Hey she looks like DocNemisis. LOL im just kidding baby you know this ignorant marketing twat who you wish worked at Mcdonalds and served you fries loves you ... Muah !! You are such a sexy beast.
She's gotten newer, more youthful (?) looking teeth, possibly to set off whatever has replumped her face. She's added the delicate nuance of "corn-fed cousin-buggered maw-says-time ta-slop-the-hogs" to old "jungle cat on acid" look.
Hey, I live in Oregon, I have no idea why I keep up on this baloney. Maybe it's because the circus no longer brings the freak show along when it comes to town. Bleh.
They need a rehab center for plastic surgery addicts. Hey maybe Scientology will jump on this idea and expunge people of their alien controllers that make them mutilate themselves. Tom did say they can cure heroin addiction in 3 days so why not plastic surgey addiction also? Wildenstein might benefit if she recognizes the beauty of her inner thetan.
The asshole surgeon that operated on this woman should be executed, no wait that's too easy, as a karma payback, he should receive a baboon's face transplant.
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SuperCath says:
She's always been utterly hideous actually...
But I have to agree : this time, it's even worse!
Nina says:
Too many face lifts, not enough lipo
lzornow says:
ever see a before picture, she was a cute little housewife! Actually very pretty.
tia says:
Hey she looks like DocNemisis. LOL im just kidding baby you know this ignorant marketing twat who you wish worked at Mcdonalds and served you fries loves you ... Muah !! You are such a sexy beast.
hohum says:
She looks a little like Jessica Simpson in ten years.
kate says:
nah... now she's a fat cat.
Santa Angelina says:
Looks better than Chinnifer Maniston any day.
stutteringveronica says:
She's gotten newer, more youthful (?) looking teeth, possibly to set off whatever has replumped her face. She's added the delicate nuance of "corn-fed cousin-buggered maw-says-time ta-slop-the-hogs" to old "jungle cat on acid" look.
Hey, I live in Oregon, I have no idea why I keep up on this baloney. Maybe it's because the circus no longer brings the freak show along when it comes to town. Bleh.
BDub says:
Hey it's Sloth's mom!
Mariana says:
Is there an emoticon for a blood-curdling scream induced by abject terror?
mamakraft says:
Why oh why oh why?
DF says:
Ruth, Ruth, Babyruth!
Lynn says:
I don't think you could photoshop that badly! Her plastic surgeons should lose their licenses.
Clint Howard says:
Why is Janice Dickerson wearing a blonde wig?
kim says:
She's NOW utterly hideous!?
2 Old 4 This says:
- stutteringveronica
LMAO - friggin' brilliant!
Perez Hilton says:
I think she looks cute. She certainly makes me purr.
F'off all you jealous haters.
Maddyboy says:
Meow Mix spokeswoman.
missy says:
she looks like a transgendered woman with a bad plastic surgeon
DocNemesis says:
Tia, please, I don't dumpster dive for rotten fish. Keep the damn legs closed.
Your marketing "skills" haven't taught you much about identifying your target audience.
Doc
Boo says:
She looks like Melanie Griffith! Yikes.
Katie says:
They need a rehab center for plastic surgery addicts. Hey maybe Scientology will jump on this idea and expunge people of their alien controllers that make them mutilate themselves. Tom did say they can cure heroin addiction in 3 days so why not plastic surgey addiction also? Wildenstein might benefit if she recognizes the beauty of her inner thetan.
Call Me says:
Wasn't she Cher's kid in Mask?
fairmaiden says:
uhhhh scary... just sad and scary
Tasannie says:
At some point the weight of her head is going to snap her neck. That'll be a look.
whatyousay says:
She could benefit from a face lift.
booly says:
OMG it's the PADDLEPOP LION
sean says:
No, you guys - that's her little brother, Terri. They do everything together...
King Smart Ian says:
She looks like she needs some cosmetic surgery, if she'd be open to the idea
Nicole says:
The asshole surgeon that operated on this woman should be executed, no wait that's too easy, as a karma payback, he should receive a baboon's face transplant.
Lynn says:
LMAO!!!!!King Smart Ian - You are still and will always be "The King"!!!
Tictac says:
She looks like Joss Stone.