
Shark!!!!!!! Where are Katie's handlers? Where's Tom?
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are frolicking in Tahiti (she's sure doing a lot of traveling in her seventh or eighth month of pregnancy). Back home, the director of Katie's film, Thank You For Smoking, with the lost sex scene at Sundance, is happy that the sex scene disappeared. Was it that bad? No, he's happy about the publicity for the film that occurred as a result of the missing scene.
Jason Reitman isn't mad at the projectionist he said accidentally eliminated Katie Holmes' sex scene from a screening of "Thank You For Smoking." In fact, he joked that he deserves a raise.Reitman said the mysterious disappearance during the Sundance Film Festival has been great publicity for the movie. He also understands why some people prefer to think Tom Cruise ordered him to cut the scene. Reitman said the problem with the term "projection error is that it's the truth but it sounds like a lie."
He said it's like "wardrobe malfunction." The movie, sex scene and all, opens March 17.
More photos of Tom and Katie in Tahiti, after the jump.
Director Thankful Katie Holmes' Sex Scene Vanished [KCRA]
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cj14mommy
i'm sorry but this is getting ridiculous...these two are the most selfish people i have ever met. it is a known fact that you are not supposed to fly in your third trimester and here katie is parading herself all over the globe.
while she is a dumba$$ for getting herself caught up in all this, i have a feeling cruise is behind the sudden appearances b.c before the "breakup" rumors he was quoted for having katie tucked away until the baby is born. just another part of their big "act"
cj14mommy
i'm sorry but this is getting ridiculous...these two are the most selfish people i have ever met. it is a known fact that you are not supposed to fly in your third trimester and here katie is parading herself all over the globe.
while she is not too bright for getting herself caught up in all this, i have a feeling cruise is behind the sudden appearances b.c before the "breakup" rumors he was quoted for having katie tucked away until the baby is born. just another part of their big "act"
Kelsey says:
I was wondering about that 3rd trimester non-flying rule myself. I'm 19 and have never had kids, but I watch Friends, and that was the reason Pheobe couldn't go to London (ok I'm a Friends Junkie...I'm out haha)
But yeah...that's pretty selfish of her to be flitting around the world to get exposure while her unborn alien is put in harm's way.
doofus says:
agree with you, cj...
almost IMMEDIATELY following the little "tucked away" comment, when people's weird-o-meter started jumping again, here she is parading herself all over in front of the cameras.
on a different note, I think that Tahiti is possibly one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen, based on those pics. Next vacation, I'm there!
jagexpress says:
Notice how we STILL have not seen her belly? Very Fucking Peculiar ....
Willow says:
PLEASE, do some research before you go spouting uninformed opinions. It took me about 30 seconds to find out that it is NOT a well known fact that you are not supposed to fly in your third trimester.
That being said, I still think they are the world's creepiest couple.
Little Mickey says:
Relax. It's all part of the plan. Just laying the groundwork for the coming miscarriage.
Tom knows what he's doing.
Katie says:
Hey Kelsey, that episode of Friends was on TBS just last night!
Tom and Katie scare me. When she smiles, her upper lip always looks like it's about to explode. And Tom, well, he's just scary all around. (Shudders) So creepy!
tia says:
look everyone its my favorite couple :)
angie says:
I am a mother, I am 28 years old and have a 2 year old and I was told by my OB/GYN that I shouldn't go into the water at the beach in my 3r trimester... the way it was explained to me is that the pressure of the waves could cause the mucus plug to come out and/or you could break your water and not know it. That is simply irresponsible... hopefully this is not a Brittney in the making.
Katie says:
Ohmygod Little Mickey....I was thinking the same thing!! I just didn't want to put it out there out of fear I'd get blasted. But Tom is so coniving I so would not put it past him!!!
Small Fry says:
Ah Tahiti...went there for my honeymoon. Loved it. You should definitly go doofus, Moorea was my favorite island. Make sure you get an over-the-water bungalow too, it's worth the extra money.
Anywho, regardless of the cut off time for flying given to you by your doctor (my doc said nothing after 32 weeks), I don't think these rules apply to Katie, after all, she is seeing Dr. Tom, remember? This is the guy who thinks it is perfectly safe for him to administer an ultrasound!!!
PleaseThink says:
Here ass looks huge in that one picture of her going up the steps. I wonder how much weight she has gained.
LP says:
Tahiti is nice and beautiful and all, but can we reflect on the fact that it is a tropical island? So not only is this girl flying waaay past the safe dates, she's on a hot, humid island full of huge weird insects and snakes and lizards and god only knows what kind of germs and bacteria?
Also, how did she get to be 8 mnths pregnant already? Is it my imagination, or is the Xenu spawn gestating awfully fast?
ThrillKill says:
Willow, it really depends on your OB/GYN. Most have serious reservations about air travel in the third trimester because, if there is trouble in the air, it can take a while to get landed and the woman to proper medical attention. That doesn't mean that a woman CAN'T fly, they would just probably be advised not to if they can avoid it.
Now, compound that by the fact that the in-the-air times that are involved when flying in most parts of the Southern Hemisphere and the strains that can put on circulation in general, that adds to the 'not a good idea' side of the equasion.
My son was born in mid-January and before that we flew home for Thanksgiving (2005). My wife's OB/GYN made it clear in no uncertain terms that this was the last trip he wanted us to take.
Lynnster says:
i also think a lot of actually pregnant people choose not to fly in the final months because they don't want to go into labor 7000 miles from home....
Willow says:
I just want to qualify what I said. I am not defending TomKat because I think they are both idiots. And it is probably NOT advisable to travel by air after a certain number of weeks for all kinds of reasons. It depends on the doctor, the woman, the circumstances, etc. All I'm saying is it is NOT a well known fact that a pregnant woman should not fly during her last trimester.
BTW she is one of the WORST looking pregnant celebrities I have ever seen! Poor thing...looks like she's gonna pop out a 15-pounder!
snowboundinmichigan says:
I'm in my second trimester now and everything I know says this trip is a big no-no, but I am jealous, it's so pretty and warm. sigh
mizu says:
Wait, wait... didn't the media last month make note of the fact that Katie Holmes was worried that her baby might be premature? I know I heard that somewhere. And here she is, in Australia, in Tahiti... Wouldn't you think that an expecting mother who fears a premature birth might put her foot down and refuse to travel with her freak-of-a-fiance?
Her I.Q. was reportedly quite high-- but you'd never know it now, would you.
Jane says:
Most doctors advise against flying past the 32nd week due to the risk of Deep Vein Thrombosis which can be fatal to Mother and child. That's what I was told by my doctor.
Did anyone notice how ALONE Katie is? Other than Tom dragging her behind him in a couple of shots, she's by herself with no one around her. It's odd that she'd be standing out in the middle of the water alone. Well....it's odd for a NORMAL couple anyway. These two are anything but normal. The sham they call a relationship is totally obvious.
Oh, and Tom was probably with the cabana boy while Katie was swimming with the sharks.
Prestige says:
On your mark, get set,...CRUISE CONTROL!!! Now we all know that Katie Holmes is Tom's new teddy bear. Not in the sense of cute and cuddly, but dragged and brain-washed. And what's up with this A$$HOLE dragging this pregnant, senseless woman? I wish I could sit her down and teach her some game, when it comes to dealing with Tom. Everyone knows it's all fun and games, but you shouldn't throw your life away for anyone. And what's up with his kids not helping her up the stairs, while she's pregnant? That whole clan is deep! I think she's gonna get wise after she pop that baby out and leave his ass. After all, her approach was straight groupie-leveled. But let's give it to her, at least it wasn't by a broke muthafucka. Tom Cruise is best friends with Oprah, so you know he's got loot! Katie and their baby boy will never want for anything. I heard on Extra, he has approximately $3.8 billion dollars and he had auditioned several young hollywood actresses to be his girlfriend. Talk about a book worm paying off a cheerleader! He tried to bribe Scarlett Johannsen to be his girl, but the scientology part freaked her out and she dropped out of Mission Impossible 3. I think she's gonna spin him, not like he doesn't deserve it. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ON YOUR FRIES TOM? KETCHUP OR LOTS OF SALT? CAUSE ONCE SHE GETS YOU TO MARRY HER AND DIVORCE YOUR ASS FOR MONEY, YOU'RE GONNA BE SALTY AS FUCK! This homo told her to change her name to Kate Cruise, be home at 10:00p.m., avoid doing films that he disapproves, and get this, she can't even talk to her old friends since she'll be a scientologist. Tom is not the one for her, she's been playing herself the whole time, even her loved ones agree. YOU ARE A DUMBA$$ KATIE, BUT GET THAT MONEY AND DON'T LOOK BACK.
Prestige says:
Obviously, the last part got cut off. Tom told her to change her name to Kate Cruise, be home at 10:00p.m., she can't talk to her old friends since she converted to his cult and she can't do any movies that he frowns on. GET THAT MONEY KATIE, SINCE YOU CARRIED HIS SPAWN FOR 8 AND A HALF MONTHS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bleh says:
Why is it that everyone feels entitled to tell pregnant women what to do?
bleh says:
Premature Post, so again: Why is it that everyone feels entitled to tell pregnant women what to do? It's really annoying.
The comment about how waves are dangerous for pregnant women is ridiculous. Do the waves reach up to your uterus or what? No water gets into then vagina when bathing. If that happens, somethings wrong.
Jane says:
bleh....It is dangerous to be in water. Aside from the obvious danger of being knocked down by a wave, any woman who has been pregnant knows that in the later stages of pregnancy you shouldn't submerge yourself. It could dislodge the mucus plug and cause premature labor. You're not even supposed to take a bath toward the end. It's showers only.
It's not a matter of telling a pregnant woman what to do. These are things every pregnant woman knows because our doctors have warned us. You need to STFU if your uninformed.
Then again, Katie flew 14 hours and risked thrombosis, rode a motorcycle and is Tom's beard, so she's obviously a brainless twit. This last group of pictures with her all alone in the ocean (where the fuck is Tom - doing the cabana boy?) shouldn't surprise anyone.
Kelsey says:
Prestige,
Actually, Katie is just an out and out dumbass. She won't even get his money because they have a pre-nup. So this is all pretty much for nothing...just a higher level of "fame" for a while...
Draya says:
Gawd! That poor wench is gonna explode! She musta have gotten pregnant on their FIRST DATE. How did Tom smuggle the turkey baster into their hotel room?
Has anybody noticed she's had a cold sore on her upper lip for like, MONTHS? Geezus, did Tom give her herpies? I guess scientologists aren't aloud to scream during childbirth OR use Blistex.
Rumor says:
Sorry guys, I asked this question on the last topic, but I guess everyone is finished commenting there.
Why do people think Tom Cruise is gay? I mean, I know he's been married twice, and it wasn't like his marriages ended overnight. Did someone in Hollywood know something about him and leak it out? I'm curious. I was never a huge fan of his. I think he's good-looking, though. He looked great in "Collateral." I think he's handsome with the gray hair. I also liked his features better than when he was a youngster. Reminded me of Richard Gere in "Pretty Woman."
Seriously though, why are people accusing Tom Cruise of being a homosexual?
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Darlene says:
This is so stupid! This whole scam was a set up and Katie is probably getting well paid for it! She isn't as inocent as she seems or why would she go for this whole farce? She'll have the baby, they'll break up and Tom will keep the baby (with Katie having limited visiting rights). Basically, she sold herself as a baby machine for money and publicity!!
anon. obgyn. says:
Sorry, but my wife forced me to do this. The equilibrium between the uterus and either underwater or artificially controlled atmosphere (i.e. airplane) is easily disrupted. Therefore, tidal pressure or air pressure could, theoretically, causel a premature ejection of the mucus plug which keeps the cervix closed. Therefore, swimming, hot-tubbing, air travel during the third trimester is discouraged. That said, I'd guess they had her O.B. onboard for any complications. My wife says that they're obviously trying to convince everyone that they're a couple & all's well. I say, "Whatever."