Or would you like to play Tom Cruise for the Xbox? You must cherish every Tom Cruise moment, because the promo blitz for War of the Worlds has almost ended. There is War of the Worlds related news; it seems that Tom does believe in aliens after all.
There have been some juicy bits in the last 24 hours.
Did the Tomster get it on with Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20?
That one I did not see coming. Rob Thomas? How obscure?A friend of mine just got back from LA and heard this scoop about Tom & Katie from someone who works at Universal. The source said that they (Tom & Katie) have a 5-year contract and he's paying her $8 million. The engagement happened so fast because Rob Thomas' (Matchbox 20) wife caught Rob and and Tom in bed together and they rushed the engagement so that it would overshadow that scandal. Obv., take it with a grain of salt.
First, Mrs. Rob Thomas was bought off for an undetermined sum. Second, Cruise and his handlers set out to immediately find Cruise a girlfriend. Second-tier actresses were targeted. A list was drawn up with Jessica Alba (#1 pick) and three other girls who fell out for various reasons. Originally targeted (#3 I think) but later rejected as "undesirable" was rumor queen Lindsay Lohan. Way down at #5 on the list was Katie Holmes, but that was the one with whom they were able to strike a deal.
Once the contact was signed, photo ops were set up, leaks were made to the right places, and we've had celebrity relationship on steroids ever since.
Yes, we know Tom needs to take a step back from things and chill out. I mean, even Rosie knows. Maybe all this hyped up mess that he's been giving us, is a result of the fact that he finds sex confusing. We'd like to harp on the "which hole dilemma," but we won't go there.
Hey, that's great. Tom wants more kids. However, if Katie turns to Scientology, she might find that having a baby, may be more difficult than not having one. You see, Scientology actually encourages abortion.Tom Cruise has confessed he doesn't like sex outside a relationship because he finds it "confusing". But the Hollywood heavyweight has hinted he and his fiancée, actress Katie Holmes, have a steamy love life, claiming they have great chemistry.
He is quoted by German newspaper Bild as saying: "Sex is great, if you are in a relationship. Otherwise, I find sex actually not so interesting. Without a relationship it is confusing".
Cruise also revealed he is desperate to have children with Katie - who he believes is "the one". Referring to Katie, 26, he added: "Our chemistry has clicked. We are so alike I believe I have found the right one and I want more children".
What the hell is the Sea Organization? Nice little cult, huh?The Church of Scientology assigned Tom Cruise's fiancée a full-time handler, Jessica Rodriguez, 29, who is a member of the sect's elite corps, the Sea Organization. Like all Sea Org members, Rodriguez is discouraged by the sect from ever giving birth. And if she does get pregnant, chances are she'll have an abortion. A former high-ranking Sea Org member now tells Recchia: "It is estimated that there have been some 1,500 abortions carried out by women in the Sea Organization since the implementation of a rule in the late '80s that members could not remain in the organization if they decided to have children. And if members who have been in the Sea Organization for, say, 10 years do decide to have kids, they are dismissed with no more than $1,000" in severance. Our source's ex-wife was also a Sea Org, and she was pressured by the church into having an abortion.
Tom Cruise Is Gay: Now with substantially more fake evidence [Jossip]
Rosie's collages of Tommy [cityrag]
Tom Cruise's 'confusing' sex [FemaleFirst]
Abort-Happy Folks [Page Six]
(Image via Rosie's flickr)
Thaddeus van Worthingheimer says:
A few thoughts:
1. If you're going to have a gay affair with a musician, at least do it with a reasonably attractive artist. Rob Thomas does not qualify for this category. Personally, if I was going to have a one night stand with a male musician, it'd be Robbie Williams (he seems like he'd be easy to get into bed) or maybe Adam Lavigne from Maroon 5. However, Tom seems more like a guy who would enjoy the company of the frontman of one of the many "The ________s" bands. Or maybe that young guy who sings "She's no You". I theorize this, because Tom (like Demi Moore) seems to enjoy his significant other significantly younger.
2. How sad is it when you actually come up with a list of B-list actresses to find and persuade to date you. How exactly did he land Katie Holmes? "Hey there. Based on statistical and analytical data, my team of research scientists have concluded you are a perfect specimen of a woman most suited for me. See? You're #5 on the list! Now how about we go out to get some coffee?"
3. Maybe it's a good thing Tom is a scientologist. I mean, they obviously discourage giving birth. And think about it: do we really need Tom Cruise's offspring in the world?
no one you know says:
All other freak show aside, apparently Tom has really bad taste in men! It doesn't get much grosser than Rob Thomas. Anyway, here is link to a site with a lot of information on Sea Org.
Rob says:
Not that i believe everything i read, but I definitely believe there is truth to the "contract" with Katie Holmes...I dont care how much fame, money and power he has...its sad.
LIV says:
I know this story sounds totally fake. But, my boyfriend works at CAA and told me about this two weeks ago. I guess that after the incident happened with Rob Thomas Tom offered to pay Katie one million dollars a year for 3 years, and she had to agree to get married. I remember thinking it sounded really fake, but now I am starting to believe it. Tom Cruise just creeps me out now, I can't even look at him, which is hard because he is everywhere!!
Moi says:
"even Rosie knows". LOLOLOLOL! (Well, duh of two decades). Y'all are so cute. Between that and the pic of "Templeton" and his dog, I might even buy some David's Cookies. A fair is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord...
Flesh von Wintoor says:
That story kind of makes me sad.
If it's true than those man are deeply ashaimed of who they are, and that's very unfortunately. They'd make quite a cute couple. It's probably not true though, it seems so outlandish.
Mariana says:
If the bit about abortion is true, no wonder they try so hard to recruit people.
Scary, scary stuff. I was talking with a good friend of mine about Scientology yesterday and the more I hear about it, the more creeped out I get.
There's another well-known actor that is a Scientologist who apparently wants to leave but is gay and doesn't want to be outed. No, not Tom. Someone else. I don't want to write who it is, but it's kind of obvious though, when you think about it...
no one you know says:
mariana.... you are the first person on any site that i have seen comment on what i've been commenting on! the fact that we should be more freaked out about the scientology stuff. i too just started reading about it. i found some great websites that have a lot of information. i was getting a major headache! its just so bizarre and i can't believe people don't see the direct connection between tom's insanity and his involvement in scientology. i posted a site on my last comment. i'll post another with a ton of info. everyone just wants to talk about his sexuality and the fake marriage, which i'll admit its all annoyingly fascinating, but the big underlying issue is this cult he belongs to.
ttt says:
And THIS story actually makes sense. It has been the scandal topic since he was first discovered, so none of this seems outlandish to me at all! ~ Tom Cruise Style, the only way.
denise says:
I totally believe this too. I read these two guys hooked up, and also the socialite brats Fabian and the super model Cory. We need an island for guys like Tom, Rob, Cory, Fabian, Ryan Seacrest, John Travolta, and the rest of the closeted lonely beautiful men with too much time,money, and cock on their hands, so us real girls can get some hetero real sex . Denise
francine says:
You are so right Denise.
Why do these guys like Fabian ( married to La Purla heiress ), Cory ( went out with Paris Hilton of all girls ), Tom ( Gina,Nichole,Katie), Ryan ( Paula Rubio a recent report said ), John ( married to Kelly )......the list goes on..... ALL pretend to be straight men or even married, when there are stories everywhere about them always being gay ? I don't get it.
iknowmore says:
Rob Thomas is straight and so are the "It Boys" Cory Bernstein, Fabian Basabe, and Simon Rex fyi. The jury is still out on the other men mentioned on here.
judy says:
Even straight boys like hunky Colin Ferral and Cory the model Bernstein need to get their groove on sometimes. Don't all straight guys mess around if they have the chance? I didn't know why Colin would pick a model but then I saw the overexposed cock picture on another gossip site,and Cory is hung HUGE time....that would maybe explain why Cory was seen laughing when they left the room , go hot boys !
Gary says:
Why did Cory laugh at Colin's smaller dick size if he messed around with him minutes before that? Mine is smaller too but it doesn't mean I don't know how to use it.
Colin is about six inches tops and uncut, Cory is about nine inches and cut and both of them are shaved.( I also saw the pictures from Playgirl of Cory on Perez Hilton). It just goes to show you these celebrities are all nuts and horney and boys will be boys .
Nicky says:
Even if Corythemodel and Colin Ferral DID fuck around, I would laugh too if Colin is really that small.Colin is gorgeous though so I would have done him whacked out on ecstasy too hahaha
leslie says:
I would have fed Colin ferral, Cory's gigantic dick too, its on the Mens Collection for free from I think Playgirl magazine and my mouth dropped he looked so good and it was so big.
( pictures of the model cory nude,not colin and cory !)
Some people have all the fun i sware! leslie
Kathy says:
I bet Tom unit is small and Rob's is big and beautiful !
lala says:
and so continues tom cruise saga...