Caption It! #58

what's really gross is that you can kind of see his carrot... bottom.

The question is this - what the hell did his mother and father look like?

Anabolic Steroids?

He isnt just ugly, but he is so hard on the eyes. I want to throw up.

If he cut his hair and stopped plucking his eyebrows he would be hot as hell.

RAGGEDY ANDY IS NO LONGER A PUNCHING BAG FOR THE BULLYS!!

(God, that is one U G L Y looking dude!) Stop plucking your eyebrows, cut your hair really short, dye it brown.. and lay off the steroids!!

this gross pic made the blog round days ago. come on miu! put your power on! i miss old miu.

so wrong...yet so hot at the same time...as long as he'd agree to putting a bag over his head

He's ever uglier that John Basedow...sick...that little muscle that leads to the terrificly put "carrot bottom" is revolting...

I'm gonna fuckin' throw up, you can see the "carrot" top of his pub's!

"Hi, my testicles are on vacation with José Canseco's somewhere."

MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!

sick. there are no words. just sick.

Oh shit.....my pants are falling down again.

i just threw up a little in my mouth.

Aiyeee!!!! That's just downright terrifying!!

Those who said Carrot top is hot or even has the potential to look hot have disgusting taste!!

Sure, everyone has different taste but saying carrot top is hot is like saying shit smells good!

SICK!

Is that really even carrot top? I think that's some dude who unfortunately has his hair.

yeah that is definitely carrot top.

....and the world goes into shock when it is discovered that Wendy (of the hamburger restaurants) is really...gasp!...a MAN!

I thought Lucille Ball was dead.

It's so sad when little dicked men try and compensate

The curtains do not match the carpet. (next time spare us the pube show you orange hair dye freak) Also...why is he not listed on awfulplasticsurgery.com ? Not saying he hasn't worked for his body but who rearranged this guy's face? His eyes do not look human.

photoshhhhhooooppppeeeeddddd

Bert left Ernie and he is not taking it!

I would not f**k even with a paper bag over his head. This photo makes me want to vomit.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
My eyes! Ugh!

That's a nice carrot patch he's got there, eh folks?

Because awfulplasticsurgery.com only updates once every six fucking months or so. Shit, I'm so disgusted with them I could spit. A site so full of possibilities, and they're sleeping.

Anyway, I agree 100% with the poster who said this asshole looks like Raggedy Andy, if Raggedy Andy were to take steroids and spray his grotesque body with that stuff that makes raw turkeys look like they're fully cooked.

AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL?????

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Please POST SOMETHING NEW so I don't have to LOOK at this everytime I check the site. It makes me not want to come back!!!!!

This picture has to fake or fixed or something, it's just too disturbing......ugh.

...oh God. That's an unfortunate picture to have burned into one's memory!!

is it wrong to wanna hit that?

i cant beleive carrot top is do-able!

Carrot Top displays the effects of steroids on pubic hair, as they are the only thing holding his pants up. THANK GOD!!!

This is a carrot......This is a carrot on steroids....any questions?

I don't usually buck the crowd, and i'm not sure just why... but he makes me so frickin' HAWT!! OMG maybe it's because i'm Irish or something, the hair, the skin, the fact that his nipples are the same color as his skin, and the pubes OMG... I'd break his damn back.

There's no way that's Carrot Top. There's no way that's not photoshopped... I hope.

IDIOT!!!!

Unfortunately, I know for a fact that this is not photo shopped.

i've always had a kinky hard on for this guy! what's he into boys/girls? be my top carrot.

If I have to see this one more time when I come to this fabulous site again, i"m going to hurl!!!

Desperate for attention, Carrot Top starts taking steroids, hopes for some media controversy to -reignite his career.

The only thing I can say is that he's apparently a natural redhead.

Some people seem to really get off on becoming human cartoons.

So... The carpet matches the drapes!!!

Looks like Carrot's juiced!!

growdy.

Not photoshopped. I saw him on TV (like ET or Extra or something) and he was wearing a tight shirt. Carrot Top really is that ripped. Unbelievable. It's a wonder what the juice will do.

Yeah, my boyfriend worked at a banquet center years ago and Carrot Top performed (is that the right word to use for Carrot Top, maybe I should replace "performed" with "shat all over the stage") and my BF said he is totally ripped and has a horrible temper and nearly beat the shit out of some employees.

FUCKING GOD!!!!!

Jesus! This is just sooo WRONG.

I've seen this guy three times on stage, "Shudders and holds in the retch" . First time, he was so funny, SECOND; TATTOOED EYELINER AND ACNE,third time he's a 'roid fag and he couldn't concentrate,stumbling, not from drink, totally nonfunny. Is there something wrong with me , I should go see this morph three fucking times!!???

Lol @ Raggedy Andy and "human cartoons" comments...

But no joke this picture is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

LOSER!!!!!

Carrot Juiced???

Just cause he's buff doesn't mean he's juicing.

You skinny fucks should shut up and hit the gym once in a while.

Okay anon , you the man ain't you. Post anonymous ,you man you. Erck!!Pussy boy.

Ya, a stick figure can get massive just by hittin the gym. Funny thing about roids, they give the babes masculine features and guys fembot features. Looks like his milk has dropped.

That grin the hair im scared to scroll up! But seriously im afraid to sleep. No wonder I dont see him on tv anymore and if i did I might just hit the screen with a bat!

Some of you people are extremely shallow. I, for one, find Carrot Top to be completely hot! ok, that's a bad photo. We ALL have taken bad pics before. Trust me, this one doesn't really do him any justice. I have seen other photos of him buffed up and he is totally gorgeous! Funny men are attractive to me, and Scott (Carrot Top) is no exception. The response from most of you is high schoolish. No one is perfect.

Carrot top, you're a total babe in my book. Who cares what these others say about you? Their ignorance has defined them.

C'mon people...give him a break...he's looked like shit his whole life. A little juice just might be the thing to boost his ego enough to pick up some chicks. Leave Carrot Top alone. Go pick on someone your own size.

For those of you who didn't know, he's an effin queen. He is using steroids. The amount of vascularity and changes in his facial structure would indicate so. He looks silly with all of that make-up on. He wears lipstick eyeliner and maskera often. Uuugh!!! The guy just wan't to be loved. He obviously suffers from dismorphia. He doens't see what we see when he looks in the mirror.