AHHHH! What Has Happened To Jocelyn Wildenstein?

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I choked on my coffee when I saw this photo. She's now utterly hideous.

(Thanks L.C.)






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April 20, 2006 12:43 PM

She's always been utterly hideous actually...
But I have to agree : this time, it's even worse!

Too many face lifts, not enough lipo

April 20, 2006 12:48 PM

ever see a before picture, she was a cute little housewife! Actually very pretty.

Hey she looks like DocNemisis. LOL im just kidding baby you know this ignorant marketing twat who you wish worked at Mcdonalds and served you fries loves you ... Muah !! You are such a sexy beast.

She looks a little like Jessica Simpson in ten years.

nah... now she's a fat cat.

April 20, 2006 1:09 PM

Looks better than Chinnifer Maniston any day.

April 20, 2006 1:54 PM

She's gotten newer, more youthful (?) looking teeth, possibly to set off whatever has replumped her face. She's added the delicate nuance of "corn-fed cousin-buggered maw-says-time ta-slop-the-hogs" to old "jungle cat on acid" look.
Hey, I live in Oregon, I have no idea why I keep up on this baloney. Maybe it's because the circus no longer brings the freak show along when it comes to town. Bleh.

Hey it's Sloth's mom!

April 20, 2006 2:12 PM

Is there an emoticon for a blood-curdling scream induced by abject terror?

April 20, 2006 2:13 PM

Why oh why oh why?

Ruth, Ruth, Babyruth!

I don't think you could photoshop that badly! Her plastic surgeons should lose their licenses.

April 20, 2006 2:46 PM

Why is Janice Dickerson wearing a blonde wig?

She's NOW utterly hideous!?

April 20, 2006 3:01 PM

- stutteringveronica

LMAO - friggin' brilliant!

April 20, 2006 3:08 PM

I think she looks cute. She certainly makes me purr.
F'off all you jealous haters.

April 20, 2006 3:16 PM

Meow Mix spokeswoman.

she looks like a transgendered woman with a bad plastic surgeon

April 20, 2006 3:24 PM

Tia, please, I don't dumpster dive for rotten fish. Keep the damn legs closed.

Your marketing "skills" haven't taught you much about identifying your target audience.

Doc

She looks like Melanie Griffith! Yikes.

They need a rehab center for plastic surgery addicts. Hey maybe Scientology will jump on this idea and expunge people of their alien controllers that make them mutilate themselves. Tom did say they can cure heroin addiction in 3 days so why not plastic surgey addiction also? Wildenstein might benefit if she recognizes the beauty of her inner thetan.

April 20, 2006 11:12 PM

Wasn't she Cher's kid in Mask?

April 21, 2006 1:01 AM

uhhhh scary... just sad and scary

April 21, 2006 1:50 AM

At some point the weight of her head is going to snap her neck. That'll be a look.

April 21, 2006 5:06 AM

She could benefit from a face lift.

OMG it's the PADDLEPOP LION

No, you guys - that's her little brother, Terri. They do everything together...

April 21, 2006 12:30 PM

She looks like she needs some cosmetic surgery, if she'd be open to the idea

April 21, 2006 3:12 PM

The asshole surgeon that operated on this woman should be executed, no wait that's too easy, as a karma payback, he should receive a baboon's face transplant.

LMAO!!!!!King Smart Ian - You are still and will always be "The King"!!!

April 22, 2006 6:28 AM

She looks like Joss Stone.

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