(Due to a Tivo sanfu, this recap was slightly delayed. Enjoy!)

Previously – Brooke got cut, and hopefully got her ass jumped back home for that “go back to Africa” comment. Joanie got defanged, and Tyra felt that Danielle should bridge her gap.

I think Tyra is a complete douche nozzle for this insistence on Danielle “fixing” her teeth. What if someone had made her yank her hairline down early in her career? And cover that forehead. Huh? Huh? Do you think that would have increased her chances to appear on Fresh Prince of Bel Air looking like a Salt-N-Pepa backup dancer? I don’t think so!

Back in the discoball room, Jade, Furonda and Nnenna re-enact a typical judging. Laugh now - because some of you are not going to be receiving a glossy at the very end, bitches. Jade and Nnenna have become friends. Furonda is working her shit through the house, long-legged and luscious. And her arm appears to be working, so I think we can cancel the telethon.

Danielle drops some knowledge on me in the form of the word “jank”. Can I use this word? Is it ok? Because it sums it up. Danielle’s trying not to worry that her gap might look “jank”. I need a haircut. I must look jank. Shit. That eight head bitch Tyra actually told her flat out that Danielle isn’t marketable with a gap. We live in a world in which a closeted cult leader has auditioned actresses to be his girlfriend, brainwashed and impregnated one with sperm that is SO not his, and is now going to keep the baby and toss her traumatized ass out into the street after forcing a gag order on her - and his movies make 100 million dollars. ANYONE can market ANYTHING.

The April 26 screening party for Across the Hall at the Samsung store in New York City’s Time Warner Center was dense with celebs. VH1 was asking the Question of the Week on the red carpet, and the flashbulb of photographers was blinding. The most notable stars were Will Janowitz (The Sopranos), KayGee and Treach (Naughty by Nature), Jim McCaffrey, Andrea Roth and John Scurti (“Rescue Me”) and Pras (The Fugees). Queen Latifah and the always-fabulous Gastineau Girls (that was sarcasm) were supposed to attend, but were no shows.

My favorite celebrity there had to be Treach from Naughty by Nature.  He sauntered around looking cool as all hell, and girls seemed to be magnetized to him. He is really hot, but he’s a lot shorter than you’d expect. He had this belt on that had a HUGE belt buckle (I'm talking fucking enormous) with diamonds all over it. I contemplated trying to steal it, but decided against it when I saw the other people he was with.

The most amusing part of the night was making fun of all the people that tried to pass themselves off as celebrities, many of them in cheap clothes masquerading as designer. They tried (and failed) to be involved in the real action, but they ended up standing in the middle of the room, ignored.

Across the Hall stars Adrian Grenier (Entourage), James Oliver, Natalie Smyka, and Jamie Benge. The film was directed by Alex Merkin. It’s definitely a must-see short film (it’s only 24 minutes). If you need a reason to watch the movie besides seeing Adrian Grenier in a bathtub, it’s a great flick and easy to follow.

To view Across the Hall, go to www.anyfilms.net, click on Director’s Showcase, and enjoy.

Written By Christina Sciarrillo

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We do have a few Gael Garcia Bernal films to look forward to this year. The King, in which he stars as a Mexican-American looking for his father, and The Science of Sleep in which he plays insecure young man who lives in his dreams as much as in his real life attempts to establish a connection with his new neighbor.

More images of Gael Garcia Bernal from AnOtherMan, after the jump.

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It looks like Kylie Minogue is well on her way to recovery. She's been making appearances, attending events, and now she's back in the recording studio. Along with working on the new album, Kylie's scheduled to perform a few concerts at the end of the year in Australia and she's said to be in talks to headline at next summer's Glastonbury festival.

Kylie Minogue told me she's back in the recording studio, working on a new album, for the first time since she was diagnosed with cancer. The 37-year-old singer said she was feeling "good" and taking "baby steps" back into work.

She turned up at the opening of Elton John's Lestat musical with Lulu and Scott Hoffman of Scissor Sisters.

"I'm working with a few people, just kicking some ideas around. It's fun to be working again and sitting down and making music. "I'm taking it slowly. You know, baby steps. We're taking one baby step at a time.

"It's early days and I'm not sure what shape things are going to take yet. Really, what we're doing is messing around in the studio with different people and seeing what comes up.

"I don't know yet what songs I'm going to sing, or how I'm going to sing them, or what they're going to be about.'

Kylie back on song [The Daily Mail]

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• Why, oh why? We've got Victoria Beckham's jeans line, Brandon Davis' jeans line, and now fucking Sienna Miller's jeans line. Ahhhhhhhhhhh! [3am]
• Snoop Dogg's little British Airways mishap has gotten him banned for life from British Airways flights. [FemaleFirst]
• The lovable Bonnie Fuller is so wise. "The more you accomplish in life, the better you'll feel about yourself, and once you like yourself, you'll be more likely to find the love of your life." [AM New York]
• A 24-page outsert, which will come with the September issue of Seventeen to subscribers who live in households with an income of at least $75,000, will be edited by celeb stylist Rachel Zoe. See, being rich does have its advantages. [LA.comfidential]
• Jennifer Lopez is being lined up to star in her own TV show. She reportedly in talks with MTV to appear in a fly-on-the-wall series which will follow her everyday life. Just wonderful. [FemaleFirst]
• Tom Cruise says, "I can't wait to do a movie with Kate (that's what he's calling Katie now). I don't think working together is a bad idea at all, a relationship can definitely work under that pressure if you like someone enough." Yes, that worked out so well with you and Nicole. [PR Inside]
• Have a peak at Gavin Rossdale's daughter Daisy with her mother at Launch of Colorlab. [In Case You Didn't Know]
• David Hasselhoff will swap his red trunks for tights and makeup when he plays Captain Hook in a production of the children’s classic Peter Pan. I'm scared. [IOL]
• The rumors are flying around Coachella gears up for this weekend, the rumor board has started spinning. The most outlandish one - a Tom Cruise DJ Set. [CityRag]

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The poor thing. First Teri Hatcher reveals she's had sucky relationships, then she suffers and eye injury on the set of Desperate Housewives, and now she's accosted by the paparazzi.

Teri Hatcher was cornered in an office building Wednesday by paparazzi, on her way to an eye doctor. Hatcher was swarmed by paparazzi who tried following her into an elevator.

A cowering Hatcher covered her face with her overcoat as the unrelenting photogs did their thing. As she entered the elevator, an exasperated Hatcher said, "This can't be legal."

The Hatcher showdown is the latest in a series of run-ins between celebrities and aggressive paparazzi. A few weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan was swarmed as she left a tanning salon in West Hollywood.

Since TMZ brought it up, why don't celebrities just purchase tanning beds for their homes? This way Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and all the rest of them could avoid this annoyance.

Teri Hatcher Accosted by Paparazzi [TMZ]

Who knew Tom Cruise was one to get all tingly in his nether regions to drop a press conference and go on a shopping spree? It looks like Tom just wanted to mingle with his public. We have to say that we are happy he's pushed his bangs to the side.

Tom Cruise pulled out of a press conference in Paris - to go shopping for baby clothes. The star - who was in the French capital on Wednesday (26.04.06) to promote 'Mission Impossible III' - became a biological father last week when fiancee Katie Holmes gave birth to their first daughter, Suri.

However, despite feeling the need for some retail therapy, Cruise didn't disappoint the thousands of fans who'd turned up to see at the film's premiere. He arrived by helicopter at La Defense - a high-rise complex in the west of the city - for the red carpet screening and his trademark meet and greet with fans.

Yes, that Tom is always so subtle, in everything he does.

Tom Cruise's baby clothes spree [Female First]

Many more photos of Tom Cruise with fans, after the jump.

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Los Angeles:

Friday: The Coachella Music Festival kick-off party will be held tonight at an “undisclosed desert location” somewhere outside LA. Even though it sounds like an eerily like the beginning to an episode of CSI:, the promise of free booze might be enough to calm your nerves. [Link]

Saturday: Tickets are still available for day one of The Coachella Music Festival. Madonna, Depeche Mode, Franz Ferdinand, James Blunt, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Animal Collective and Devendra Banhart are simply seven of the many artists scheduled to perform. [Link]

Sunday: Spend the afternoon Cruising for a Cure in the Newport Harbor to help raise money for the American Cancer Society. The three-hour tour will take place on a luxury yacht that’s sure to put the legacy of S.S. Minnow to shame. [Link]

New York City and Chicago to do's are after the jump.