The Reason Why Brangelina's Italian Wedding Never Happened

 

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He was back in the United States cheering on his namesake teams during March Madness. The Italians seemed crushed that the "wedding of the century" didn't take place. Why oh why didn't Brad Pitt and Angelina get married like they were supposed to? Despite the March Madness theory, I honestly don't think that the couple is going to get married any time soon. They seem to be extremely content doing there own thing, so why screw it up, especially with their relationship track record.

Officials in the Italian town where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were reportedly to wed on Saturday were disappointed the couple failed to show.

"We are at the end of our rope," said Giuseppe Salvioni, a spokesman for Cernobbio and its mayor. "Let's say we are packing it in", he said as they left for the day.

Italian newspapers had said the US stars would marry in a ceremony at their friend George Clooney's villa, in the town of Laglio on Lake Como.

There has been huge global press speculation as to whether Troy star Pitt and Tomb Raider actress Jolie would turn up this weekend. Cernobbio's Mayor Simona Saladini said she had been told on Saturday to remain on standby for possible official functions into the evening.

Police in the Lake Como area were on alert and a private security firm had increased security around Clooney's nearby villa, she added. However Ms Saladini would not reveal who had told her to remain on standby for possible official duties, nor would she divulge which private security company had reportedly increased security around Clooney's villa.

Italians leave Pitt Jolie no-show [BBC]




16 Comments

March 20, 2006 3:27 PM

HAHAHA that's awesome!!

March 20, 2006 3:38 PM

Why can't people get it through their thick skulls? Why in the hell would these two get married at the exact time and place that has been reported in all the rag mags? They'd have to be complete idiots.

Everyone just needs to come to the realization that it isn't gonna happen anytime soon. Complete and utter morons.

March 20, 2006 3:40 PM

We have to put all of our positive energies together to wish the blissful union of Brangelina.

Any negativity will offset this beautiful union - a union dictated by the stars and the planets.

Brangelina, I am thinking of you.

March 20, 2006 3:45 PM

*gag*

How dare they not get married where and when the tabloids dictated! How very inconsiderate!

March 20, 2006 3:49 PM

True Love,

I'm going to say this once, and I think I speak for everyone when I say:

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

That is all.

March 20, 2006 3:56 PM

i agree True Love needs some serious help.

Very interesting.... VERY VERY interesting.

March 20, 2006 4:45 PM

It is not my fault that some of you are not willing to participate in a moment of love on this planet. Not even one moment. Mother Theresa devoted an entire life to love.

Brangelina is a spirit of that same love. I choose love over hate. Thank you Brangelina and may you go forth into this path of blissful love together.

What bliss!

March 20, 2006 4:54 PM

The Hindu idea of VASTU: The effects of different planets on different body parts.

"The correct amounts of metals, the right precious stones and the perfect chanting of a mantra gives that particular direction the desired light, sound, waves and vibrations. Thus over all, the premises are blessed by cosmic harmony. This results in a balanced energy environment."

Brangelina has balanced energy and therefore their love will stand the test of time. How blissful!

March 20, 2006 5:04 PM

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

I'm with you Kelsey!

March 20, 2006 6:23 PM

Brad means= "Broad Meadow"
Angelina means = "Little Angel"

A little Angel in the Broad Beautiful Meadow = Brangelina

What bliss!

March 20, 2006 9:16 PM

I'd still hit it.

now that's funny, if he postponed the wedding because of march madness. better yet if it was her.
http://youknowhowiknowyourgay.net

I am so glad that I am not the only one who saw that on tv.

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