Paris Hilton Quote Of The Day

What a close one. Good thing your dad didn't let you make that mistake, Paris.

i guess Daddy forgot to tell you that filming yourself while having sex and jumping from boyfriend to boyfriend also cheapens your image!

Apparently dad is too busy peddling multi-million dollar homes to actually think about Paris' image.

That pink dress, bubbles picture is too funny. she looks like a stuffed deer with vacant, empty, dead eyes.

good one, kitty...

she doesn't even look like herself in these pics. something different about her...oh, I know, it's PHOTOSHOP.

make the cheekbones more pronounced, lengthen the face so it looks thinner, strengthen the jawline, and GET RID OF THE LAZY EYE.

it's so easy to be pretty when you have a professional do the pics.

Good grief! Will this skank just GO AWAY and take all the other no talent n'er do wells with her (the Simpsons, Lohan, etc...)?! Her 15 minutes have been up a long time ago - maybe she will choke on a blow job this weekend.

Little did daddy dearest know...

So true, Kitty, so true...

What I want to know is, what did say when she asked about Penicillin & Valtrex????

She looks the same in every picture. does she have teeth? you never see them. I bet they are jacked up.

And yet daddy lets her dress like a hooker for Hef's 80th birthday party (and Halloween, and New Year's, and Monday, Tueday, Wednesday, etc.)

Those pictures were either taken a long time ago or are severely airbrushed because she is definitely 5 to 10 pounds heavier than that now. So now she's not even that really skinny blonde who has no talent.

yeah.. rich men pay higher by the ounce for real women.. untouched by plastic surgery? Okeeeeeeee!

Daddy was right! Not having a boob job will probably make her a much better spokesperson for the Narcissistic Personality Disorder Society.

Kitty, great one. All of you are right on target. Timmons, you rock! Cynthia, luv ya! Paris has become a parody of herself. And that's not easy to do when one's contribution to humanity is on the same level as dust. Can't she step on a high-voltage wire somewhere in NYC?

wow that is too funny. It would cheapen her? Im still laughing at that one.. Too ba daddy didn't pick her boyfriend/filmstar for her.

Cheapen her image? How can you possibly cheapen something already so cheap?!?

please Paris I BEG YOU, please, please just go away!!!

This chick has always reminded me of an undercooked piece of chicken.

hahahahahaha... yeah...but filming yourself having sex is a classy thing, huh?

So that was a yes then?

Isn't she in the dictionary under the word "cheap"? Wait, or is that "whore"?

Man, You're all haters. And probably pretty bored too, she may be promiscuous, tacky, and dumb, but at least the girl has fun and has millions of idiots following her life at microscropic detail like you while she's probably chilling having fun... Sounds pretty lame guys go get laid or read a book, don't be so shallow.

everyone who has posted on this site is jealousof her because she actuallyhas a life and doesnt sit aroung talking shit about people she dont know.

i love paris hilton more than ne1 in the entire freakin world... mi mispace is like full of her and everything !! she is so freakin hawtt !! i love her small boobs !! hehe

omg what do u all have against paris hilton? shes someone that many people envy...i mean yeh she's a spoilt bitch n that but no need in dissin her out...u lot are jus jealous bitches that need a life, and dissin her out ent gonna get you anywhere...and she isnt even ugly...jus cos she's got everything given out to her on a plate, got good looks, got tha dosh, got the hott fellas u lot need to stop hatinnn! jus give it up u lot...dont hate...learn to appriecate ;o) x