Poor Jordan. It's as if she wakes up in the morning and says, "What would make me look the most slutty today?" Check out this visual history. Brace yourselves, it ain't pretty.
Jordan & Peter - A Match Made In Hell [Gossip Jockey]
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Eva Mendes' 'Bad Lieutenant' Nip Slip [PHOTO GALLERY]
Eva Mendes has a nipple slip at the New York premiere of "Bad Lieutenant", SVA Theatre, New York City, NY
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Best In Photos - Weekend Roundup
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Beyonce Scorches & Wins Big At 2009 MTV Europe Music Awards
Beyonce was the major winner of the evening at the 2009 MTV Europe Music Awards (EMAs) in Berlin. She took home a total of three EMA trophies - Best... -
The Beautiful People On The 2009 MTV Europe Awards Red Carpet
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Today's Hot Photos
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Rihanna: 'Embarrassed,' 'Ashamed' By Chris Brown Assault
Rihanna speaks to Diane Sawyer about her relationship with Chris Brown and the multiple times he assaulted her.
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Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart & Taylor Lautner Head To Paris
As Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner get prepped for their New Moon promotional stint in Paris, Another Robert Pattinson interview from New Moon press day has popped up from HitFix.com. According to Rob, get ready for a harsh, faster-paced Eclipse.Check out the video above of the trio... -
Kristen Stewart Isn't Sick Of Robert Pattinson Just Yet
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Robert Pattinson 'New Moon' Press Day Audio Clips
Well I could listen to these over and over and over. Right before bedtime perhaps. Dreaming of Rob. I digress. Here are the complete Robert Pattinson audio bites from the New Moon Press Conference in Los Angeles on November 6, 2009.Check out the other three audio clips after the... -
Taylor Lautner On Taylor Swift & Taylor Swift On Taylor Lautner
Oooh, do not ask Taylor Lautner about Taylor Swift. Someone is letting his immaturity get the best of him. It's question Taylor and you're a celebrity. Get used to it. We love you, but it's early on in your press tour, so you need to come up with a... -
'New Moon' Wolf Pack Nipples Can Cut Glass
Chaske Spencer, Alex Meraz, Bronson Pelletier and Kiowa Gordon, along with Taylor Lautner, make up the New Moon Wolf Pack, and they spoke to the press at the New Moon press junket yesterday. CHECK OUT our posts on Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner at the the junket.... -
'The Twilight Saga: New Moon' Cast Tour With Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart [PHOTO GALLERY'
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart attend The Twilight Saga: New Moon cast tour at Hollywood & Highland on November 6, 2009 in Hollywood, California.
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Cd says:
Who is this and why is she all over blogs?
Robin says:
Is she knocked up again?!!!!
Ron Burgundy says:
Stay classy Jordan!
netty says:
What the Hell?? And she thinks this dress looks classy?? She looks knocked up and naked!
my2cents says:
Pathetic!...does she really believe she looks good? Just plain trashy!!!
Devon says:
This picture is like ten thousand years old.
Sarah-Jean says:
That is just gross...
my2cents says:
I wonder....move to LA, get in with the crowd, dress like a slut, maybe even pretend I can sing or act....viola!...I'll be famous too making big bucks for it! sounds like a plan.
Green Eyed Angel says:
It looks like she woke up and said damn this stupid pregnancy thing! I want to wear my little black dress today. So she did, and it ripped in half. So her wardobe person, after throwing thier hands in the air, had to take the packing tape out and try to patch it back together, although not well.
Green Eyed Angel says:
It looks like she woke up and said damn this stupid pregnancy thing! I want to wear my little black dress today. So she did, and it ripped in half. So her wardobe person, after throwing their hands in the air, had to take the packing tape out and try to patch it back together, although not well.
marilyn says:
this picture is about a yeah and a half old.... old news
las says:
Skankiest looking pregnant woman since Demi and Britney. Anyone else think it's gross that her false breasts stick out as far as her belly?
Gmarie says:
Who are these people??????
las says:
British B-listers known for bad taste. In fact, that's the only reason anybody notices them.
Spaz Cadet says:
They make Posh and Becks look extraordinarily high-toned.
Neiman says:
Holy Hagrids Batman! She is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuugly to the max!
kels says:
She is actually very sexy without the pregnancy. Biggest hottest breasts on the planet.
Pandora's Box says:
Ugh! She is disgusting. She may be hot thanx to tons of plastic surgery but when she was pregnant, her attitude was like, "Oh fuck it. I'm still going to party!" She said this in American Playboy and I saw a pic of her drunk as fuck while pregnant. HEr son ended up born with tons of ailments that were probably cause by her selfish behavior. I hate neglegent, selfish asshole bitches like this I don't care how much silicone and collagen they have pumped in their bodies.
Liz says:
She looks like a transvestide gone wrong. And when I say gone WRONG, I mean WRONG. That is how ugly and skanky she looks.
shelly says:
she is a transvestite
Myles
(Love this quoted in Popbitch this week)
Parenting with Jordan
To keep her poor little blind and disabled
Son happy on photoshoots, Jordan has been seen scattering crisps (potato chips)on the floor so that Harvey can graze on them. Like a sheep.
Myles
http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/