Dita von Tesse. Wife of Marilyn Manson. How does Dita go about seducing a man? She shares a few tips.
- Apply lipstick in full view of your victim. This is particularly effective when done slowly and with a pretty compact. - Adjust your garter or stockings as though you were attempting to do it discreetly. - Allow your stiletto heel to dangle from one foot. - Touch yourself lightly in places you would want him to touch such as your neck, hair or face. Do this subtly as he talks to you and remember to be fascinated by every word he says. - Go to the powder room. Captivate every man in the room by gliding confidently and effortlessly across the room in your stilettos. - Wear something that feels nice to the touch, like velvet, silk or cashmere. - Wear your signature scent lightly and make him lean in close to smell it.Girls, let's get to work.
More photos of Dita von Tesse, after the jump.
Dita's guide to seduction [The Sun]
(Images via Saving Face)
Lisa says:
She scares me.
Team Jolie-Pitt says:
OMG Let me get this straight. An ugly woman who has to strip so no one will notice her face, who is married to an ugly woman who is really a man, and we should take her advice? LOL OLO LOL OLO LOL God help me. I'm laughing so hard I can't get up!!!
Colleen Fjeld says:
Contact me.
maggie says:
Follow these pointers and you too can reel in a catch like Marilyn Manson. What a man.
Diva says:
This girl is extremely beautiful and oozes sexuality in person. Quite a catch for Mr. Manson I'd say.
Marley says:
Her snaggle tooth is what really bothers me.
Dalila says:
Gross. Check out her fingernails in the third picture. She neds a fill. ick.
Czarina says:
How bout some fuckin sunlight honey!!
What is she a vampire!! WTF
lisard says:
are you all for real? manson aside, she's fabulous. so sexy.
jason says:
Dalila - She does not need a fill. She has what is known as a reverse French manicure, something first made popular by Jean Harlow. Notice the half-moon shape is uniform on all of her nails.
las says:
These actually sound like good pieces of advice.
There's just one flaw. If I use them, will I end up attracting someone like Manson? If I can be assured not, then I'm in!
Uhduh says:
Um, thanks for the totally unique advice, Dita. You forgot to mention "flip your hair". Seriously, did she get this from a 20-year old issue of Cosmo or something?
Gigi says:
OMG!! She is so freaking HOT!!! The hottest bitch that I have ever seen. I would so go gay for her. Her skin is absolutely gorgeous!
Pootie says:
She is absolutely BREATHTAKING!!! The definition of beauty. So F'ing HOT!!!
arosebyanyothername says:
Like, she used to look better than this, maybe getting married to MM does that to you...
I mean, now I'm starting to realize what a buttaface she really is in these photos :O
izzy says:
Speaking as a woman I have to agree with Diva and say that Ditta is HOT. She's all class about her sexuality-nothing crass about this woman.
Ldysunfyre says:
Von Teese, not Von Tesse!!! geez
syndicate league
I THINK THAT SHE IS THE MOST RACIST, ANGLO ARYAN FEMALE "MODEL", OF OUR TIME: SHE DEPISES BEING AROUND PEOPLE OF COLOR, [SEEING AS TO HOW SO PALE SHE IS AND WITHOUT COLOR] THINKING THAT THEY ARE TOO GOOD TO BE AROUND HER, [KNOWING THAT HALF OF US WHOM WERE HER FANS WERE MINORITY MALES OF COLOR] ONLY ACTS INTERESTED WHEN THERE ARE CAMERA AROUND, AND IS THE NASTY AND HATEFUL WHORE AS SHE CAN BE.... WHY SHE BOTHERED TO LIVE, AND HER PARENTS BIRTHING HER, I DON'T KNOW: BUT IT'S NOT TOO LATE, FOR HER TO DO AWAY WITH HER RACIST ARYAN SELF.... I FEEL SO SORRY FOR MARILYN: HE DIDN'T DESERVE [TO BE MARRIED TO]THIS ABOMINATION, THAT CALLS HERSELF A FEMALE....
SHE HAS A WEBSITE THAT WHEN IT COMES TO HER ANSWERING HER EMAIL SHE OR HER STAFF NEVER DOES, AND SCAMS YOU OUT OF MONEY FOR MEMBERSHIPS, NEVER PROCESSED....
kirsty says:
dita is such a beautiful woman, has she always been blessed with such old movie star sexy looks...because of dita and many otha beautiful actress's eg. MARILYN MONROE!!! and many others that i cnt name rite now coz there are tooooo many,...id like to base my college fashion projects on tht sexy underwear.
FUG ditta says:
Umm how is she pretty again?Look at her lips and teeth.its disgusting.her face is FUG.and no im not sayin she's ugly cuz she's pale.there are lots of pale girls who r hot.rose mcgowen for example.now she's crazy hot!ditta sucks.