Angelina Jolie Clears Some Things Up

And her farts do not actually cure cancer

Hahaha Professor Leotard, Good one!!!

"In fact they currently have no plans to marry" Gee ya think! That's all Angelina's I bet too. Brad would marry her in a heartbeat if she would.
So , I go back to my original theory on this relationship...Angelina "chose" Brad, in the same way Tom "chose" Katie(or I mean KATE)....just in Angelina's case she didnt have to pay!!! After all what man in his right mind WOULDN'T want to concieve with the "most beautiful woman in the world".... *gags* She will drop his ass very soon after that baby is born.
Just my 2 cents folks....

Did you catch letterman on Wednesday (5/3) night calling Angelina Jolie a "homewrecker"? Hadn't watched Dave in a while, so didn't know what that was all about. Don't remember if Jolie has ever been on his show.

Did anyone catch Jolie on Dateline Monday night?

Some celebrities seem to have so much that they get bored. Why wouldn't they want to be at home in CA and relax. I'm sure she is doing a lot of good in this world and using her celebrity status in a good way to raise awareness. But doesn't she need a break from all this jetsetting? She seems like she's trying to prove something. I don't get it.

I did see the Dateline thing with the mediocre Ann Curry. It wasn't memorable at all. Except for the "giggling" jag that Jolie displayed and admits she has been on since the pregnancy. Ann did a crappy job of trying to ask about Brad but Jolie deflected...

The Dateline interview was incredible. I usually don't like Hollywood stars because I think they are overpaid, bratty, and just overhyped. Then I have been inevitably paying attention to Jolie.

And this is why she is fascinating. She I think realizes she has to be more than just a starlet. At least that is what I want from my Hollywood stars. Get out of your stupid Malibu homes and do something - even if it is fake or whatever - do something for humanity. This is the only way I can accept that I make $35,000 a year and I have a child to feed too. While these people make millions.

That is why Jolie is the only star I pay attention to right now. She is out there talking about something other than her hair. I'll be honest, I did not care about Africa before her. I know it is lame but I am from a small city and we just focus on our kids and our lives. But now, I listen and I even sent $45 to a Haiti organization. God says to give 10% but God 10% is a lot for me so I know you'll understand. LOL

Anyway, she is talking about Africa and that's great. Now I know. My next check will be sent to Africa. It won't be more than like $50 bucks but I do it so my daughter has good karma. Anyway, Angelina came off as pleasant and nice in the interview - almost girlie like. Giggling. It's funny, I laughed a lot too when I was pregnant - I was a mess.

Anyway, she is beautiful yes but just giving and I appreciate that. It makes me hate some Hollywood stars less than I normally do.

Sorry for the long post.

I watched the entire Dateline interview of Angelina by Ann Curry. I didn't stay tuned because it was interesting or anything, I was just mesmerized by that dipshit Ann Curry, because she was FINISHING ALL OF ANGELINA'S SENTENCES.

I had a dream last night that Brangelina revealed their baby's name to me. I will not divulge this information because it may disrupt the flow of energy I was aligned to last night. June is a good month for the baby to be born - many reasons to do with the stars, etc. Won't bore you. Just want to say I offer my blessings to Brangelina and their Brangelina brood. Zahara looks like a princess in the desert pictures and Mad is playful and sweet. Brangelina look like they are in paradise. My most positive energies go out to Brangelina. May they have a peaceful delivery. So, it will be. The stars have dictated it. We love you Brangelina!

Yeah, Ann Curry needs a lot of improvement before any network will trust her to anchor a talk show where she'll need to ad lib. Say what you will about uberbitch Katie Couric, but at least she doesn't flinch when the going gets toucg. Ann Curry gets spooked when there's no teleprompter and a script. She totally sucks!!!

I was just happy to hear a celebrity talking about my country. I am from this area of Africa. I left at a very young age, lucky me I guess. But I miss home and I am grateful it is now on the map along with its problems. It took Lara Croft to do this :)

Never use to read the tabloids until I became interested in Angelina and Brad. Found out that tabloids don't report, they write bad fiction. If i need to read bad fiction, I'll read a harlequin romance. These tabloids treat their readers as being super dumb. when I read the millions who buy them, I really wonder about it. Readers should just try celebrity websites, at least they are free.

I’m not going to participate in a slanging match with all the Jolie haters because that is what every Brangelina or Jennifer Aniston post inevitably denigrates down to, but I do have to take exception with Becks assertion that Angelina “chose” Brad to be her sperm donor because it is a well-known fact that Angelina Jolie never had any intention of giving birth to her own biological child and has stated time and again that all of her children would be adopted from an orphanage in some 3rd World country because she wouldn’t be able to tolerate the guilt of having her own kid/s when there are so many out there that need a loving home and a chance for survival (no, you’re not going to drag me into a argument about why Angelina is “too good” to adopt a needy American child, either). She only agreed to have a biological child with Brad Pitt because that was his single greatest heart’s desire.

And CareKate knows because Angie called her up to discuss it... whatever.

Look- Angelina is a good person. She's also a homewrecker. Brad may be adopting third-world children and saving New Orleans, but he followed his dick right out of his marriage. You can be both things, people. But don't romanticize and glamorize and mythologize either of them...

And TrueLove- I had a dream last night in which you came to me. You revealed Brangelina baby's name and told me the long and beautiful story of mother Africa and true love. And then I called 911, the men in little white coats came and picked you up, put you in a special jacket, and took you far far away...

CareKate....it is also a "known fact" (as you put it) that Angelina hooks up with every co-star she plays in a movie with. So we will just wait until her next movie to see who the next one will be. All you, "Angelina is so holy" fans make me crazy. If she wasn't so beautiful none of you would pay an ounce of attention to her.

I aologize if I have offended you with my theory of Brad being "chosen". However, I stick to my original opinion. If she was such a good woman and she wasnt able to tolerate the gulit of having her own child when there are so many w/o good homes, then why did she??? That must be some real ruff guilt....lol, I know this woman knows what karma is, so that's probably why she adopted, trying to get that karma built up for when she coveted anothers husband. Sorry, it deosnt work that way!

Since you brought it up, there ARE thousands of kids in our own country w/o loving homes, so what makes them so different....I never really saw it as her being too good, but very good point! Thanks for making me see the light on that one!

That's all folks,carry on

CareKate, I pretty much agree with everything but the last sentence. From the interview:

Jolie:"But some women are very, very grounded to the earth suddenly. I think I’m still kind of in denial about it.

Curry: Denial?

Jolie: I still have this kind of funny thing of like I can’t quite believe it. I was always very sure that I would adopt all my children. And I was quite at peace with that. And then things felt different and made some different choices. And we’ll continue to adopt. But now I’m pregnant."

To me it says, especially "things felt different", that this was about something they both wanted and it wouldn't have happened any other way. I just think Angelina & Brad realized they have something long lasting and are committed to what they've found with each other, and together chose to become pregnant.

I wondered prior to Dateline if they planned this and I 100% believe they did based on her words. I also won't be a bit surprised if they're pregnant again by the time this baby turns 1yrs old. I think they're good for at least 3-4 total biological children. JMHO

To All You Puritan 16th Century morons , here is the deal:

Brad and Jennifer SEPRARATED LEGALLY in MARCH 2005 (probably earlier but that is the official date).

So let me get this straight, you morons are under the impression that a couple who LEGALLY SEPARATES cannot move on to another relationship until the paper says DIVORCE? What do you think LEGAL SEPARATIONS ARE FOR? Legal seprations are so legally viable that a spouse cannot use a relationship after the separation as argument for the divorce. Once LEGALLY SEPARATED, grown adults are allowed to MOVE ON!!! Check with your attorney, please.

Homewrecker my ARSE. That home was wrecked when Jennifer refused to have kids to concentrate on a non-existent film career and when they tried to fool the public with that golden couple red carpet crap.

LAST! If you all are so UPSET that Angelina adopted overseas because you know Americans should NEVER EVER EVER adopt foreign kids. God forbid!!!!!!As a matter of fact, I bet i'ts in the constitution right? No no, it's one of the ten commendmants THOU SHALL NOT ADOPT KIDS OF COLOR OVER SEAS ONLY AMERICAN ONES, IF YOU ARE AMERICAN.

Question, if you are Swedish, can you adopt overseas or should you only adopt children from Sweden? If a rich couple in England wants to adopt a poor American kid, should they not? Or are only Americans allowed to adopt American kids? Please clarify for me. Thanks.

Since you all are such the moral police and the preservers of where Americans should adopt, can you please let us know how you managed to adopt those 5 kids each of you have adopted in America? I am sure you'ved adopted a Black one from the AMERICAN projects, a white one from the AMERICAN TRAILER PARK, a Hispanic one from the AMERICAN BARRIO, etc....Oh, wait , is it only WHITE AMERICAN KIDS???? Oh, I am sorry. Either way, please enlighten us and share with us information on where you adopted your American kids since you are all so up and arms about Angelina adopting non-Americans.

I would really appreciate your feedback, you good morally sound, perfect people.

GOOD JOB ON DARFUR ANGIE!

GOOD JOB ON DARFUR ANGIE!

GOOD JOB ON DARFUR ANGIE!

good job on darfur angie!

Wait until Brad wakes up from his dream and realizes the lovely Miss Jolie was terribly overestimated. She's nice and looks good on the outside. Otherwise, she's just a regular woman.

Hotseat, after 12 months with Angelina and kids, I think Brad already knows that Angelina is just a regular woman. Having to deal with a woman who is also a mother will strip you of all romantic notions pretty soon. Despite all the hype about how sexy being a single mum is, the reality is a single mother has a more difficult time getting into a relationship with new man. Most men high tail out of a relationship with a single mum when they have to start taking responsibilities for the children too.

As a woman, I love the fact that my husband loves me, married me knowing my faults and accepting them, celebrating my strengths and encouraging them. I don't need to pretend to be anything other then a regular woman. I certainly believe that after 12 months (dating from Kenya) and time spent working together in M&MS before that, Brad already knows Angelina is just a regular woman. But Brad certainly seems to care enough about her and the children to want to be near them.