I'm assuming that since Britney is allegedly pregnant (Star Magazine keeps on insisting it), that a bunch of women working furiously on her (even if the result is crap), will make her feel like a woman. Now if they actually want to make Britney look presentable, they're going to have to bring in a few more team members.
It looks like Britney’s two babies will be exactly one year apart in age. A source tells Star that the new baby is due within a week of Sean’s first birthday on Sept. 14.“Britney is about three months along,” the source says.
“She doesn’t believe in having babies three or four years apart,” the source says. “She wants to have hers close together. And they will be.”
Denials have been back and forth from Camp Britney as the PR team has waffled a bit on if Brit and hubby Kevin Federline are actually expecting.
More photos of Britney Spears with her team of engineers, after the jump.
Britney Spears Baby Reportedly Due in September [National Ledger]
(Images via Untouchablebritney.net)
C says:
Hope these women get paid enough to manicure Britney's snot covered hands.
lucrece says:
Hey everyone, why don't we all pitch in and get Britney some bloody bras!!!!!
Gossipwhore says:
OK, first let me say I love Britney, gotta love how she keeps it real... but with her money and a team of people wokring on me I would expect to look a hell of a lot better than that.
Dusty says:
I am sorry but a second baby SO close after the first would result in your stomach being much larger, yes, even at three months. Second, doctors would be extremely concerned with her safety, as uterine rupture is something that you ahve to be careful for if you get pg within two years of a c section, much less five months. I doubt they would support all the traveling, etc.
lzornow says:
Thanks Dusty finally a voice of reason, it's easy to slam Britney, but let's have pictures of all of you haters posted see what ya look like too???
jennifer says:
Can we say sterilization is a gift for the whole world!!!!
las says:
I'd like to thank the photogs for these pictures and Miu for posting them. If I ever run into Britney, I will NOT be shaking her hand. Hasn't this urban hillbilly ever heard of TISSUES?
gOssiP says:
dusty i TOTALLY agree w/you and feel the same way.
but at the same time i wonder, does britney ever listen to reason or care what "doctors" say. this is the woman who drove w/her son on her lap. also celebrities think they are immune to any dangers--look at angelina jolie flying the globe and her own plane when so pregnant. they unfortunately don't seem to care about the risks.
it also makes me sad for woman who want to be mothers and can't get pregnant, but this bad excuse for a mother gets pregnant from looking at her joke of a husband.
ok rant over :-)
las says:
I doubt Britney does listen. Like Michael Jackson, she seems to live in her own bubble of reality where nothing bad will happen to her (at least, nothing permanent). Money can't buy a safe, fulfilling life.
Cheesy says:
Brit's gonna need about 438 more hands if she's going to get spackled, lifted, pulled, manicured, pedicured, facialed, and everything else necessary to make her look good in public.
She's gonna need 32 people just to convince her that she ALWAYS NEEDS TO WEAR A BRA.
dude says:
seriously, people need to chill with this whole pregnancy thing, the girl doesnt look as bad as people are saying, she just looked so good in the past that no one can get past the weight gain...SHES A MOM FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! leave her alone, she looks like a real mom and not the sexy popstar she used to be, i for one admire her for that
Umugi Togo says:
He...he... Spears is such a looser. Well at least she didn't take the role that jessica simpson took IN THE NEW BAYWATCH FILM....hahahahahaa.
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las says:
"she looks like a real mom"
Nope. Real moms tell their kids NOT to look like Britney does. "Comb your hair." "Pull up your pants, your underwear is showing." "Don't wipe your nose on your hands! That's disgusting! Go wash them." (And real moms don't have nannies to wash, change, carry, burp the baby, except when driving, so what's Britney's excuse?)
Too bad Britney's mom didn't say that often enough. If she's this way, we can only imagine how gross her kid will be someday...
las says:
"Spears is such a looser. Well at least she didn't take the role that jessica simpson took IN THE NEW BAYWATCH FILM...."
I don't think they'd want her. :) I mean, does she look even remotely Baywatchish at the moment ;) Which is more pitiful, getting a pathetic role or NOT getting a pathetic role?
Maighread04 says:
Real moms do look that way, I work part time at a daycare and some of these women are lucky to get their shirts on the right way. Britney is doing the best she can and I can't wait until she gets back into the studio.
mommyof1 says:
Oh Maigh--please get your head out of the clouds. I'm a mother too (one who doesn't drop her child off at daycare) and I pride myself on my appearance. This isn't so much about her physical appearance as it is about her "mothering" skills...
ok so she def should have lost the baby weight by now since she is young and active. by not doing anything i lost all my weight in 3 months.
second, if this is "britney doing the best she can" as you said, i do not want to see her at her worst. she drives w/her son on her lap (AND THERE IS NO EXECUSE WHAT-SO-EVER FOR THAT), is always out clubbing, pawns her son off on the nanny, etc. she doesn't have to be perfect, but she at least try a tad bit harder.
terk says:
I personally don't care what this piece of untalented whorish white trash looks like, but she is a shitty mother and she should be called on it ALL THE TIME. All who agree, let's start a movement, maybe print up some T shirts: SAVE SEAN PRESTON!!!!!