Lions To Protect Angelina Jolie From Paparazzi

Lions are kings of the beautiful animal kingdom - wise, old species. Brangelina is in touch with beautiful creatures of the earth. How wonderful! Another example of how Brangelina thinks about the Universe as a whole. What bliss. May the Universe deliver the baby in health, peace and love. Africa, home of all human life is the right place for Brangelina baby to enter this earth. How beautiful! We love you Brangelina.

True Love

What is it that you're smoking and could you maybe tell me where I can get some?

haha, well put terk. people will still probably trek out there to take pics and get eaten

Let's see someone try to put a pacifier in Jolie's mouth and tell her to be quiet during deliver...
LOL!

they are just staying at a wildlife reserve resort.. Many people stay there, it is a beautiful place... Not exactly how this article makes it sound... jesus.

Does anyone know where Angelina's mother is? And are the rumors true about her illness?

MANISTON IS .........UGLY FUGLY NASTY DUMB BIG NOSE BIG CHIN BEADY EYES NO TALENT FLAT ASS UGLY WHINING DUMB ASS STUPID RETARDED DRIED UP EGGS STUPID UGLY DUMB LAME FRIGID STUPID UGLY BEADY EYES NASTY FUGLY JOKER LOOKIN' RAT LOOKIN' NASTY LOOKIN PUNY PUSSY LAME FUCK DUMB ASS SWOLLEN NOSE UGLY FUGLY....BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why oh why must you bring up Jennifer??!!! This post is about Angelina. What the hell is up with that. I'm sorry but you are obessed with Jenn. You constantly talk about her. Its sad. It really is.

I stayed at a similiar high end resort (probably not as high end) in Kenya. Lions, elephants, leopards, etc. surrounded us but we were completely safe. Now if the papparazi are stupid enough to wander around outside of the resort then oh well...too bad for them.

True Love,
I got your love letter on the other Brangelina post. I want to say that I still think that you are a extasy lovin hippie who wouldnt know real love if it was rammed up your anus. Your posts are full of bullshit and im about tired of reading them. When did the universe tell you to forgive me? As a matter of fact when did the universe start talking?? All I ask is that you keep your brangelina comments to a minimum. Be like me .. I had love for tomkat and the people hated on me ... dont be like me. Do us a favor .. shut the fuck up.

True love,
What I meant to say is be like me as far as not talking about Brangelina. I stopped talking about tomkat so stop talking about Brangelina.

LMAO!!! That's so funny. I can just see some over confident pap deciding they can take the lion's and risk it only to be news themselves.

btw....True Love for a long time I thought you were just poking the devil there with you Mountain Girl circa 1969, but I don't believe that any longer, and as much as I adore Jolie-Pitt, your moonbeams and fairytale talk kinda makes me a bit relunctant to acknowledge we share affection for the same people.

Angelina's child will be truly blessed no matter where she is born, for she is being born to a strong, lion-hearted woman. If it is in the lush palace of Namibia that Jolie so wishes to bring her child into this world then I wish her all the blessings that this world can give.

True Love:LOL..hahaha what in the hell are you talking about? are you gypsy or high?

Tia:"When did the universe tell you to forgive me? As a matter of fact when did the universe start talking?" hahahaha in the name of true love.

It is hurtful to read your negativities for those who are negative. But, hurt is relative. Can I really be hurt in a world full of pain? My hurt is an illusion. Brangelina is not an illusion because they bring their ideas of peace and giving to life. I am proud to be a supporter of their beautiful love. And I hope to adopt one day like Brangelina and give back to this beautiful mother earth. Brangelina, I really hope your beautiful child is healthy, happy, and full of peace. And I wish peace and love to all of you beautiful creatures who visit the thread. I do love you all for that means then I love the Universe too. Thank you Brangelina!

It is hurtful to read your negativities for those who are negative. But, hurt is relative. Can I really be hurt in a world full of pain? My hurt is an illusion. Brangelina is not an illusion because they bring their ideas of peace and giving to life. I am proud to be a supporter of their beautiful love. And I hope to adopt one day like Brangelina and give back to this beautiful mother earth. Brangelina, I really hope your beautiful child is healthy, happy, and full of peace. And I wish peace and love to all of you beautiful creatures who visit the thread. I do love you all for that means then I love the Universe too. Thank you Brangelina!

the only one getting eaten is brad...nightly...

Um. I lived with many a hippy in Northern California and I just have to say that True Love's posts are as cynical and comedic as they get. If that's over your heads, then poor poor you! ha ha ha ha!!

Ha Ha Elizabeth that is funny , it made me smile first thing in the morning... Ah what a thought.

>Mountain Girl circa 1969,
MG was from the Pranksters crew, so she was the anti-hippy and was/is one tough biatch. They despised the brain-dead lovey dovey FAKE poseur crap that destroyed the Haight. They even had a hippie funeral before they left town.

As for flying in your last trimester to a third world country to have a baby, remeber who youre talking about: This woman was a joke two years ago, the butt of all jokes about her brother, her BillyBob blood fetish, etc. People thought she was nuts. She's done the best PR rehab job along with Kobe in the past 24months.

Renn and Anonymous: Peace and love are not dead. Peace and love lives on. The Love movement still lives in the music of Jerry Garcia and the Grateful Dead (bless his energy) and in the music of Bob Marley (bless his energy). Angelina named her daughter after Bob and I hope they name their son after Jerry. We love you Brangelina. You are peace and love.

Uggh, I can see where this is going. First I had to go grab my designer barf bag so I can be bulemic like the little poptart-skelators. Now everyone's going to be wearing moo-moos and shopping at a pea in the pod.
They see these people that have become "mega stars" do something and everyone's got to jump on the band wagon. Being pregnant, adopting, being like Jolie or Brit... enough, be your f*cking self and and stop making them omniscient beings floating around doing no wrong!
Remember that Rome collapsed when the theatre actors became their coveted super stars. An empire cannot function for long by worshipping those citizens.

angelina is using her maternal face to make us like her. guess what we don't!

jennifer (the poster above): stop posting - you're going to meet your weight watchers meeting.

and please put down the ding dongs. you can't show up at weright watchers with the ding dong sweetie.

jennifer (the poster above): stop posting - you're going to meet your weight watchers meeting.

and please put down the ding dongs. you can't show up at weright watchers with the ding dong sweetie.

TIA AND TERK ARE JENIIFER ANISTON IN DISGUISE