Brad Pitt To Make Architecture Sexy

Oh, how wonderful! Brangelina is so well versed in everything: Architecture, Love, Chairty, and Peace.

Thank you Brangelina!

how funny...you say he makes it sexy and i think, wow, a pic of brad on the side of my house. how hot. okay. forget it.

this guy is starting to scare me, first theres the plane, now hes a builder... next he will sell donuts.

oooh wonder if he will be an electritian or plumber? Whee

somebody searching for himself?

true love, what do u do for a living?

I think it's great that his interests are varied. He could be riding to the next party with a drunk Tara Reid, on a sex tape with Paris Hilton, getting high with Kate Moss or just standing around on some red carpet being pretty (he has been there, and done that). Give the guy a break for at least trying to rise above the expected.

I just LOVE Brad...Brangelina has much more interest in living and the focus on what makes them happy ....Brangelina obviously cares about others and makes a difference in the world ....one obvious quality that Chinnifer lacks, being that she a self-centered, whinning, no talent, big nosed, beady eyed, crybaby! As far as Brad and his archecture interest...why not go for it...I'll tune in just to hear his voice! I know this blog isn't about Chin, but couldn't resist.

Okay, I admit to laughing at the line "of course, if he has the same articulation issues..." and then I admit to being (again) somewhat perplexed by how he so totally absorbs the style of his current significant other. Now, just for fun because I know what is going to follow... I then elaborate with....... He will always be, in my mind, just "Pretty Boy Pitt" as Clooney calls him. I adopt that name for him because I think it is safe to say that Clooney knows him better than any of us and I suspect that "Smart" "Bright" or "Savvy" isn't in that nickname for a reason. I am not opening the topic of: his acting talent; his relationship with Jolie; or any of the other topics that send certain posters off into a rabid torrent of bizarre messages. (Although, I also admit to having a visual of certain posters' homes being c o v e r e d with photos of said PB-Pitt and Jolie.... you know... Silence of the Lambs basement kind of covered.)

Brad Pitt is super hot and has a happy life with Jolie. Still, why, oh why, do people always need to bring up Aniston? It's getting old. If you don't like her, stop bringing her name up when it's not necessary. Please.

#10...this is a gossip site for our comments and opinions, whatever they may be.... isn't it???

True Love,

I've held my tongue and read your comments for a few weeks now. And this hippie-dippie everybody's-groovy-schtick is F#CKING KILLING ME.

Enough already. Go to the Hare Krishna site. Go kiss your boss/spouse/neighbor's ass. But for the love of god, in the name of all that is holy, STOP with the 'Brangelina-is-so-beautiful-and-full-of-love-to-light-the-world' bullshit, okay? He was MARRIED. Dude, does fidelity NOT factor into your Stepford version of love?!?!?! And now she's knocked up and they ARENT married.

I mean, I'm not the moral police and I don't really give a rats ass what Brangelina do... but you make me cringe with your delusional ass kissing.

Have a nice day,

GG

Pook: What do I do for a living? I align my energies to those of the planets' to enter into a more harmonious consciousness.

Girly Girl: Because of this harmonious consciousness that I enter into, I cannot partake in negativity. I am toward the light.

I think certain people, energies, forces reminds us of good in the world. Brangelina and their rainbow colored kids, their charity and their beautiful love is a reminder of the great energies we can invoke on this beautiful planet earth.

The green trees, the bright stars, the beautiful meadows and the shiny sun are all part of this festival of love. Invoke! Invoke!

Thank you Brangelina!

True Love, you may be 'toward the light' but you need to be going towards Promises...

'Festival of love'? I'm pretty sure you are confusing this, a gossip website, with perhaps an adult video of a pornographic nature? We were dissing Angelina Jolie, not celebrating Jenna Jamison. Both of them have last names that start with J. I can see how that would be confusing.

'Invoke! Invoke' Dude, are you one of those Heaven's Gate peeps? A Thetan? Ever been diagnosed as 'special'?

Either way, you are 100% bat shit.

Peace & Love right back at you....

GG

Dear Girly Girl,

The beautiful Hindu and Buddhist religions have beautiful ideas of peace and offerings.

Heaven's Gate is a cult. They are against peace (of mind).

I was hesitant at firtst to become a fan of many celebrities but when Brangelina started spreading messages of charity and hope - I became a fan.

I believe in peace, harmony, freedom of speech, the legalization of marijuana, and support the fight for a better environment.

Thank you Brangelina!

I also miss Jerry Garcia terribly. But I think his soul will live forever in the Grateful Dead's many fans. I have had the pleasure of going to many, many shows. God bless you Jerry!

DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE NOSE THAT I GOT, I'M STILL, I'M STILL CHINNY FULL OF CRAP

I USED TO HAVE LITTLE TITS NOW I HAVE BIG NOSE

BUT I STILL KNOW THERE'S NO TALENT WHERE I CAME FROM

DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE NOSE THAT I GOT, I'M STILL, I'M STILL CHINNY FULL OF CRAP

I USED TO HAVE BRAD NOW I DATE GOOFY

BUT I STILL KNOW THERE'S NO TALENT WHERE I CAME FROM...

OH YEAHH!

True Love....set down the bag of mushrooms and back away, very slowly.

Brangelina and Jerry Garcia are the spirit of love. We love you Jerry! Your spirit is still here and will live forever.

Of course. I didnt really expect you to have a normal, valid profession....
Do you have any other opinions on anything that is not barngelina rleated?
what do u see in the futures of carmen electra and dave navarow? lots of planets, energeies and lights there too?

Pook, this is not about me. It is about celebrating Brangelina and their beautiful spirit. And the beautiful spirit of Jerry Garcia (may he live long!).

i was just asking you for ur proffessional opinion as an energy aligner thats all...

Legalization of Mary Jane?? ah...a clue sherlock.

True Love is whacked out of her gourd, just skip over the posts...

Kelsey, there are innocent beautiful children being locked up in jail for selling a substance, marijuana, that is proven to cure certain illnesses. Shouldn't we reserve jail for rapists instead?

Love to the whole world. Everybody hug. Peace to Brangelina and Jerry!

Pook at #21, I did not mean to ignore you. I forgot your post. Oops - forgetful!. If you want to send me all information on Carmen Elektra, I would be glad to do a reading of her for you. Please provide, date of birth, year, day, exact time of birth, location of birth and I can do a full reading. I won't charge :)

Peace and love to all. Long live Brangelina, Bob Marley (Brangelina named her daughter after him!), and Jerry Garcia!

Brad studied architecture. George Clooney had tapped him to make suggestion on the design of the his new venture project. I am gald he is interested in something besides what color highlights should he have in his hair or what designer sunglasses he should wear. I like the new Brad - he actually looks normal. Who knows he might quit acting altogether and design houses. I've seen big time stars walk away... Wish him the best.

Here's the story of lovely Angie lady,
Who was bringing up two very cute kids.
One of them had hair of mohawk, cut by his mother,
The youngest one in curls.

Here's the story, of a man named Braddy,
Who was busy with problems of his own.
He was sick of, living together,
with ugly B actress Chin.

Til the one day when the pretty Angie lady met this hot Brad fellow,
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch.
That these hot two would somehow form a great family despite Chin's pity party and vindictive ways.
That's the way they all became the Braddy Bunch (despite Chin's whining).
The Braddy Bunch, The Braddy Bunch.

That's the way they became the Braddy Bunch (despite Chin's whining).

Okay, I have to vent. Brad Pitt did not study architecture! He happens to like it; admires Gehry and is lending his name to Gehry's "dream team"; which is in the process of designing a development in England. FYI: the design looks like a bunch of crumbled tin cans and Gehry is pleased because Pitt may buy one of the penthouses. I would suck up to Pitt too if he might be the first multi-million dollar purchaser. Truthfully, Pitt has as much architecture experience as Gehry does jewelry design. This is an example where name recognition matters MORE than the actual credentials or talent. If Pitt is qualified to be an architect, I am qualified to be clothing designer because I know how to sew on a button! Get a grip, people. Brad is a dilettante; at best. I feel sorry for all the people who actually did study architecture; who would KILL to be part of Gehry's "dream team"...but, instead of Gehry reaching out to those qualified people... he picks a Pitt. Meanwhile, Gehry decides he is qualified to be a jewelry designer and "plops" down his designs... $600 for a piece of wood on a string? Are you f......g serious??? Yes, serious as a heart attack. The whole thing is just a pathetic comment on society; glamor over quality; name over credentials.

Everyone starts somewhere -- My mistake. He did not study architecture. He reads alot of books on it. mmmm-thats studying and researching. I know that he knows enough to give his opinion. Just like you. This is called freedom of speech.

First of all, I am not attacking Pitt. He loves architecture and that is wonderful. In an interview where he was discussing the changes he had made to his house; types of stone; logic behind certain decisions, I was absolutely impressed. It is not uncommon to be impressed by someone who clearly feels passionate about the topic. And, it would be foolish for a friend (i.e., Clooney) to not ask for input given how much Pitt apparently loves architecture... but, architect, he is not. My big issue is really with a society that does exactly what I said: picks a recognizable name over credentials.

Audacte: DUH! Narrators of documentaries are usually actors who can narrate well, not subject matter experts.

Remember any Ken Burns documentary? Take his docu on baseball - do you have to be Sammy Sosa to narrate it? NO doofus. It is voice over work - an actor narrates! DUH! Brad is an actor who likes architecture so he is narrating not Llloyd Wright himself, moron! HELLOOOOOOO!

Audacte ignore the critics. You make great points.

First... thanks Bob! Even though I suspect this is going to be like wrestling with a pig, I feel obligated to say to poster of #30: Pay attention! I wasn't discussing his narrative. I stopped discussing that aspect after laughing over the comment about his articulation issues. (So much for your "who can narrate well", btw.) If you are going to criticize/insult people; learn how to do it effectively. The only person who looks stupid right now is you.

I laugh at True Love's comments because he/she is obviously trying to be a comic. Don't take this person seriously and get upset. I figure, at least she's not constantly bashing the stars like some others.

Audacte:
Closet Architect you? Only explanation for your loathing of Pitt being part of the design team. Get over it.

Actually, let me correct you. You look pretty stupid yourself.

It's great how everyone can be a million different people on this site. Whatever you do, Audacte, ignore that poster aka "Chinnifer." She will never shut up until she gets the last word. You most certainly will be wrestling with a pig!

Voila! Like my mom always told me, when a person accuses without evidence, it means that person is the one engaging in the questionable activity.
That means you are posting as a million people. There! You got caught. My mom was right. Your post is proof.

Okay, some of you are going to loathe and tongue-lash me for this, but I live for the gossip whether you like it or not (hee hee). Hey if "Chinnifer" can write never-ending posts, so can I.

I'm going to give you the scoop before The Socialite does. Actually, it might be the next topic here.

One of our more "common" mags reports Brad Pitt going to a restaurant and looking so bad until some Americans labeled him "Scrag Pitt." A waitress said she'd never seen him looking so bad. They said he and Angie have been constantly arguing over a number of issues. They said Angie gets mad, takes the kids and disappears. Lately they argued about getting married. She refuses to set a date and told him that if he keeps pushing, it will be over! When she returned, she wouldn't discuss it further. He said they can never discuss things rationally or calmly.

MY OPINION HERE (and you didn't ask for it): This is a very bad sign. When people don't know how to communicate effectively, even when fighting, the relationship is doomed because nothing ever gets settled.

Back to the story...

Pitt also complains that they argue about his cigarette smoking, world politics, and how much he loves her. Angelina supposedly told him she likes him the way he was when they met--independent and masculine (and clean? - could not resist). Also that she's getting tired of his whining and possessiveness.

(hmmm... whining... according to some of you, he must've stayed with Aniston too long)

Anyhow... his other complaint: Angelina refuses to compromise on anything, even the kids' bedtime. She won't argue in front of them, so Brad ends up getting the silent treatment.

Pitt also said he has to keep quiet about politics. He disagreed once, and she went "crazy on him!" She told him he's not smart enough to know when politicians are lying.

Another issue: Brad misses his friends in California now. E-mails and phone calls "aren't cutting it." And Angie is not enthusiastic about Brad's brother and parents visiting after she gives birth.

The magazine points out (via a marital expert) that Jolie's pregnancy, traveling, family responsibilities and the fact that her mom is quite ill would make a woman have mood swings.

The couple's friends cite the pregnancy and Angie's temper as the root of the problems. They say "Brad is just the poor guy standing in her range."

Brad is supposedly trying hard to keep her happy and give her space. But he says he never knows where he stands with her, that she might do an about-face and demand that they marry, and that she changes her mind more regularly than her underwear.

An insider claims all the above is what keeps the relationship hot, that it's one of the things Brad loves about her-everything is always new and fresh-and she's overflowing with passion in one way or another.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I can give my opinion: The last paragraph above, if true, is untrue. Too many fights and put-downs will erode a sane relationship over time. If Brad wants a relationship like that, he can have it!

The mag also has an article about Aniston saying to friends, "I told you so," but I won't go into that.

You all might think this article is pure fabrication, and I don't believe everything I read, but I believe this one. Generally whenever this mag has had big articles like this with a half dozen reporters covering the story, it has turned out to be true every time.

I think Angelina will be the one to end this relationship if they split. This seems to be her pattern. She falls madly in love, but she's looking for a knight in shining armor. After she's with the guy and starts to see his real faults or sees he's lacking things, or starts to doubt his love for her, I think she gets easily discouraged and her mind immediately goes back to her father. She doesn't know how to work through problems. She lacks faith that it will get better. Then she makes up her mind that it's not going to work. Then goodbye. You can call this independent and strong, but to me it's a sign of insecurity.

Hey, I don't make the news, just report it. My opinions are an added bonus. Have a nice day!

Nora, I wasn't being secretive. That's what I meant by my most. I can be a million different people. It's great!

Repeat:

Nora, I wasn't being secretive. That's what I meant by my post. I can be a million different people. It's great!

I am every single poster on this site. I am going to confess to you all right now. So you think you're posting to anotehr person but you have only posted to me. I am every single person on this site. Except the one who knows they are different - then I am not you. Don't you love the internet. Look at the kind of mindfuck we can engage in. You are all my post prisoners. HAHAHAHA! Yep! Or maybe I am not every single poster? you'll never know will you? Or maybe I am a person pretending to be a poster pretending to be one who is a multi poster. Or maybe this is my first post? HMMM. Agatha Christie betetr be happy she never had internet. Those mysteries would of never been solved. HAHAHAHA! Maybe I am examining every post and re-examining in order to know how to fool with you! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!You are all my prisoners adn you have all been fucked by me - in the mind. HAHAHAHA! And the worst of it, you'll never FIND me. Creepy, huh? HAHAHAHAHA! Vincent Pryce voice heard laughing (like in the Thriller video) BWaaaaaahahahahaha! Bwaahahahahahaha! Chinnifer Chinnifer Chinnifer!!!!!!!

My little ME poster above, I am going to eat you with some yam and candy. Are the lambs crying, ME???

ME???? Come out come out wherever you are!

I see dead ME people.

Could ME be No You Didn't and Yes I did? HMMMMMM. Don't go out in the dark, ME. Don't go ...out....there....ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who am I? Who Am I?

I am just a Transvestite, Transexual from Transylvania....

I am just a Chinnvestite, Chinsexual, from Chinsylvania.......

I got confirmation on the article I posted above. brangelina is on the outs. Brad I heard smells and doesn't bathe. My boyfriend is way cuter than him. I think it is over for them. People think just cause they are stars, they can't have blow-out arguments in public. Yes, they can! And this is how we can get the scopp. Sometimes the forget they are stars and talk about their private lives right in the middle of a public place. This is how stupid they can be. I think Brad is a little on the dumb side and Angelina is not that much smarter. This relationship is over. I think he may tehn want to get Jen Aniston back but it might be too late Brad. I am sure he will come back crawling for Jen!

Me, you are my girl! I so agree with you. He will be crawling back for Jen. What a loser! By the way everybody, let's all bond together and ignore "Chinnifer" - do not respond to her posts. I know some of you won't listen but I hope you do. These Jolie fanatics are crazy. By the way, I think I think JJ, Kelsey and True Love are the same people. Just my guess.

Does anyone know where Jen got those sandals she wore to the Friends With Money premiere? I love those. She has great feet too! Ok, see you guys.

I love Jen and I hope she doesn't take Brad back when Angelina kicks him to the curb and he comes crawling back. If he wanted a prettier girl, he should of thought it through before leaving Jen. That was not fair at all. Love Jen!

Chinnifer, what is wrong with you? Are you crazy or upset that I made my "Original" long post above about Brad and Angelina? Or are you mad because I discovered you here? So far, you are super easy to spot.

People, "Chinnifer," a regular here made probably the last 10 posts, because I didn't. She copied my name and most likely Voila's because the posts are right in order. She's mad that I pointed her out in #37 above. Very sneaky you are and very deranged too. Isn't that a no-no to be copying other peoples' screen names? I think you are weird but I've never called myself Chinnifer on this site...ever.

You must have a problem. I can do the same to you and then this whole idea of posting will be useless.

What's it going to be? Also, what do you "really" think about the article?

One more thing, Chinnifer. Why did you get mad when I pointed you out in #37? You're clearly not trying to hide from us.

I don't need to urge the others to ignore poster Chinnifer. Most of them appear to do that already.

To everyone else here, I want to say that I will not another comment make on this topic. I've served my purpose here by posting that long article. Anyone claiming to be me from here on out is most likely poster Chinnifer. I will not engage in any kind of ridiculous fight with her. She's weird.

One more thing people, I was not trying to put down Brad Pitt. It is a fact that he has been rumored to smell and not bathe. I was just stating a fact. Chinnifer, what is wrong with you? You need help. Seriously, something is wrong with you. To everyone else, Chinnifer is every single poster on this thread. She has been posting under every single name. Ignore her. I thought maybe it could be someone else pretending to be her in order to make us upset, but now I see she is every single poster here. And she is trying to make me look bad. What a creep! What a twisted game. I don't know who to believe anymore. Anyway, this will be my very last post.

This Chinnifer Mystery is weird. How do we know how old this game is meaning how long has she been doing this? How do we know she is even a she? How do we know more than one person is not responsible for this? How do we know she doesn't have one of her friends posting as everyone on this site? Maybe there is more than one prankster? If someone is this twisted, how do we know any of the things or hints she gives about herself are true? Could it be more than one prankster? Some people just sit at home with nothing to do playing these tricks on people. These are the same people that get pleasure in sending viruses to people's computers.

Is it one person? Are any of the posters actual real posters? I think it is one demented person doing this. Trying to ruin our fun here. Maybe she is pretending to be a Jolie fan. Maybe she is an Aniston fan pretending to be a Jolie fan to get at us. Or maybe she is a psychotic Jolie fan trying to screw with us. Maybe she is one person trying to pretend to be one person pretending to be many? Is there a way for us to find out? Does that mean we have to stop posting here? This is not funny. This is weird.

Whoever you are, stop copying my name! I did not make the last posts. Stop playing games-all of you!

Sorry Guys, I'm really Chinnifer in disguise! I'm doing all these posts now. I am a loser at life, I know. I'm angry and biracial and nobody loves me. I'm not very lovable, but I'll keep trying. I think I'm pretty, but I have an ugly spirit. Angelina and Brad keep my mind occupied. I don't want to hear anything bad about them. I keep posting under everyone's names. Sorry. I'm upset because another poster keeps pointing me out and I can't take it. I hate to lose.

Did I mention the fact that I am biracial...

Oh... and I'm pretty. Don't forget that. It's soooooo important!

I'm pretty but I don't look anything like Angelina. I wish I could have Brad, but he already tasted my exotic flavor and he hasn't come back since.

I guess he doesn't like my type.

Hi everybody. Yes, I am biracial. Love to see how people react to this. You see if I said I was White, there would be no conflict. And maybe I am? If I said I was Black, different reaction. And maybe I am? If I said I was just Asian, different reaction. And maybe I am? If I said I was Latina, different reaction. And maybe I am? Or maybe I am an angry biracial, half Asian and half White? And maybe I am not? People's true colors come out depending on who you say you are. Fascinating. The point is you can never know who I am, huh? Am I fat? An I thin? Am I fugly? Am I gorgeous? Am I 30? Am I 15? Am I rich? Am I poor? Am I one person? Am I 2? Who am I? Am I on Team Jolie? Am I on Team Aniston? Am I on Team Jolie purposely to try to make Team Jolie look bad? Am I on Team Aniston to try to make the team bad? Who am I? Will you ever know? Have I been posting for a year? Have I been posting for a month? Have I been posting just this week? Just two days? Am I using people's post names? Am I copying someone using people's post names? who am I? Who am I? Am I psychotic? Maybe. Highly probable. Am I too smart for my own good? Am I a slacker? Am I and overachiever? Who am I? I am like a disease, a virus, I am everywhere. Kinda like Jesus. I am the electronic Jesus! That is my next name. Electronic Jesus. No! Blog Jesus. I am blog Jesus. Am I gay? Am I straight? Am I male? Am I female? Who am I? I am Chinnifer, the Electronic, blog, thread Jesus. I am everywhere. BWAAAAHAHAHAHHA! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Stop it all of you! Stop it! Miu will kick us all off of this site if you don't stop! Cut it out! Stop letting Chinnifer post as yourselves! See you later my peeps. Ignore you know who? Angry biracial girl. Maybe she wishes she was black and white biracial like Halle Berry. Or Latina and White biracial like Madonna's daughter. But White and Asian like Sean Lennon? Now I see where the anger comes from. Yoko Ono is a NUT! Alright guys, I have done my share for the cause. Love y'all. BFF.

I am too sexy for my shirt. So stop copying me. Je suis trop belle pour ma chemise! Je ne comprends pas cette Chinnifer! Quel est son probleme? Fichez le camp Chinnifer! Assez! Enough Chinifer! Donnez moi ma paix! Give me my peace and leave me alone. Stop using my Foo Foo french post name. Espece de con. Assez. Voulez vous couchez avec moi...ce soir? Assez! Enough! Stop Chinnifer! Stop! Stop pretending to be me. I am the only. Au revoir! votre vie est un peux triste, non? Quel imbecile! What an imbecil that Chinnifer! Stop it!

I hope takes up architecture because that way he can lead a normal life

I apologize for my behavior. I did a bad thing on this site when I copied screen names of certain posters here. I regret doing that because Miu has my E-mail address and will probably ban me if I keep doing this. Also it ruins it for all the other posters.

I was angry because this other poster challenges me to a fight by bringing up my name. She usually knows who I am because I loathe Jennifer Aniston so much until I stick out from the others here. This other person got so tired of hearing me constantly putting Aniston down, and nobody else saying anything about it, so she chose a topic to get into a nasty argument with me. This other poster decided to give "it" back to me.

I admit that I was mean toward Aniston. But it's true. I can't stand her. I will continue to stomp on her because she really makes me ill.

This other poster, is going to leave me alone and stop the personal attacks on me because she realizes I have freedom of speech and she also does not want to get kicked off the site or ruin the fun for other people here. So, I think (hope) we will stop arguing and call a truce. I'm not evil, and neither is she. We are both just really good at pushing each other's buttons. She promises to leave me alone from now on. She finds fighting draining. She is even sorry for saying some of the mean things she did to me. She tried her hardest to come up with the meanest remarks, and that is not like her at all. She is not a racist. She doesn't hate biracial people, actually thinks they are some of most beautiful people on the planet. She also admires my job and thinks it is great if I can see some of the movie stars. She too got carried away with trying to bring me down. She is truly sorry.

Awww. All the love on this site is too much. Truce huh? Only if you admit Chinnifer Maniston is a whining whore who manipulated the media into thinking she was a victim. Have you ever seen Kristin Kreuk from Smallville (Eurasian girl)? Eat your heart out White girl. Biracial women are hot hot hot! Sorry that your men want us. Sorry. Sorry is all that you can say...You can say baby ...baby can I hold you tonight....Sorry by Tracy Chapman. I love Tracy Chapman....

Now that Sean Lennon...EWWWW and that Keanu Reeves....EWWWW....and that Kelly Hu....EWWWW ....And that Eurasian girl from Sin City...EWWWWW! EWWWW, they are so nasty...EWWWWW.

Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly (when your man leaves you for a gorgeous piece of ass)

Every little thing that I Chin say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on Brad
Waiting for his call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting for Brad

Time goes by so slowly for Chins who wait
No time to hesitate
Those who are pretty like Angie seem to have all the fun
I'm caught up
I Chin, don't know what to do

Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly (when on your best day you can't be hot like Angie)
I Chin don't know what to do

Every little thing that Brad will say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on Brad
Waiting for his call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting on Brad

Every little thing (Vince's penis) that I Chin say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on Brad
Waiting for his call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting on Brad

Ring, ring, ring goes Brad's telephone
The lights are on but Brad's not home (he is in the South of France with FHM's #2 Sexiest woman 2006 despite being preggers)
Tick tick tock it's a quarter to two
And I'm whining
I'm whining for Brad

I can't keep on waiting for Brad
I know that you're still hesitating
Don't cry for me my fans
'cause I'll find my way through this pity party
I'll wake up one day
but it'll be too late (to have babies - dry eggs)

Every little thing that I Chin say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on Brad
Waiting for his call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of being an ugly whore

Every little thing that I Chin say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on Brad
Waiting for his call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
Of being an Ugly B actress Chin

Every little thing (Every little thing like Vince's penis)
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on Brad

Waiting for his call (Waiting for Brad's call)
I'm fed up
I'm tired of not being pretty like Angelina

Time goes by, so slowly (when you're an ugly Chin).
Time goes by, so slowly (when you're a lousy TV actress).
Time goes by, so slowly (when you have lil tits).
Time goes by, so slowly (when goofy is all you can get as a rebound guy).
So slowly, so slowly, so Chinny.
So slowly, so slowly, so Chinny.
So slowly, so slowly, so Chinny.
So slowly, so slowly, so Chinny.
So slowly, so slowly.
I don't know what to do.

Every little thing that I Chin say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on my pity party
Waiting for Brad's call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting on Brad

Every little thing that I Chin say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on Brad
Waiting for Brad's call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting on Brad

Every little thing (Every little thing like Vince's penis)
Im hung up
Im hung up on Brad.

Waiting for your call (Waiting for Brad's call)
I'm fed up.
(Fade until clock ticking as TV career slowly dwindles away as all Chin movies go straight to DVD release)..Tick Tock Tick Tick (sound of B actress career slowly melting away.......)