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And then the cat attacked the Avon lady. Oops, different cat.

A cat stuck in a wall at a house under construction initiated his rescue when he caught the attention of a prospective buyer by meowing and waving his paw out a small hole.

The cat had gotten stuck behind the wall but found a gap between a gas pipe and the wall board where he could stick out his paw. He was spotted Saturday by someone touring the house.

Collierville Animal Services supervisor Nina Wingfield said she heard a "hoarse meow" after she arrived at the house.

"When he knew we were there, it was a very hoarse, frantic meow," she said. Wingfield freed the feline by cutting away the wall board with a knife.

"He had his paw out touching — not clawing — the whole time, like he was saying 'Come on! Come on,'" Wingfield said.

She thinks the cat, who had been stuck without food long enough for his ribs to be showing, is a lost pet. The owners have until Friday to come forward and claim him before he will be offered for adoption to someone else.

In the meantime, the animal shelter is calling him by a new name: Wally.

They're walking pretty close together there. The divorcing couple takes a walk before watching daughter Eva, 8, play in a softball game Sunday.

(Image via JJB)

• Kelly Brook poses in underwear. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Maggie Grace gets leggy. [Just Jared]
• Kirsten Dunst straddles plastic animals. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Natalie Portman graces Toronto with her presence. [Egotastic]
• Cooking with Whtiney Houston. [CityRag]
• Rachel Hunter's divorce is almost final. [IDLYITW]

Just one more reason why soccer should be a much more popular sport in the United States.

New York:

Friday: After winning the Special Jury Prize and taking Sundance by storm, Brick opens in limited release this afternoon. You’ll certainly recognize Joseph Gordon-Levitt from 10 Things I Hate About You and Emilie de Ravin from Lost, but you’ll love how the film grabs you even more. [Link]

Saturday: The Big Apple Convention at the Penn Plaza Pavilion. The weekend-long event boasts a large list of “celebrity” appearances, including Jerri Matheny of Survivor fame and a pre-Jimmy Fallon Major Healey. Former Baywatch beauty Brande Roderick and other “models” will also be on hand to help bring new meaning to the phrase “comic strip”. Except scores of comic book fans in their element, too. [Link]

Sunday: Julia Robert’s theatre debut Three Days of Rain is only in previews, but tickets are already selling fast. If you can’t catch this afternoon’s performance, try and snag some tickets for the remainder of the show’s run. I’m sure it won’t be long before Paul Rudd drops a plastic tomato again. [Link]

Chicago:

Friday: One man’s trash becomes another man’s treasure when The Found Footage Film Festival arrives in Chicago this week. Forget that the creators came across most of these films in dumpsters and garage sales -- they’ll still put Bob Saget to shame. [Link]

Saturday: Burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese (a.k.a. the current Mrs. Marilyn Manson) will be signing copies of her book, Burlesque and the Art of the Teese at the Virgin Megastore. (The “Virgin” part is especially ironic.) April Fools? [Link]

Sunday: Catch a matinee of Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright David Mamets’s A Life in The Theatre at the Goodwin Theatre. And just in case you forget to set your watch back an hour, there’s a 7:30PM performance, too. [Link]

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The bitch unleashes her fury again on an unsuspecting employee. Didn't anyone learn from Russell Crowe's mistakes?

Naomi Campbell has been arrested and charged with felony assault for allegedly attacking her housekeeper. A law enforcement official tells TMZ that the alleged victim is 41 year-old Anna Scolavino. Cameras caught Campbell leaving the police station Wednesday afternoon.

NYPD sources tell TMZ that the model was arrested at her home and taken to the Midtown North Precinct.

The incident occurred at 8:00 AM EST. Edison Alban, spokesperson for the Manhattan DA, tells TMZ that Naomi threw a cell phone at Scolavino, striking her in the head. Scolavino was taken to Lenox Hill Hospital. We're told it took four staples to close the wound. A police source says that Campbell will be charged with one count of second degree assault. If convicted, Campbell could face up to seven years in prison.

In 2000, Campbell pled guilty to hitting former personal assistant Georgina Galanis with a telephone. She was ordered to take anger management classes.

In 2001, another former personal assistant, Simone Craig, claimed Campbell threw a mobile phone at her. Campbell denied it and no charges were filed.

Campbell's rep issued this statement: "We believe this is a case of retaliation, because Naomi had fired her housekeeper earlier this morning. We are confident the courts will see it the same way."

Campbell is charged with the same crime that Russell Crowe faced after hurling a phone at a hotel clerk. Crowe pled guilty to misdemeanor assault and was placed on probation.

• Leonardo DiCaprio may be dating Lindsay Lohan, but he picked up a woman named Tamara this past weekend. [3am]
• Despite recent sightings of Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe appearing affectionate together, the couple will not be reconciling. Ah, shucks. [contactmusic]
• George Clooney's Oscar swag bag has sold at charity auction for $45,100, a spokesman for the United Way announced. We love George. [People]
• Robbie Williams agreed to be strung up "like Jesus" for a stunt on magician Derren Brown's British television show, 'Trick Of The Mind'. OK? [FemaleFirst]
• Did poor Star Jones almost die while on the table during her "breast lift?" The loss of blood points to yes. [Lowdown]
• Stares turned to gapes when Gwyneth Paltrow, the pregnant actress, downed a Gunniess. [Gatecrasher]

Poor Jordan. It's as if she wakes up in the morning and says, "What would make me look the most slutty today?" Check out this visual history. Brace yourselves, it ain't pretty.

Jordan & Peter - A Match Made In Hell [Gossip Jockey]