Poor Victoria. She's a little slow on the uptake. You notice an assistant is reading the book to her. The book, ""Assists for Illnesses and Injuries"
This book has some amazingly simple techniques that one person does to another person to ease pain, sober someone up, and help someone heal and get well, etc. I dropped a heavy chair on my toe and it turned blue and swelled - agony! Using a technique in this book, it healed in three days.Astonishing. Let the healing begin!
(Images Courtesy of Splash News)
(The woman reading obviously isn't a Scientologist. It's L. Ron Hubbard.)
King Smart Ian says:
That toe story is nothing. I had the 24 hour flu, read two chapters of the book and a day later felt fine. If that's not a miracle, I don't know what is
anne arkham says:
I had to take vitamins.
Ket says:
I cut off one of my fingers, read 2 paragraphs of the book, and it grew back again.Very sponge bob like!
tido says:
i was frightfully drunk and my friend smacked round the head with this book - and i sobered up.
GirlyGirl says:
The only 'assist' I need is from Paco the Cabana Boy and that is to please keep the martinis coming....
Scientology = Complete Wackadoodles
My apologies to all of you L. Ron Hubbard loving freaks, but I have two words for you: Battlefield Earth. I rest my case....