Doesn't she look like she should be in pain, with those things strapped in like that. They look as if they could almost burst. If you really need to know who Jodie Marsh is, you can check out her official website. I'm assuming you already know who Jordan is.
Click the images to be assaulted by Jodie Marsh's boobs.
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anonymous says:
now this is scary!
goil says:
How did we get to the point where looking like a porn star was a good thing?
Stan says:
Why do women do this to themselves?
tido says:
...and the horrible nose job and false top teeth much whiter than her bottom yellow ones - dem don't match
Patrice says:
She looks like a midget with balloons attached to her chest.
Sarah-Jean says:
That is the MOST disgusting thing I have seen all day.
Stargazer says:
It's amazing what passes for beauty these days. She'd be pretty if she lost the pair of footballs, greasy tan, hair dye and extensions, and rubber clothes.
I just read that she's written an autobiography (aged what? 27?) called 'Keeping it Real'.
Okay, words fail me.
King Smart Ian says:
She's got quite a gut going or maybe its just the wieght of her boobs pulling everthing down. Blech
petitefleur says:
THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!! I seriously almost vomited up my Cap'n Crunch Berries!!!! Who on earth would find this over-inflated and over-processed creature attractive? G-R-O-S-S!!!
Blah says:
Breasts, regardless of size, aren't supposed to be shiny.
Stargazer says:
....And did she pay a surgeon to get the end of her nose shaped like that? It looks like it got caught in a door.
Blah says:
The horror!
I also think it's funny how the top she's wearing has molded bra cups for, like, a 34-A. Har!
erzebet says:
Look! She stuffed a midget in her bra and it's mooning us! Looks like a second ass!
ohpleaze says:
Um...I don't get it...is she supposed to be attractive?
Small Fry says:
Holy hooters Batman!
las says:
Are the Boobies From Hell strapped down like that out of fear that they'll lunge out and attack innocent bystanders?!
Jazz says:
News Flash !
Man on life support machine after savage attack by Jodie's hooters. Public calls for tighter bra control.
tocutetoscoot
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! What a fricken mess!
Just a Chick says:
Why do women do this to themselves?
Because people, like some of the people who post here, spend all day long criticizing every single aspect of women's appearance, from their hair and nose, to their ankles and toes. Nothing is ever right, unless women are perfect, and even then, there is something probably "wrong" with them, so they feel compelled to "fix" it.
Jazz says:
Just a Chick,
Point taken, but I think in this case she has done this to herself to put herself in the public eye, and earn a living doing 'glamour' shots or whatever it is she does.
She looks to me to be pretty happy with the way she looks, actually she must be oozing confidence to be able to leave her house, dressed like that!
sage says:
The real question is why does it merit being posted here? Who cares about her?
las says:
Just a chick, I think it has less to do with body image and more to do with people paying attention to her. Most of these chavs are at least moderately pretty, but they have no talent, so they use silicone to get attention.
Foobs says:
What kind of sleazeball men would be attracted to this woman? Maybe the ones who hang out at strip clubs and listen to I'm In Love With a Stripper on repeat constantly!
jess_jess says:
Hey, forget about this silly silicone bitches, if you want to see REAL boobs, perfect D cups, check out this romanian chick, Nicoleta Luciu ..she is a soap star or something in Romania, she has real boobs and they are amazing !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiawH8Rhw-4&search=luciu
boooobies says:
Oh
My
God
jess_jess .. thank you! Thank you! She`s gorgeous and those boobs bounce like crazy :d
Draya says:
Who the hell is this? And is she suing the surgeon who did the cheap ass boob job to her??
ugh says:
I love that Nicoleta Luciu chick
Green Eyed Angell says:
LOL It looks like she has a little Hitler mustache on that first page on her website.