The Secret To Jordan's Talent

 

Jordan Boobs

It's all in the boobs baby, it's all in the boobs. Shanghaiist kind of says it all.

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More images of Jordan, after the jump.

(Images via Gossip Rocks)

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14 Comments

May 1, 2006 12:04 PM

Who is this person?

May 1, 2006 12:22 PM

She's a big nobody. God, she looks gross and in pain.

May 1, 2006 12:48 PM

I don't think men like those big plastic balloons. Am I wrong? Is there a man out there who likes that?

May 1, 2006 12:55 PM

She's Europe's version of a ceelbrity that everyone hates and questions why they are a celebrity. She's sort of like their version of Paris Hilton.

That is an impressive fake rack though.

May 1, 2006 1:06 PM

bitch looks like a TRANNY

May 1, 2006 1:15 PM

huh?
We care about this nobody because____________.

May 1, 2006 2:26 PM

I want to poke them with a pin and watch the air fly out. Then she'd TRULY be a nobody.

No, she's more like Pamela Anderson. Giant reservoirs of silicone, blonde hair, no talent, bad taste in men, slutty clothes...

I can't think of a single man who likes boobs the size of fox terriers. They look freakish.

May 1, 2006 3:06 PM

Oh yeah, definitely a secret. Two real BIG secrets.

May 1, 2006 3:15 PM

Las got it oh so right!!

May 1, 2006 4:37 PM

Hey a new girlfriend for Hugh Hefner!

At least RuPaul has some talent!

May 1, 2006 6:14 PM

All I can say about this person is No, thanks

Are you kidding? I am a man and I love luscious large breasts as long as they are real - most of my buddies do to. Why do you think we go to strip clubs and buy Playboy? These are not real though.

But no mosquitoe bites for me thanks - give me something to hold on to.

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