Charlotte Church's Stylist Should Be Shot

It's just about time to hit a treadmill... there's thick and then there's this...

Who cares about her hair????

Isn't that Suzanne Sugarbaker from Designing Women?

Isn't she only 20 or so? Or not even? She looks 45 here!

How come she looks fat here, but slender when she's on the boat in a bikini getting eaten out by her boyfriend?

She's pleasantly plump...or you could just say fat.

I'd fuck her...Those tits look very ripe. Who's that chick anyways?

....or you could just say ginormous

Wow, Siouxie Sioux is looking quite portly these days!

Shiny hair! She still looks like Annette Bening to me. That is much older than she should.

Goodness, she looks like she is about to explode.
That look, that dress, that belt, Church Lady, you floor me,I am lost for words.

Oh i have an idea, put a black veil over your entire head with just a cutout around your eyes- the Muslim women look-very appropiate for you.

She should lose weight til she anorexic cuz her head and face is way too small fo her body.

Charlotte here is like Mariah Carey. Neither one of them is big per se or even fat, but when you stuff yourself into the latest Whore-Couture it adds about 25lbs to your frame. Total sausage-casing action going on here.

Goddamn, smroxs, you hit the nail on the head. This bitch is from the Osborne school.
Rack your size 12 into an 8 with a crowbar, do some x with a few Vicodin sidebar and find the Papparrazi.
Glam shots all around.

smrox it totally right. I'm puzzelled about this babe's common sense. Does she think she looks good in clothes that are way too small for her? How do any of these people get to where they are and have not developed a sense of fashion. If this babe loses a few pounds, she'll be a stunner. If she keeps putting on the pounds though, she'll be looking like Roseanne Barr in the near future.

Okay, I hate the skinny look like the typical pop stars (paris, lohan, ritchie and the likes), and I guess I'm kind of glad that Charlotte Church is not buying the hype - BUT, i have to admit, she is just FAT. She can lose 15 lbs and still look healthy.

Where are all the people who defended her earlier? You know, the ones who said she represents "normal" women all across the country? Where'd they run off to now that this photo has been released? Yeah, that's what I thought.

I think that she is just right, why does anyone care about what size she is anyway. She has a really hot boyfriend, lots of money and is doing really well for herself so i think she's a few up on you lot...

i agree #19! miss church is fine. sure shes rather plump, but shes a babe. saw her doco the other day and she was hilarious - told her stylist to fuck off for trying to make her starve before her vid shoot - she had chinese takeaway for breaky! shes 19 - shes got 15mill pounds in the bank and she knows how to have a laugh at herself. way more down to earth than ANYTHING thats come out of LA these days....

I dont think she looks that bad. Her hair is pretty bad but her body looks good. I dont think her outfit is very nice. Something else would look better. Does anyone else think she looks a little out of it?

If she puts on anymore weight she will be able to roll around! Look at her she is bursting out of that outfit she is so chubby!!!!