Brandon Davis Apologizes To Lindsay Lohan

 

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Yes, the slime that is Brandon Davis has apologized to Lindsay Lohan for calling her genitalia "skanky pussy" and claiming she has a "7-ft long clit." Or at least that's what 'Girls Gone Wild' creator Joe Francis is claiming. Mr. Francis said that he had spoke to Brandon Davis personally, and that he has called miss Lohan and apologized. I'd like to have heard how someone goes about apologizing for something like that. TMZ of course has video of this.




28 Comments

May 19, 2006 5:14 PM

He's still a rude moron. Just goes to show you how kids grow up when they have unlimited amount of time and money. Money can't buy you manners apparently.

If I was Lindsey, I'd sue him.

May 19, 2006 5:15 PM

Oh, and also, if he was truly sorry I think he'd apologize to her publicly, just as he has embarressed her publicly.

If that was an apology, it was the lamest one I've ever seen. Such remorse, such sincerity. Yeah, right.

Just one question: WHO IS THIS ASSHOLE, anyway?

Second-hand info that's too little too late.

Brandon needs to disappear from public view, and go to school to learn how to do SOMETHING to validate his existence. This was the pathetic rant of an overweight, unhappy, miserable being. No one gave a rodent's behind about him before this, and everyone just detests him now.

May 19, 2006 6:42 PM

This Joe Francis is hardly the mouth piece for anyone, especially that douch bag named Brandon.

Hollywood has truly turned into a town of skank celebrity. Sad to see the days of real stars making the scene all but gone. They wouldn't be caught dead with these losers.

May 19, 2006 6:46 PM

I think everyone should start calling Brandon Davis by his given name: Douch Bag Davis.

Yeah, I bet he apologized.

"Huh huh... hey Linds, I'm sorry I called yuh FIRECROTCH.... and huhuh, said yuh had a SEVEN FOOT CLIT... and huh huh, said I'd rather do yer JAIL DAD..."

he looks like a fat sweaty chick. i'm no lindsay fan but at least the girl works on occasion. what has this blob of crp ever done?

May 19, 2006 7:55 PM

BrandonBlob is the right word,what's up with that shit face anyway?a 7ft clit is the only pussy hell ever get.His face looks like a 7ft clit that has been between some elevator doors ugh!!prume shit face ugh!(im no lohan fan)

He's so greasy I bet even his dick is covered with zits and pock marks. *shudder*

May 19, 2006 9:25 PM

Granny made him do it, or she'd cut him off. You know she's very classy and charming. He's so not either. Pretty funny the old woman put the fear of poverty in him.

May 20, 2006 12:02 AM

I hope she hung up on him.

This guy is a real piece of shit. Sounds like he was all coked up and pissed off and he took it out on Linds. She's no angel, but she sure as hell didn't deserve that! And Paris is an evil cunt with zero class, just like Mommy.

Joe Francis... that guy who's on 3am tv hawking soft porn videos

May 20, 2006 4:49 AM

There is a saying "Tell me who you hang out with and I will tell you what kind of person you are"

Well Brandon was driving with that WHORE Paris Hilton.

That speaks volumes.

I hope this will put a nail in the social coffins of these two rich LOSERS!

Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan will have the last laugh. She has been around before these 2 loser (Brandon & Paris) with ACTING TALENT and will be around when they are gone out of the limelight but lonely, drunk, and lacking the happiness that money can't ever buy.

May 20, 2006 12:12 PM

Brandon Davis is lower than low, and I don't believe he apologized to ANYONE. Apologize to a disgusting person who only has 7 million dollars??? Why that would be beneath him. Paris??? Where is the apology from Paris??? Or are we really supposed to believe that she was just "defending" herself by "pretending" to be on a cell phone. I think the American public should just blackball her new "album", although I planned on doing that anyway.
SKANKS!!!

I'm so sick of people who are famous for doing nothing.

May 20, 2006 10:10 PM

He's greasy...real greasy...

I bet you he smells like cigarettes, Jagermeister, and stale sex. I wonder if his constant sweating is a result of cocaine use or some anti-depressant? At any rate, he's quite the catch for any gold-digger willing to endure sex with someone who looks like he rubs himself down with butter-flavored Crisco every night.

May 21, 2006 8:09 AM


Oh, God, he's such a lowlife cretin - he needs to go away...NOW. How could anyone be with such an idiot (how long did it take for Misha Barton to recognize that he's an idiot)?

SELF-DEFEATING AND ULTIMATELY A POOR EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING.

PITIFUL CREATURE. And that goes for that plant (not human) called Parasite Hilton.

May 21, 2006 11:57 AM

Lindsay can't sue him, for two reasons. One, it would make her look sort of pathetic. Two, she can't win anyway. What he said wasn't slanderous; it was just lame.

May 21, 2006 1:58 PM

He's scum. So is Paris. Lindsey has a very very promising career ahead of her without that cliques silliness. They're all just a bunch of jealous freaks. I'll bet Paris wrote Brandon's entire rant that night- it's her that should be apologizing, not her gorilla.

May 21, 2006 3:50 PM

Brandon Davis and Paris Hilton deserve each other for an eternity of hell,locked in a room with only each other to talk to.

I really loathe these two. Boycott them, stop buying mags with their hideous faces on them.


Paris (queen diseased skank) and Davis (Bloated witless prick) baby they deserve each other.

She can't sue. The wisest thing Lindsay could do would be to take the high road, say she feels sorry for him or something like that.

May 22, 2006 9:57 AM

what usually prompts a tirade like this against a woman is when the woman either turns him down, or dumps him. guys don't get nasty like that unless it's personal.

my guess?...Brandon probably tried to "get with" Lohan (figuring it would be easy based on her reputation) and she turned him down. absolutely outraged that she'd actually say no to HIM, he has to make himself feel better by defaming her.

along the lines of a guy calling a girl a dyke because she's not interested in his come-ons.

looks like that guy cant afford a gym membership.

Brandon Davis is a disgusting, worthless piece of shit. He is a waste of space and air. How dare he say that having 7 million dollars means your poor. He has no concept of money or what life is like for the real world or the other 99%. He needs a real dose of reality and quick. What goes around comes around and I'm sure he will get his soon enough. I truly feel sorry for him.

May 26, 2006 2:55 PM

Now I'm no great Linsey Lohan fan, but even this woman doesn't deserve this kind of public attack, from that NO TALENT, SEEN-PARTS-OF-YOUR-BODY-THAT SHOWS-EVEN-LESS-CLASS-PARIS HILTON, obviously egging this ABSOLUTELY PASTEY FACED, OUTTA SHAPE, NEEDS-TO-FIND-A-GYM-QUICK-DADDIES-MONEY-WITHOUT IT-NOBODY-WOULD-EVEN-KNOW-WHO-I-AM-LOOSER.
Here's something to really think about...ITS PRETTY GOD DAMN BAD WHEN EVEN SHOCK JOCK HOWARD STERN EVEN THINKS THIS GUY IS A LOOSER. Now you don't get any worse than that!

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