In Case You Missed Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential Party

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On Monday night Time magazine threw its big Time 100 party in New York pegged to the Time 100 special issue.

Some of bold face names is attendance were:

J.Lo and Skeletor (Marc Anthony), Will Smith sans his little buddy Jada, Sean Puffy(?), P.Diddy (?), Diddy (?) Combs, Condi Rice, The Dixie Chicks (are they even relevant anymore?), Daddy Yankee sans "Gasolina", New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg, Regis Philbin, Katie Couric, Anderson Cooper, Martha Stewart and Steve Wynn.

And a bunch of other folks.

So the cocktail party was pretty dope. Will Smith was in deep conversation with Senator John McCain -talking about what I can't imagine. Puffy and Martha Stewart trading rapping/wrapping secrets (yes I know it wasn't very clever when they did it on her show either). Janice Combs looking like a middle aged Lil' Kim. Every straight man sneaking a peek at the Lopez badonk-adonk. Police Commissioner Ray Kelly was there and I was hoping to have a stern talk with him about cabbies refusing to drive me to Brooklyn but I didn't want to be tackled by security so I opted to leave that one alone.

During dinner the Dixie Chicks and Paul Simon performed and Steven Colbert did a brief routine that at this point I still can't figure out if it was funny.

After dinner folks were invited to "linger" and enjoy cocktails. Code for everyone to continue getting tanked. And tanked they did get. Ann Coulter was flailing around in an animated conversation with someone. J.Lo and Marc Anthony perused a Cartier jewelry exhibit that was at the event (bling on J.Lo, bling on). Will Smith was seen taking pics with the very excited maintenance staff and Olympic speed skater Joey Cheek just walked around looking very hot

All in all it was a great party. TIME sure knows how to throw a rager.