Poor Jordan. It's as if she wakes up in the morning and says, "What would make me look the most slutty today?" Check out this visual history. Brace yourselves, it ain't pretty.
Jordan & Peter - A Match Made In Hell [Gossip Jockey]
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Taylor Lautner's Rolling Stone Cover [Just Because]
Breathe. Just a little over three months until he's legal. Take a look back at Taylor Lautner's Rolling Stone photoshoot....
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Today's Hot Photos
The best in photos for November 23, 2009. Brooke Shields freaks out Tracey Morgan, David Beckham's thing is this big, Tom Cruise gives good face, Josh Duhamel gets close... -
2009 American Music Awards: Ladies
Lovely ladies at the 2009 American Music Awards. -
Kate Hudson's AMA Nipple Slip & A-Rod Kiss
Kate Hudson has a nipple slip at the 2009 American Music Awards, -
Taylor Swift Wins Big! - 2009 American Music Awards Wrap Up
However Taylor Swift was not there, but she's apparently incredibly popular. She beat out Michael Jackson to win Entertainer of the Year and took home a total of five... -
Best In Photos - Weekend Roundup
Here are the best in photos for November 21 - 22, 2009. Suri Cruise is not happy, Prince William is Peaking, Bai Ling being Bai Ling, Julia Roberts jogs...
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'New Moon' November: A Look Back In Photos
A photo gallery entitled New Moon November, looking back at the premiere week for the Twilight sequel. -
'New Moon' Cast Attends New York City Screening [PHOTO GALLERY]
Well, tonight is the night. New Moon is finally here! A least we don't have to wait another whole year until Eclipse debuts in theaters. The last major U.S. event for New Moon is taking place tonight in New York City with a screening of New Moon. Although Robert... -
Kristen Stewart Destroys Plates; Talks 'New Moon' & 'The Runaways'
Kristen Stewart tosses a football with Jimmy Fallon and then chats with Regis & Kelly about New Moon and playing Joan Jett in The Runaways. -
Robert Pattinson On 'Today': The Tabloids Are True!
His dry sense of humor has certainly been helping Robert Pattinson cope with his overwhelming fame. And the Twilight star employed it in his interview with Matt Lauer on the Today show. Laughing, RPattz confessed, "I actually come up with these rumors myself." Pattinson agreed to every gossip story... -
Twilight Threesome: 'New Moon' L.A. Premiere After Party
Kristen Stewart and the rest of the New Moon gang attend the film's Los Angeles premiere after party. -
Robert Pattinson: 'New Moon' Premiere In L.A.
Robert Pattinson at the Los Angeles premiere of The Twilight Saga: New Moon in Westwood.
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Cd says:
Who is this and why is she all over blogs?
Robin says:
Is she knocked up again?!!!!
Ron Burgundy says:
Stay classy Jordan!
netty says:
What the Hell?? And she thinks this dress looks classy?? She looks knocked up and naked!
my2cents says:
Pathetic!...does she really believe she looks good? Just plain trashy!!!
Devon says:
This picture is like ten thousand years old.
Sarah-Jean says:
That is just gross...
my2cents says:
I wonder....move to LA, get in with the crowd, dress like a slut, maybe even pretend I can sing or act....viola!...I'll be famous too making big bucks for it! sounds like a plan.
Green Eyed Angel says:
It looks like she woke up and said damn this stupid pregnancy thing! I want to wear my little black dress today. So she did, and it ripped in half. So her wardobe person, after throwing thier hands in the air, had to take the packing tape out and try to patch it back together, although not well.
Green Eyed Angel says:
It looks like she woke up and said damn this stupid pregnancy thing! I want to wear my little black dress today. So she did, and it ripped in half. So her wardobe person, after throwing their hands in the air, had to take the packing tape out and try to patch it back together, although not well.
marilyn says:
this picture is about a yeah and a half old.... old news
las says:
Skankiest looking pregnant woman since Demi and Britney. Anyone else think it's gross that her false breasts stick out as far as her belly?
Gmarie says:
Who are these people??????
las says:
British B-listers known for bad taste. In fact, that's the only reason anybody notices them.
Spaz Cadet says:
They make Posh and Becks look extraordinarily high-toned.
Neiman says:
Holy Hagrids Batman! She is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuugly to the max!
kels says:
She is actually very sexy without the pregnancy. Biggest hottest breasts on the planet.
Pandora's Box says:
Ugh! She is disgusting. She may be hot thanx to tons of plastic surgery but when she was pregnant, her attitude was like, "Oh fuck it. I'm still going to party!" She said this in American Playboy and I saw a pic of her drunk as fuck while pregnant. HEr son ended up born with tons of ailments that were probably cause by her selfish behavior. I hate neglegent, selfish asshole bitches like this I don't care how much silicone and collagen they have pumped in their bodies.
Liz says:
She looks like a transvestide gone wrong. And when I say gone WRONG, I mean WRONG. That is how ugly and skanky she looks.
shelly says:
she is a transvestite
Myles
(Love this quoted in Popbitch this week)
Parenting with Jordan
To keep her poor little blind and disabled
Son happy on photoshoots, Jordan has been seen scattering crisps (potato chips)on the floor so that Harvey can graze on them. Like a sheep.
Myles
http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/