says the source. "Jen isn't keen on adopting. She's actively looking for a potential boyfriend/lover. But she's intent on honoring her deal with Brad to not date publicly for six months after their separation."

Ah that's sweet, a no dating publicly for six months rule.

Does Jen Want A Revenge Baby? [Star Magazine]






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14 Comments

June 13, 2005 12:54 PM

you're still NOT getting brad back!! ha ha ha

Ha Ha. Brad punched her meal ticket and now she's turning into a publicity whore. Awsome. It probably drives her nuts that Brad's gotten all the attention since the end.

This is the most retarded piece of shit I've ever heard in my whole entire life...

The article, too.

Jax

June 13, 2005 8:53 PM

I think it's crap too Jax! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are assholes. It's just like Tom and Penelope hooking up after all the rumors of their off-screen affair during Vanilla Sky. Are we expected to believe these people all decided to hook up after the movie was filmed? Whatever, with all the pictures floating around, why are B.and A. bothering to still lie? It's comic and embarassing. Angelina said she'd never sleep with a married man because her dad did it to her mom but she certainly had no problem screwing around with Billie Bob Thorton when he was still living with Laura Dern...Laura even has said in interviews she went away to film a movie and when she came home her boyfriend was married to someone else. Tom and Penelope had an affair and so did Brad and Angie. I feel really sorry for Jennifer Aniston...I can't imagine what she must be feeling right now. I know if my husband was covering up a blatant affair and it was being done publicly it would emotionally destroy me. They both deserve nothing but misery. I am not a Tom fan because of his screwing around on Nicole (Katie, run, run, run) and I am not a Brad fan either. Regardless of being in the public eye or not, there is no excuse for screwing around on your spouse. Show them some respect and get a divorce for god's sake...then move on.

i used to think angelina was so cool because she was so sexy with her "i don't give a fuck" attitude, but now she makes me want to puke. she's just a dirty whore whose got good lips to suck married men's cock with. sometimes i believe she adopted a foreign son and get all involved with the UN so when people called her a whore, that would be her defense.

June 14, 2005 8:23 AM

Jen a publicity whore?? Where?
It has been Brad 'n Angelina day in/ day out for 4 months now! - and some last page notes on Jennifer.
I thinks she's behaved exceptionally great, consider her hubby runs off with a young sucky-lipped co-star and shows up at a beach in Morocco with the tart!
And on Angie's "I'd never go to bed with a married man"... BLAH! Billy Bob was as good as married with Laura Dern when she grabbed him.
she might have changed and learned - but a 'good girl' no way! - UN ambassador or not - she's still a homewrecker and a selfish child.

June 15, 2005 8:06 AM

I read the GQ interview with Brad and in it they stated he'd played a message from his mother on the answering machine and they quoted her as saying "I'm angry with you, I'm disappointed with you but I'll always love you." Something like that...gee, I wonder what she was talking about?

June 17, 2005 2:04 AM

Brad and Angelina will not last. Brad is a lost puppy and Angelina is just using him for sex and when she's bored of him she'll dump him when she does another costar movie with another hunk. What goes around comes around.
I hope Jen recovers strongly and finds another new love showing her that marriage can be beautiful. My support goes to Jen for putting up with this hurtful drama.

June 20, 2005 2:25 PM

Couldn't agree more Sandra! Jen has kept her mouth shut, even though it must hurt to see "Bradgelina" all over the press.

Miguelito?????????????She does not want the loser
back, especially after he's been with Angie.
When Angie is done with Brad she will chew him up
and spit him out probaly for a female this time..
since she is BI and a whack job.......
AND Miss Jennifer will be moved on with a new
someone special and happier than ever..

September 11, 2005 3:47 PM

Pitt and his Skange deserve eachother. Both are becoming even more pathetic tabloid fodder than Pamela and Tommy Lee EVER were. NO ONE is on their side anymore - and why should they be. The public do not enjoy being blatantly and arrogantly lied to, like we're all just so dazzled of these two sleaze-bags that we'll believe anything thay say. NOT. Jolie is the biggest hypocrite I have ever seen. Her Saint act is exactly that - an act to help with her image. She needs it, 'cause her habit of going after taken men is going to come back and bite her in her bony ass. So, without any further ado, I give you this little ditty. Enjoy:

Ode To Pitt

Hey Brad Pitt
You steaming pile of sh!t

Been thinking with your dick
I bet you think you're slick

Well the public ain't that thick
You country bumpkin hick

You'll never be that cool
You pathetic, simple tool

You've got a lot to loose
The public ain't amused
Scrawny and well-used
Best describes your cooze

You should have just refused
All you had to do was choose

Well now the verdict's in
With a world-wide deafening din

You're career is circling the drain
And you're the one to blame

Jen had the last laugh
Jolie just needs a bath

Way to go Brad Pitt
You simple piece of sh!t

September 11, 2005 4:54 PM

Please submit YOUR message to this hypocrtical, arrogant, overrated sleazoid at:

www.webhugs4angie.com

Example:

Dear Angie. I want to wish you a happy new year, and I hope your continued efforts at media manipulation and adultery are as successful in the year to come as they have been in years past. Really, anyone who can shovel humanitarian BS down the world's throat while simultaneously behaving like the hypocritical, lying, self-absorbed, disturbed, self-righteous slut of all time...well, that's quite an acheivement. Bravo. I'm sure your mom is VERY proud. Say, didn't your dad do to your mom what you did to Jennifer Aniston?? And isn't that the very pious and self-righteous justification you used to try and defend your OWN actions?? Hypocrite doesn't even cover it. That is pure gall. I am scared for your children.

An open letter to Pitt-Stain and Holie:


This little ditty is a clear indication of how the world REALLY views you and Mr. Pittiful - trust me. No one is buying your St. Jolie act. Your behavior in your home country is not going unnoticed, and you are going to reap what you sow. No amount of baby-buying will clean up your dispicable image. Enjoy.

Ode To Pitt

Hey Brad Pitt
You steaming pile of sh!t

Been thinking with your dick
I bet you think you're slick

Well the public ain't that thick
You country bumpkin hick

You'll never be that cool
You pathetic, simple tool

You've got a lot to loose
The public ain't amused

Scrawny and well-used
Best describes your cooze

You should have just refused
All you had to do was choose

Well now the verdict's in
With a world-wide deafening din

You're career is circling the drain
And you're the one to blame

Jen had the last laugh
Jolie just needs a bath

Way to go Brad Pitt
You simple piece of sh!t

Jolie, you are now a joke.

Decretion? How do you spell it? What does it mean? Do you play a game called who can be the sneakiest snake? If I were Jennifer, I would be very careful calling anyone in show business a home wrecker. You are identifying half of the most respected women in Hollywood, and pissing them off as well. Use your pretty little head for a change. Heaven help you if you ever find yourself in the same position. But then, it is different for you. You haven't been given a heart yet. Call your mom.

October 8, 2005 8:00 PM

Blondie, COME ON!

Jen has a heart, and it is obvious for all to see. Little Angie on the other hand only cares about pleasing herself - and that is ALSO obvious for all to see. No amount of Do-Gooder PR will help with her image now. No one in Hollywood would want an image she has made for herself. And that includes all the women who might be called 'Homewreckers'. Even they are cringing. I cannot remember a more blatant, arrogant and heartless case as this one. Calling Skangie a Homewrecker is like calling Hitler a tyrant. Doesn't even cover half of it.

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