Jessica Simpson's Got An Attitude

YAY....i was the first today!.....i think i'm gonna have a pretzel and then throw up....ok then....see ya!!

Did most of her hair fall out? Looks pretty stringy. Does the sideways finger mean something different than straight up?

why are you using my name ???????"ian "
or is your name really the same as mine?

Ha! I just can't take that seriously. It must be the first time she's ever given the finger. Daddy's going to spank you sweetie, you better say a prayer.

ok back to the blog....thank god , good for jessica, bout time she felt comfortable enough to put down the front of always happy and a nice gal, she is a real person and after a while i would get sick of them always nosing round me too, i mean yes she is a celeb, but give her a brake., and again i will say it i love her and will always stick up for her. and PS. she is a normal person, so yes she has her moments or mormality and looks a lil rough once and a while
just like we all do somtimes, so to me she is still beautiful and i let the finger slide she deserves to be able to express it......

So fukcing classy, I love it when celebrities give the photographers the finger, dumb shits, it will be all over the internet the next day and you will look like an idiot.

ian: why are you using my name? I am ian. There cannot be two of us. Please immediately commence using another name. ian

i disagree most of the time they give the finger on perpose so that the pic cant be used in mainstream, the only place the pic is good for is the net , but photographers are looking to place the pics in mainstream rag mags and like people , and us and shit like that . and in her defence think about if everyhting you did was photographed all the time, i mean shopping eating driving everything your privacy is lost when you hit the big time and i think jess simpson has always been a goof sport about it always stopping and giving them there shots and signing shit and giveing comments on questions its only a matter of time before ya jus break and say F@#$ you ya know ....

ok phantome ian , birthdate lets be fair about this , senoirity takes wins over.and no lieing jus be fair.

Please. She took her weave out. Once she goes to the salon and they sew that weave in and she goes to get her tanning spray and war paint done, she'll look like her old self again.

A compromise: I will post as "Smart Ian" if you will post as "Apparently Borderline Illiterate Ian", which I recognize is a bit unwieldy.
Smart Ian

wow that last post of mine was a F in english sorry all. what i meant was "other ian , lets be fair , whats your b-date and we will decide like that its fair i have many other handles so to change would not bother me but i do prefer my name so lets be retional and fair about it
...

This whole ian thing has gotten out of hand. Please stop using the name before everyone just uses the name ian on this message board.

i have already told you how we can resolve this
, how ever i have been on this blog sometime and wish to keep it unless you can bring your self to be fair in the situation ...

never mind , i am obvisouly the bigger one about this , there done its changed and will remain this way for good, you had your chance. problem resolved , back to the blogging please i cant and wont be bothered with identity crisis of yours any more, more jessica simpson please i love it ...

A refinement: I will continue to post as Smart Ian, you can post as "ian" and the whole "Apparently borderline Illiterate" thing will just be implied by your posts. Fair?
Smart Ian

Smart Ian has licensed the "Ian" name from me and is the only one entitled to use it. The Real Ian is an imposter. Don't be fooled!

I like skinny chicks!

Ians:
Why not identify yourselves as "Ian Who Likes to Bang Anorexics" and "Ian Who is Articulate."
Alternatively, "Ian I Hit on Girls on the Internet" and "Ian Who Can Spell".

wow you guys are really stuck on the fact that me and callisto are friends duhhhh you guys didnt pick up on that lol whatever, and again
and again i say i dont care what you think about
my typing , the funny part is you all read it and understand what i mean so thats fine for me my days are not held up on weather bloggers approve of my spelling and typing skills....get a clue, im here for the blogging of celebs...
signed ." The Real Ian !...

back to blogging, again i say good for jessica
jus shows she is normal and has a temper like the rest of , especially like people in here
temper tempers........

Borderline Retarded Ian:
I'm not sure how you can posit that we are "stuck on the fact that me and Callisto are friends" while at the same time "duhh you guys didn't pick up on that". Can you help me resolve the apparent paradox in your statements and, perhaps more importantly, why, after making such a statement, you are compelled to "laugh out loud". While we may struggle to read your posts and make some sense of them, I can assure you we do not follow your logic. If we could work with Mimi to help her find her cap lock key, I feel confident we can adjust your Ritalin dosage to a more helpful level.
Your pal,
Smart Ian, who, while being smart, would not turn down the opportunity to bang a skinny girl he encountered on the internet

Borderline Ian:
Additionally, I do not understand your assertion that you are smart and understand basic grammar and punctuation skills, yet are too busy to put them into proper use. It's not that much of a stretch to proof your comments. And while typos are one thing, constant LOLing and whatnot are just plain demonstrations of ignorance. Are you constantly high? The sentence in which you state that we all understand what you mean thereafter makes no sense. What are you saying about the weather? Don't assume all bloggers talk like you either.

Kat:
I applaud your efforts to help B.R. Ian. I believe, when B.R. Ian referes to "weather", he is mispelling "whether". Admittedly, even with that change, his post remains complete gibberish.
Smary Ian

I love her jeans. anyone know what brand they might be?

Smart Ian:
Ah. I didn't make that leap. I suppose I should "get a clue."
B.R. Ian is kind of like a trainwreck. You don't really want to see it, but you can't help but be fascinated.

guys and gals, listen up. Are you bored, do you have friends?. Do you have meaningful things in your life that take up your time and interests?
It would seem as though you dont,the reason i have come to this conclusion,is because you really harp on others in blogs on the net about spelling, punctuation, and typing,.Also you seem to spend more time off topic than on .See i dont mind all your mindless chatter,it makes me laugh
hence the "lol's".Anyhow you two especially sound very bitter and unhappy.Just relax sit back and enjoy the site. Or maybe you would both be happier at an english 101 blog.either way im having fun and you should take advantage of this site and have fun too,instead of being the anti fun blog police good time downers you are.I come here for a good laugh and a little chat on topic
but you always seem to come off it.Anyhow i am going back to have a fun time blogging, and you guys can remain bitter and anti fun , with your noses in the air,have fun with that tell me how it turns out.......

Kat: Don't blame your self. I don't think a laundry hamper of clues would help any of us decipher B.R. Ian's postings. Agree with the trainwreck comment. I would liken reading his posts to watching a drunk try to stumble across an 8 lane highway. Its a sign, I think, of how easy and accessible computers and the intenet have become that someone like B.R. Ian, evidently an employee of a carnival of some kind, has the ability to randomly type on a keyboard and form words or, more accurately, parts of words. Truly, we live in a golden age.
Smart Ian

smary ian lol

omg get a rope we must hang smart ian he mispelled a word , his own name look everyone lol ,
get a clue guy, no body cares what ya say about my typing , most people in here are fine with me and my typing notice you and kat are the only ones..just a sign maybe you two are off... lol enjoy yourselves everyone else is ..

B.R. Ian:
I note a marked improvement in your last post and I applaud you for it. While we all obviously share a certain zest for awkward pictures of demi-celibrities, its not as if Jessica Simpson is writing in to defend herself, thus making these postings somewhat one-sided. I savor the interaction among my fellow posters, however tangential to the accompanying picture such interactions may be. With regards to my imputed bitterness, I assure you I am as carefree and filled with joie de vivre as you have never before encountered.
Yours in Jesus,
Smart Ian

Wow smart Ian that was alomost nice.You started out in a friendly direction and i applaud that .Thankyou.Now back on topic,I dont think i ever really caught your thought on this pic of Jessica Simpson?

Ian- you got issues.

B.R. Ian:
I assure you, I am having a great deal of fun. I especially enjoyed your assertation that I have no friends and family and interests to keep me occupied. It's filled with irony (by which I mean, you're spending an awful lot of time here to be calling anyone out for having better things to do with their time). But at least I could understand that last post without using my improper grammar decoder ring. Kudos.

And isn't self improvement, or better still the improvement of others, what this website is all about? We're falling behind - see everybody at some of the more recent posts.
Smart Ian

more than you know

Smart Ian:
I theorize that this is one of those "100 monkeys on 100 typewriters could write a semicoherent blog comment" situation.
I like B.R. Ian's statement that we're "off...lol." Perhaps one of us should start an English 101 blog. Make a place for ourselves in the world.

Kat i must hand it to you, that was funny, the whole decoder ring.very good.And i think you misunderstood what i meant yes i do spend a fair share of time here like between the hors of 9am to 5pm because i'm at work .What i was getting at was i just like to come here and look at pics and make my comments liek anyone else.I dont come here to repremand and poke fun at others for my own pleasure, thats all i was saying.
And to tell you the truth its starting to bore
me,the whole bickering thing.So i think i am finished with it,nothing but goodtimes and thoughts to you .Back to blogging.Anyone have any good comments on this jessica pic?

HUH?

I do what I can.

This little "Ian Feud" is the most entertaining thing I've read in a loooooong time. As a stickler for grammar and an avowed smartass, this is the best thing that could've happened to me on a slow Friday. God bless you, Ians. God bless you all.

Here, here, "Not Ian"...it is most amusing. Thank you guys, its makes work go by faster.

Shut the F up Ian.

Now go look at my picture and then buy US weekly to get my exclusive inteview about it (damn Shitney for stealing the cover).

haha ha finally a celeb who stands up for them selves instead of having there agent or someone
in there camp bravo jessica bravo.....

wow this blog died quickly, jessica S. spoke up un her behalf and everyone ran lol

Smart Ian - Re: 10:32 a.m. post. The word "regards" is something one would use to sign off on a greeting card. "With regards to" as used in your sentence is improper grammar. The proper spelling in the context of your sentence is "with regard to."

If i was Jessica Simpson i would hate the pooparazzi too they can be assholes. Their should be stricter laws against them. Its one thing to take pictures and leave but its another when they start harrassing the stars trying to make big stories about them being assholes when its the pooparazzi in the first place.

to the "real Ian",

you ask if people on this post if they have lives or whatever, you must not because you are the one always picking on everyone. Every damn post you are there, so I think you are the one with absolutly no social life whatsoever. You seem to have a whole lot of time on your hairy palms.

The phrase "hairy palms" just made me spit water on my computer screen. V. funny.

layla ,that was directed at one person only , so as usual another person jumping to somthing that does not concern them . So any way yes the paprazzi can be very bad to get a good story
.

Come again, Ian? Back to making no sense?

Quit talking about Ian !!!!!!!!!!!! yes the pooparazzi can be bad:P:P:P:P

DJ has ther right idea enough about me back to the damn blogggggggggggggggggggg jesus
!

OMFG please do not call it the pooparazzi again. So dumb.

Smart Ian and Functionally Retarded Ian: I totally thought you were going to start some mutual admiration shit because of the feeble 'same name' thing. I was both relieved and happy when you got into. I thank you both.

grammar police:
Fair point re my use of "regards" and I thank you. If I may, I believe your use of "sign off on" would be better stated simply as "sign".
Smart Ian

no no i do andimit ians had a great name
very strong . but people just cant seem to get along in here so does that help you get through the day better scout? lol

ooos i meant i do "admit" there ian is that better i made corrections lol

PooparazziPooparazziPooparazzi
PooparazziPooparazzi
Pooparazzi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nan nanna boo boo!:P

Christ, you're awesome DJ. Way to drag the intelligence level way up.

Hi, New Ian here. I just realised both Smart Ian and Retarded Ian are using my name. Please stop at once.

I demand it! I am the pooperazzi who took the picture. We pooperazzi are the best and I don't like others sullying my orgasmic name - Ian!

By the way, I'm on the run from the po-po! Retarded Ian lives with his mom.

I just dont understand your term "intelligence level". I am on a website that shows pictures of celebrities giving blow jobs in public pools??? If i want to call them pooparazzi i will. BTW i love this website i havent a bad thing to say about it!!

In the words of jessica simpson........ F**k off pooparazzi!

Let's recap:
Smart Ian - erudite, charming, hung like a mule
The Real Ian ! - bipolar, may work in a post office
New Ian - possibly an adult male with a diaper fetish?

I like you Smart Ian.

What do you think about Jill's fetish with the word 'pooperazzi'??

She and Retarded Ian would be awesome together.

(Yes, why thank you for noticing my diaper issue. Which do you use? I'm looking for a bigger size to handle my package)

i am ian.
help me
i'm trapped with Nick Lacky.

bye.

Ian, why do you try?

You're so helpless. Change your name to something more fitting.

Gortex Teabagger

well she wanted the world to watch her by whoring herself on mtv so she gets what she deserves.

Again I will say, I hate that f***ing c*nt (aka Jessica S.) with a white hot passion that literally knows no bounds.

She's DRESSED like she wants a picture taken. Note the full get-up of nice earings, belt, leopard-print bustier under the jacket, etc. She's just mad that she got caught with her wedding ring off, carousing with a man that isn't her husband, getting drunk and having been molested by her father growing up.

Is it me or Missy Simpson is way getting a bloated ego lately way over her head.what is she after all?
1-An actor after her recent movie?-i don't think
so
2-A singer?when is her last hit?does she even
have one? She is one hit wonder.
3-So big f**k deal her reality show was a hit.
4-She is nothing more than a manufactured
Barbie Doll by her annoying digusting father.
At least Lohan is an certified actress with hit movies.
I am sick of both Jessica and Ashley.
It is time for both of them to disapear into the sunset.Just go away you two ugly bitches.

Paris Hilton has demonstrated that in our sad excuse for a culture, you don't have to have any discernable talent to be a celebrity. You can be famous for being famous. Compared to Paris, Jessica is a renaissance woman. And let's not forget her tits!

Smart Ian,
I agree with you totally except for one-later on that.
But i am a snob.Paris comes from wealth NY-LA family with a famous name.And her stupid poses in front of camera are just laughable.
As for those two manufactured hillbillies turned
Hollywood celebrites, ewwww......... crass and vile comes to mind.
Renaissance women?????I polietly disgree.

Fair point Emma: I was only trying to suggest that Jessica Simpson has made records that people have actually bought, done movies, tv, etc. Somehow I find her less repulsive that Paris (perhaps its all about the tits). As a snob myself, I look at Paris and her entire family as people with some money, but zero class, breeding or social standing

Are you folks sure that's Jessica Simpson? I mean, how can you tell without her boobs busting out and her dress stuck up her butt. Our popular culture is another "Titanic", rapidly sinking into an odious morass of entertainment excrement, led by bimbos like Ms Simpson. What a bunch of moronic suckers there are who actually lay out money for this wench's products. If you folks knew what people like her really think about their fans, you'd vomit. She laughs all the way to the bank. Her career is based on this one fact: "You can never underestimate the bad taste of the American public."

I'm sorry, but I had to say that this is the funniest thing that I've read in a long time. Always a reader, never a commenter, but this time I had to.

I'm drinking plenty to "Ian" tonight!!

Oh how I love seeing publicity whores like Jessica flip off the camera. Remember when you broadcast your married life to the world, Jess? Didn't mind the cameras then, huh? No, not when you raked in the big bucks for 'em.

You guys are alll fucking stupid. Im glad she gave the photograher the finger. The dont fucking leave her alone. Thats what they get they finally reached that point where they pissed her off. Damb im so gald she did that I would have done that for her if I was there.

You Ians are hilarious. But really, you shouldn't necessarily take that as a compliment.

Lotsa love from S.E.A.

(And that's South East Asia, darlings, lest another petty fight ensues.)

Jessica said in OK magazine that 6 cars of paparazzi were following her down the highway and almost made her flip her car into another car with a baby in it, and that's why she was pissed off. Just so you know.

So what she has an attitude.We all have are good and bad days!!!!!