Jennifer Aniston And Vince Vaughn Looking To Buy In Chicago

who really gives a damn where these two live?

Or maybe they have a movie coming out and simply want some press in an over-saturated market. Couldn't possibly be, could it?

Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly (when your man leaves you for a gorgeous piece of ass)

Every little thing that I Chin say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on Brad
Waiting for his call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting for Brad

Time goes by so slowly for Chins who wait
No time to hesitate
Those who are pretty like Angie seem to have all the fun
I'm caught up
I Chin, don't know what to do

Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly (when on your best day you can't be hot like Angie)
I Chin don't know what to do

Every little thing that Brad will say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on Brad
Waiting for his call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting on Brad

Every little thing (Vince's penis) that I Chin say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on Brad
Waiting for his call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting on Brad

Ring, ring, ring goes Brad's telephone
The lights are on but Brad's not home (he is in the South of France with FHM's #2 Sexiest woman 2006 despite being preggers)
Tick tick tock it's a quarter to two
And I'm whining
I'm whining for Brad

I can't keep on waiting for Brad
I know that you're still hesitating
Don't cry for me my fans
'cause I'll find my way through this pity party
I'll wake up one day
but it'll be too late (to have babies - dry eggs)

Every little thing that I Chin say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on Brad
Waiting for his call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of being an ugly whore

Every little thing that I Chin say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on Brad
Waiting for his call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
Of being an Ugly B actress Chin

Every little thing (Every little thing like Vince's penis)
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on Brad

Waiting for his call (Waiting for Brad's call)
I'm fed up
I'm tired of not being pretty like Angelina

Time goes by, so slowly (when you're an ugly Chin).
Time goes by, so slowly (when you're a lousy TV actress).
Time goes by, so slowly (when you have lil tits).
Time goes by, so slowly (when goofy is all you can get as a rebound guy).
So slowly, so slowly, so Chinny.
So slowly, so slowly, so Chinny.
So slowly, so slowly, so Chinny.
So slowly, so slowly, so Chinny.
So slowly, so slowly.
I don't know what to do.

Every little thing that I Chin say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on my pity party
Waiting for Brad's call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting on Brad

Every little thing that I Chin say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on Brad
Waiting for Brad's call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting on Brad

Every little thing (Every little thing like Vince's penis)
Im hung up
Im hung up on Brad.

Waiting for your call (Waiting for Brad's call)
I'm fed up.
(Fade until clock ticking as TV career slowly dwindles away as all Chin movies go straight to DVD release)..Tick Tock Tick Tick (sound of B actress career slowly melting away.......)

You sound like you have never been dumped and that it's Annistons fault her honorable Ex started something with lying Jolie ("I would never have an affair with a married man") You are probably too georgeous and irresistible, something like that would never happen to you, right? Sheesh.

those pics are from them filming some additional scenes for the Break Up last thursday in Lincoln Park in Chicago - not househunting!

I agree with Delli- I also think that its nice that the two of them have found each other and want to live together. Good for you Jennifer and Vince live your lives and be happy!

Yo...song writer? You have WAY too much time on your hands...go back to work!

What's all this "chin" stuff? What am I missing?

Pity Party dance floor you are so mean but oh so funny. That's a keeper. ROTFLMAO

I wonder if this movie bombs who will Anniston blame this time? Lets see, so far she's blamed Brad, Angelina, her dead therapist (damn you for dying!), the Director, the screenwriter, her fans who "make her skin crawl", and bunny rabbits. Nothing like a 37 year old not taking responsibility for her own bad choices.

Why should Brad stay in a unhappy relationship, so Jennifer fans can be happy! Far as sleeping with a married man, I don't considered it much of a marriage, when divorce papers have been filed, the couple lives apart. You have no proof that Brad and Angelina slept together before the separation..

I think Jennifer is using Vince as part of her PR campaign to become the next big movie star, so far it's not working.

I dont think she is trying to promote herself. I truly think she is just sick of all the crap she has been getting about her breakup with Brad Pitt. Imagine if you were in a long marriage and you got divorced and everywhere you looked they were talking about it. It must have been hard for her to get over it.

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#8: Just look at her Chin and you'll unerstand (it's like Jay Leno's)...

#7 Kelsey - I have others in the repertoire, pick a title and I will sing it:
1) Chinny in A Bottle by Chinnita Uglylera
2) Chinny from the Block by Chin-Lo
3) Uglylicious by Chinyonce
4) Chinniful Day by Chin-2
5) My Chin Will Go On And On by Chinline Pityon
Don't for get you can get the TV theme songs for free too, The Braddy Bunch, Angie's Strokes, Brad's Movin In On Up, etc
Thanks for listening!

Why would they not live in Chicago (at least part time)? I'm assuming it's a typo? Oprah has a residence here and Vince is from the area. Vince already has a place in River North, I guess he's looking to upgrade now. The Palmolive Building is super expensive and nice.

Delli:
From 4/3/06 Awful Truth by Ted C./Eonline

"Matt LeBlanc's marriage demise is eerily similar to that of Matty's Friends costar Jennifer Aniston's. Timing-wise, that is. Both starry unions (his to Melissa McKnight, hers to a dude named Brad Pitt) ended far before anyone in the public had a notion as to what might be derailing at home."

"[LeBlanc's] marriage ended so long ago," piped a Friends comrade, supertight both personally and professionally. "Just like with Brad and Jennifer--we all knew about this long before the public did. It's been a done deal for ages."

Now obviously Ted C is not God but he's not the only one who believes that "The Golden Couple" were dunzo long before they made it public. So lets get past the Brad did Jen wrong thing.

Pity Party, I made it to the second line of your "song" before skipping ahead to the next post......it took me five minutes of scrolling to get to the next one. Please stop it with all this stupid Chinnifer crap. No one really gives a shit anymore.

My guess is that Pity Party is one of those people that posts "FIRST!" all the fucking time.

Anyone else bored of hearing about Brangelina when there's a Jen post, and hearing about Jen when there's a Brangelina post?

Hiiiiiii SMALL FRY!! My BFF...

I have other songs in the repertoire, pick a title and I will sing it:

1) Chinny in A Bottle by Chinnita Uglylera
2) Chinny from the Block by Chin-Lo
3) Uglylicious by Chinyonce
4) Chinniful Day by Chin-2
5) My Chin Will Go On And On by Chinline Pityon

Don't for get you can get the TV theme songs for free too, The Braddy Bunch, Angie's Strokes, Brad's Movin In On Up, etc

Thanks for listening!

Confessions of A Pity Party Dance Song Said:

Something as stupid here as it is on the other boards you stuck this is juvy $hit on. This corny caca wasn't funny to anyone over 14 before, and it isn't funny now "or at least I hope not"

Can we email the admin and have these idiot's lame lyrics removed? I wanna know who told you this goofy child they were funny? They lied to you baby, and you're the joke not the songs.

I hate big chins and I can not lie
You other posters can't deny
That when Maniston walks in with an itty bitty tit
And a long chin in your face
You don't get sprung, don't wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that Chin Is Long

I'm hooked on Angie and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with those luscious lips, you got makes me feel so horny

Angie Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' Big Chins are the thing
Take the average grown man and ask him that..

Angie gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has Maniston got the Chin? (Hell yeah!)

Baby got Chin!

I love how people say stuff on blogs thinking they're cool, but in reality they're only impressing 2 year olds and they're just making themselves look like absolute fools. But as long as they think they're funny, let them be. Just laugh at the immaturity that it seems only the Brangelina fans have, they constantly prove it as they run around the blogs with their 50 screen names spewing out their vile crap. Obsessing about Jennifer Aniston as only they could be doing because they cant stop talking about her. Look and laugh and imagine how proud Brad and Angelina would be to have fans like them.

A sane person wouldn't mock someone because of their chin - it's not something she has any control over, like tattoos.......

JA isn't a classic beauty, but she does have a certain charm which is attractive.

Abbie, get a grip. Stop taking yourself so seriously. What else do you expect from a celebrity blog, the next cure for cancer? Let people be silly. I think it's funny. Geez. I LMAO after a hard day at work :)

JA is a wetblanket who will suck the life out of Vince Vaughn.

I wish she had found a better looking guy. There's plenty of guys better than him. Why him? I don't get it.

i'm not a real aniston fan, but vince vaughn is funny. and from the trailer i've seen i actually think this movie is worth the effort of going to the theatre. besides who would want to live in friggin' freezin' chicago...

You know I read all of y'all posts and I don't get it. I don't even get this whole blog. Anyway, Vince Vaughan is whack. Funny in that one movie - Swingers? That was the only time. This Aniston chick? I don't get it. Maybe I'm trippin but I just don't see nothing in her. I don't mean to bring up Angelina Jolie but y'all already did bring her up anyways . Yo, that bitch is bad! Angelina is like funky, cool and sexy. This Aniston chick? I don't get it. I don't get it, I am sorry. I never watched her show neither cause she ain't never had no Black folk in there til Ayisha what's her face. Ayisha Tyler who ain't even that funny. Should put my girl from Martin Lawrence show who played Pam up in there. She's funny as hell . Friends? Whatever. I don't get it.

Angelina Jolie is like the perfect BBQ spare ribs: you have to dive in with both hands; get messy and enjoy the sensations. Jennifer is like a fresh ear of corn: crisp; neutral and can blend with any meal. Both have merit... both hold appeal and neither would be your first choice if you had to choose one thing to eat all the time. Meanwhile.. Brad is the paper plate: absorbing whatever sits on him at the time. Vince is probably like a good mustard: a bit of bite to him; no defined form when piled up but at least can make the meal a little more interesting. Ta Da... my counterpart to the hideous song postings: comparing them all to food!

Audacte, I like that. That was quite original and good.

Audacte, you must be a man. Only a man would be that sexist. If you are a girl, you have issues. Women are not BBQ meat.

Angelina Jolie is very beautiful in a very sensual way and mysterious and seductive way. Jennifer Aniston is a pretty girl but not sensual, pretty in a girly kind of way. Some men like beautiful mysterious and sexy. Some men like pretty and girly. Some women want to be the sensual and some women want to be girly. It all depends on the individual. There are some women that have both and I can't think of any right now - maybe Julia Roberts- girly and sensual. Women are complicated and different - not to be compared to pieces of food.

A name like "Janet's Doll" and I am sexist? Do you even know the meaning of the word? What would you prefer I compare them all to? Flooring materials? Types of fabric? If not meat, then what? Desserts? Appetizers? Hell, I called the men involved a paper plate and condiment... in the scheme of my post, their comparisons were much more pejorative. Get a grip and relax; there was nothing sexist in my post at all.

Seven years I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
with looking at Chin every day of my life
Oh I spent so many nights
thinking how Chin just looked all wrong
Afrter Mr&Mrs Smith, I grew strong
I learned how to move on
but yet Chin's back
from TV umemployment space
I just walked in my Paris apt to her 100th phone message here
Geez, look at that pathetic look upon her ugly face
I should have changed my Malibu number
I should have made her leave her key
If I had known for just one second
Chin would be back to bother me

Go on now go work on your lousy career
just turn around now
'cause you're not on Friends anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with Vanity Fair
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I Brad will survive
as long as I have Angie to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my 3 kids' lives to live
I've got all my Angie love to give
and I'll survive
I Brad will survive

It took all the strength I had
to have to go down on that ugly Chin
also kept trying hard to help
her crappy B actress career
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sick to have to go down on her
I used to cry
Now on Angie I'm always willing to bring my head down there
and so you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person
who was never in love with Chin and so you Chin felt like whining
and just expect me to be free
now I'm saving all my loving
for Angie cause she's loving me

Oh now go, get a career,
Turn around now, you're not on Tv anymore
Save all your residuals, for the days when you can't get work, oh now go, Walk out the door Chin.....

Audacte: I sell vintage dolls on Ebay thus my screen name and post name. I am Janet and I sell dolls, duh! Oink Oink to you.

Thanks for the explanation. I am sure you never sell vintage Barbie dolls though; you can't because they are the epitome of sexism. Meanwhile; now that we know that you sell non-sexist dolls; that we have established you may be somewhat confused over what is and isn't "sexist" and that my post was far from sexist... we can all move on to more interesting topics.

Actually. I sell old vintage black collectible dolls (early Japan occupation era), I sell German porcelain from the 20's and 30's (very rare), and handcrafted Americana. I can give you a discount if you like. Sorry, I don't sell Barbies (wrong era). Equating women to meats and foods (objectifying them) is sexist. Dollmaking and dolls have a great history of female artisans. I have quite a few dolls made by Native American women (great price on them). I make dolls myself. I am a savvy woman. I know what the meaning of sexism is, thanks for your help. Yes, move on to more interesting topics, this one is not one you are well versed in. Good luck to you.

Hey why dose that girl keep writing her
lame ass song...what a lame ass

Oops, Chin did it again
She made you believe she was not trash
Oh baby

Oops!..Chin did it again
She played with Brad's heart....

Oh baby, baby
Oops!.. .

Chin's not that innocent!!!!

Dedicated to My Angie by Brad Pitt:

Angie, Angie
You've made my clouds all disappear
Angie, Angie
Happiness will it lead us from here
With so much loving in our souls
And charity money in our coats
You can say we're satisfied
Angie, Angie
You can say we more than shine
Angie, You're beautiful
I think it's time we said I Do
Angie, I so love you
Remember all those nights during sex we cried?
All the dreams we hold so close
Will never go up in smoke
Let me whisper in your ear
Angie, Angie
Passion will it lead us from here
Angie, don't weep
All your kisses always taste sweet
I love when there's no sadness in your eyes
Angie, Angie
I think it is time we said I do
With so much loving in our souls
And charity money in our coats
You can say we're satisfied
Angie, I still love you, baby
Everywhere I look I see your eyes
There ain't a woman that comes close to you
Come on baby show me your gorgeous eyes
Angie, Angie
Ain't it good to be together?
Angie, Angie
There ain't a position we've never tried

hey jennifer I hear if Vince don't work out for you. Michael douglas is available and he has the hots for u. U don't mind a few nasty pacial stitches do ya? He needs those to keep his face up. He can promote your career--look what hes done for Catherine. He loves ya man, Ya know hes an easy target since hell sleep with anyone nowadays.