"My 1991 brawl with a transvestite is still the classic. He was a big guy, so once I got him down, I kept decking him. Then I saw the cops and thought, 'Hmmm. Danny Partridge beating the [bleep] out of a transvestite hooker. I should probably run.' I listened to my own high-speed pursuit on the stereo of my car after beating the [bleep] out of a transvestite prostitute. That's bitchin'. "
(Source: Page Six, Image via VH1)
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Thaddeus van Worthingheimer
I'm confused. Was the transvestite his wife, or was it another transvestite?
Krystyn
he's the craziest bastard on TV. No doubt.
he makes my palms sweat just watching the show...what a mess.
JaneSays
He's such a stupid selfish bastard. His wife is a spineless doormat. I wanted to see him slit his wrists; now THAT would have impressed me. Pissing and moaning and flexing for the camera does shit for me!
Joe TvWatcher says:
Whoa....How about a good slit on the wrist for that controlling BITCH of a wife. How he lasted this long makes him a better man than me. Now fire back stupid childish comments.....who gives a fuck..MY quote of the day!!!!!!!!!