I'm sure that it could easily be removed with a little surgery.

Paris Hilton's ass cheek goiter [cityrag]

Vince Vaughn has apparently found new love, in the short man above. He looks so proud. Below, Vince checks out his gut to see if it's dwindled any during his walk through the park.

• Naomi Campbell a Diva? No. She just wanted Damon Dash, to reschedule a party because it started unfashionably early. They refused, so she didn't show. Naomi's version, "The party wasn't in her diary." [3am Girls]
• If you want to see Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron talk about Jesus, this is the link for you. [Google Video]
• Gabrielle Union's PR people issue an apology to Mood. The damage has been done. [Celebrity Scum]
• Looking for some scary photos? Some freaky stuff. [cityrag]
• Who said that George Clooney doesn't want love. "I haven't lost hope. My friends Angelina Jolie and Brad are very much in love. Maybe it's time for me to find the woman of my life, too." [contactmusic]
• Guy Ritchie takes the family on an adventure. If you call biking and boating an adventure. [Just Jared]
• Bono and Bob Geldof are not too pleased with Eminem for not even responding to their request for his participation in Live 8. [newindpress]
• The world is officially ending. Sylvester Stallone is bring back Rambo. [1010wins]
• Erica Durance wears some ugly glasses with her big rack. [Hollywood Tuna]

No wonder Britney didn't want to sell those photos of Sean Preston. Kevin would have just blown through that $3 million.

Congratulations to James W. for the winning Caption It! You win a LeTigre polo!

“It’s skit night in the 7th circle of hell, and newly arrived hotness Bobby Brown (o.d. October, 2005), in full Angel-drag leads the crowd in a raucous chorus of ‘wave your remaining limbs in the air’, while on one day leave from the pit of eternal dootie digging.”

The most popular themes for this Caption It! were: A as the Scarlett Letter, crack is whack, Bozo the Clown, Buckwheat, anal digging, American Idol, and mental hospitals. We received over 200 Caption It! entries. Thanks to everyone for submitting the hilarious and witty entries, and thanks to LeTigre for providing the prize. Look for another Caption It! contest this coming Friday.

Always treat Manolo Blahniks with respect, and they will treat you with respect.

"I ran down the block a few weeks ago in these heels, just like I did for seven years, and woke up in the middle of the night in agony. "And it turns out that I'd torn the tendons in my foot - just from running in heels! "It was a little reminder that I'm not 27. I'm 40 and your body simply can't support you in the same way it used to."

While SJP has sacrificed her feet for fashion, she is not planning on succumbing to the Hollywood craze for plastic surgery: "This obsession with surgery is out of control. When I see my contemporaries start to look different, it's not only strange, it puts those of us who haven't had work done in a strange place because we will age!"

With two films coming up - The Family Stone and Failure To Launch - Sarah's not one to dwell on the downsides of aging: "Life's great right now - really amazing... Maybe contentment means I can put up with a few wrinkles." But she won't be trading in the Manolos for a good old pair of comfy flats: "Are you kidding me? I will never stop wearing high heels," she said.

SPJ's Manolo Agony [Sky Showbiz]

While I love the man, capri jeans should never be worn by anyone, especially a male. I'm also hoping that the little bag that he's carrying is for a female companion.

"What was that old song: 'We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout,'" Chesney replied.

(Source: News24)

Little Maddox sure seems to like having his photo taken, and seems quite comfortable with Brad.

• Is Beyonce pregnant or not? Next. [Gatecrasher]
• Chalk up Val Kilmer among those who are not fans of Paris Hilton. [IOL]
• Donald Trump thinks that "The New York Times is going to hell." Let's all jump on the dump Judith Miller bandwagon. [Page Six]
• Johnny Depp sent Kate Moss a mirror. Not for what your thinking. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
• Apparently Nicollette Sheridan is like her Edie character on Desperate Housewives. Sheridan is said to have rekindled her romance with her ex, convicted drug dealer Simon Main. After fiancee Niklas Soderblom found out she was messing around with the 34 year-old Australian, he "flew into a rage, and she kicked him out." [Page Six]
• Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams gave birth to Matilda Rose Ledger. Mmm. I didn't picture Heath to go with something so old fashioned. [Celebrity Baby Blog]
• James St. James discusses fashion, and asks the question everyone is asking; "when did Macy Gray turn into Oprah? [WOW Report]
• I would love to be a fly on the wall if Shawn Auer, the founder of RealMartha.com wins a day with Martha Stewart. The contest is, "It's a Great Thing" at the N.Y. Restoration Project's gala auction at the Waldorf. The winner spends the day with Martha, touring her Bedford spread before jetting off to her Maine estate. [Page Six]
• Angelina Jolie has reserved her butt for Brad Pitt. [National Ledger]
• What was Jessica Alba doing in the Red Hot Video store. [Egotastic]