Caption It! #25

Are you kidding me? Is this photoshopped?

Wow, are you really Bill Cosby?
(wonder what's under the afghan on his lap??? Big daddy????)

What the hell??!? OMG - This is a crazy ass picture. Did she think she was doing him a favor.

Everyone in Hollywood thinks they are God's gift to the world!!!! crazy b*itch:)

Mimi is emancipated to hook up with the homeless!

if the dress pattern don't kill you, the Levitra ruffie overdose will

Notice he is keeping his bad eye closest to her. Quick thinking.

She is a wretched beast.

"Hey old man, want a piggy back ride?"

Someone must have been dangling food behind the camera to get him to pose with her crackish ass!

I'm confused

Thankful people actually bought her current album, Ms. Carey is never to busy for a photo op with a fan.

Seriously, I hope this is fake, or she really did lose her mind. He doesn't even look like he knows who she is, so I doubt it was his idea IF it's a real photo.

WTF!?
This better be fake, or this is one heartless bitch that dosn't even deserve the air she breaths. anyway this picture is going to get around, and hopefully sink her.

She needs to stop signing up for live performances and only doing half of it live. Twice now she's dubbed the end of We Belong Together. We've allowed a lot of crap from this chick but if she's not going to be a fantastic singer anymore...well...then she's just a woman posing with homeless men.

I have never used Photoshop, but I do think that the light on her is much brighter than that on the man in the wheelchair... no shadows either, so there isnt a photographers bright light on her...
Looks a tad off to me...

Like Colin Farrell, Danny Glover has taken to Mary-Kate Olsen's new signature look.

Sad. I can make a Mary-Kate and Ashley joke all night long.

now this made me laugh out loud.

You guys don't have to be all up in my grill like that! I was trying to do one of my brothas a favor by taking a picture with him so he could sell it on eBay and get some money for more booze and cigarettes. I also had to take a dump and figured that he hadn't showered in months and no one would notice. So take that to the bank, bitches!

I didn't know Myriah was guesting on 'Being Bobby Brown'...

Mariah to homeless guy- "We Belong Together"

The pictures are not Photoshopped. There is video of her leaving the restaurant and posing here (requires Flash, click on "Flash Preview"):

http://lulop.com/index.php?l=EN&p=3026

I don't think that this is photoshopped or that she is a cruel woman. I think that this she stopping to pose with a fan. She's the number one selling female artist in the world, isn't she? He must know who she is. Just because the guy doesn't have a huge smile on his face doesn't mean he doesn't know who the hell she is. Not everyone smiles in pictures... especially not homeless, disabled man who appears to be blind in one eye.

Mariah: "Sir would you mind zipping me up, while my camera crew takes some pics to make me look like I give a shit about the homeless?"

A nice body in Hollywood?
Too bad it's attached to Mariah Carey.

in the clip she simply walks away from him wihtout even glancing at him. like she just did him a huge favour by posing beside him. she walks out of a fancy restaurant in a probably ridiculously expensive dress and into a limo, and doesnt even give the poor guy a dollar?
oh wait. my bad, she posed with him... that should ward of the hunger and cold for a few days.

If second-hand smoking doesn't kill you, being a mean insensitive bitch will.

"I think that this she stopping to pose with a fan. (HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW HE'S A FAN, HE MAY KNOW HER DOSENT MEAN HE'S A FAN STUPID.) She's the number one selling female artist in the world, isn't she? He must know who she is. Just because the guy doesn't have a huge smile on his face doesn't mean he doesn't know who the hell she is."
Mia, your stupidity knows no bounds. So what if he knows her, you think he gives a crap about her? The issue isn't
"ooh does that homeless man even know who she is?" (duh that should be so obviouse) the real issue is that she is cruel enough to simply walk up to a handicap person who is half blind, pose next to him like he's some kind of stage prop and walk off with out so much as a thank you or smile or anything.
I HATE THIS BITCH SO BAD NOW....I
really hope this hurt her career BADLY.

yeah, it's real. the superficial said she stopped by a homeless guy after eating at Koi or something, so everyone would take pictures, and then WALKED OFF WITHOUT GIVIVNG HIM ANY MONEY.

"Whenever I see homeless people, I can’t help but pose with them. I mean, I’d love to sit around and do nothing like that, but not with all the dirt and no money and stuff.”

DADDY

We don't know he is homeless. What the fuck?

Let now remove ANY doubt that Mariah Carey is a nut job...

^^^^ALL of you r nut jobs. Dont lose sleep over this cos Mariah is the shit right now and aint no stoppin her..^^^^

Beauty and the Beast
...and trust me the beast in this picture is the one in the dress

lala, I don't appreciate you calling me stupid... You can disagree with someone, but have some tact. I don't think the woman just walks up to homeless people and poses beside them in an effort to cheer them up. The man probably wanted to take a picture with her! Is that so far-fetched?

"Mariah begins her now charity campaign, 'Titties for the Disabled'."

You can take the starlet out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the starlet.

Why is that man's cockerspaniel wearing a Woolworth's
tablecloth?

The cost of her dress can feed this man for years...

The reason she did that photo was to promote her upcoming appearance at Live 8 -- to help end starvation in Africa:

http://www.nightcharm.com/?p=158

This DAMN picture makes me wanna PUKE! It irks me as much as her "PHOTOSHOOT" in the damn park walking her doggy looking like she just stepped outta a friggen 1950's movie! BARF! We all know how much of a BITCH she was until she fell outta sight and is now TRYING to make a comeback....HATE HER!

Mariah is just rollin with her homies

Miu,Mamita!

Please, please, please change your news story fonts. I love your site; it's how I start my day, however, they hurt the eyes. Knowotimean? Anyway, peace and love. keep doing you and cocktails, too!

OK enough with trashing Mariah....Can we get back to something important? Like trashing that travelling freakshow that is Tom Cruise.

Actually, in the video she turns to him and gently puts her hand on his head before she walks away. Yes, she didn't give him money but she didn't ignore him either. Happy fourth of July!

for some reasons, i highly suspect that this pic was photoshopped. it looks very fake and unatural. what do u think? the lighting is completely diff.

There's also some suspicious looking camouflage material on the side of the photo... the ARMY perhaps?!?!?!? *insert dramatic music here*

Oh Lord...not another one of those Hollywood young'uns that thinks taking pictures with us will make people like them. When will they learn?

Back to the traveling freak show - that IS Tom Cruise
Didn't Katie & Tommy get married today? Do you think they will get His & Hers Lobotomies on their Publicitymoon?

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what the fcuk was with that last post?

Yeah....this isn't a job bank or the classifieds...

JODIE! Please use Monster.com for this type of garbage.

Mariah, lay off sniffing the glue!
Did the poor guy even get a copy of the photo or is it in the mail?!

I hope this is fake, I mean come on the photo makes NO SENSE! I love her and all but I guess once famous people start announcing nick names that make no sense to the rest of the world…. except to the crazies that follow them.

mia- The man probably wanted to take a picture with her! Is that so far-fetched?

JUST STOP POSTING. Quit while your behind honey, before you get severly burned (like befor) by yours truly.
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And really, stop posting these forwarded emails here. This isn't just any so so site. Have some respect.

You to can look like you give a shit about the poor and hungry with our new backdrop for school photos. Why stick with the over used cloudy sky when you can stand beside,not touching fully, the homeless.

Poor guy doesn't even look like he's part of the picture since she made sure she was the most prominent thing in that picture.

I seriously doubt that she gave a shit about this guy, im sure its just some publicity stunt with all the Live 8 stuff going on. She needs to go far far away and recuperate from whatever drugs she has been taking these past years. Better yet, maybe she should be on drugs and then shell realize what a crazy bitch she is!

I do windows too!

"A picture with "FORMERLY" known as an 12 incher? SURE!" said Mariah Carey