“Britney gave Kevin an ultimatum, and they are continuously revising it,” says a quote from US Weekly’s cover story. Kevin Federline has accomplished the impossible. He’s broken down the girl next door, Britney Spears. Though apparently, she’s had it for a second time, and she’s set some ground rules for K-Fed to keep him in line. Reportedly, He’s not allowed to make large purchases without her permission, has to stay home when asked, and had to build the nursery for Sean Preston “all by himself”. That man needs to cry me a river. He has a Ferrari with his name on the brake calipers, a luxury dodge truck, and a rap album in the works. Oh, and in the mean time, he’s married to and knocking up Britney Spears. Why does he even want to go out? Did he not see her “Stronger” video? I’m pretty sure I know men who would give up their “wedding tackle” just to have the Ferrari, much less Britney Spears. Why are we still even talking about this Douche? Oh that’s right, he’s from the mean streets of Fresno, and is America’s Most Hated. I remember the days when Britney had an ass that would bring a tear to my eye, now the only ass I see wears socks with his sandals and buys cigarettes for himself on mothers day, instead of a card or flowers for his wife. Congrats, K-Fed you’ve accomplished the impossible.
Baby News is plastered across the “inTouch Weekly” magazine cover, J-Lo and her pregnancy rumors, Britney and her car hi-jinx, Angelina giving into Brad, and Katie Holmes with the baby blues. Jesus Christ, is everyone in Hollywood pregnant? Is something in the water out there? Anyways, recent pictures show J-Lo with her grey roots showing and a bump, of which looks to be a baby. She’s also given up her world tour and is staying home and looking for a new apartment with a nursery in Miami. I didn’t even know she had a world tour, oh that’s right because no one cared since her career ended with “A Wedding Planner”.
Also, Britney has once again made press with endangering her child’s life. I’m not exactly sure what Child Protective Services are doing in California, but I’m pretty sure after potentially killing your child…what 5 times now, you’d receive some kind of citation. But no, apparently a cracked skull and visual evidence isn’t enough. Freaking hippies.
Angelina has agreed to let Brad fly over an American team of Doctors and OB-GYN's for the birth of their child in Africa. What is it with this woman and Africa? Has she not seen the Christian network’s commercials? If they can’t keep flies off the eyeballs of children, I wouldn’t want them helping me through my birth. But, she’s Angelina Jolie so she just gets whatever she wants.
Katie Holmes is rumored to have post partum depression. How fitting is that? Tom Cruise’s new fiancée has post partum depression. Tom tried cheering Kate up with $900 worth of pink flowers and a card. Sorry, Tom. That may work for Xenu, or scientology, but in the real world that doesn’t work. If I did that for my girlfriend, the flowers would take my place in bed. What planet is Tom Cruise from, that he won’t let Kate see a psychologist? Poor Girl, it’s not Dawson’s Creek anymore.
OK! Magazine this week has said that Jessica and Nick are trying to reconcile. Am I the only one who finds small irony in the fact she’s considering to go back to him when his CD comes out number 2 in the billboard charts? She’s so transparent and fake it’s sickening. Even her sister is more popular than she is right now. What can I say about Jessica Simpson that hasn’t been said? Her lips are fake, her breasts are possibly plastic, her father is creepy, and she might have slept with Johnny Knoxville. I can’t possibly make that sound worse.
Written by Joshua Martin
anon says:
i guess i shouldn't expect Internet gossip bloggers to be well-informed, but this isn't the first time i've read stupid comments about giving birth in Africa.
news flash - feed the children commercials aren't the best place to learn about the global political economy. thousands of happy, healthy babies are born safely on the African continent every day. stop perpetuating stereotypes.
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jess says:
is anyone else having trouble posting today? geeze.
hey! i was wondering how I can i get on your blog roll. or even how to add a blog roll to mine lol. THANKS!
Twisted Humor says:
BRITNEY SPEARS: My favorite game to play is Peek-a-boo! Put your hands over your baby's eyes and say, "Where did daddy go?" ...to the Strip Clubs in Vegas!
"Now where did mommy go?" ... to her attorneys to write up divorce papers!
Jairip says:
In answer to your question, yes, EVERYBODY in Hollywood is pregnant. There are pregnant woman everywhere here, we're over run with them. My husband is working with 4 in one production office alone. There are 4 in my small office bldg in Burbank. Go to The Grove any time or day and it's nothing but a sea of strollers. Yikes!
silly girl says:
Okay, I'm right there with everyone saying Kevin is a douchebag and needs to go back to Fresno. He's an ass and a gold digger who does nothing but collect on her bankroll. When Britney said the other day "this is why I need a gun"... she should have said "THIS IS WHY I NEED MY HUSBAND HERE!"
But in regards to Britney not being hot enough anymore... in all honesty - people do grow up and move on! Sorry but Britney doesn't want to be every teen boy's sexual fantasy anymore. Do you think she gives a fuck that you don't wank off to her anymore? She grew out of that stage and moved on in life, grew up and realized that giving birth, parenting, etc. are much more important than just making sure she's constantly looking hot for your nasty thoughts. Many women do this in life, not just Britney.
So seriously, you don't have to tell her she's frumpy now. She knows it and likes it. She could care less.
Hmm says:
BRITNEY IS LIKE THE PRETTIEST CHIC I KNEW.....WELL THATS WHAT SHE USE TO BE TO ME I USE TO ALWAYS DREAM OF MEETING BRITNEY SHE WAS {BELIVE IT OR NOT}MY ROLE MODEL AND IM SURE SHE WAS A ROLE MODEL TO OTHER LITTLE GIRLS!!
BRITNEYS HAS SERIOUS ISSUES SHE NEEDS TO CONCENTRATEY ON MORE OF HER CARRIER {AND POOR PRESTON}AND I THINK SHE CAN START By saying "good bye" TO Mr FEDERLINe....
come on brit there is alot of people with you like me the name is CARMEN!!
If any one else agrees reply please!! lets show BRITNEY that some of us care about her!!
Hmm says:
well tomorrow 27 of may ill be on again let me know people let me know!!
Sutton Pierce Federline Fan
New Britney baby son already born! Name: Sutton Pierce Federline.
Newspaper "The National Enquirer" stood in list first, which approximately at 9 o'clock morning has published the news about that Britney was hospitalized for cesarean section. Then journal "Life & Style" have released the special report promising communication with star. But here is journal "Us Weekly" has exceeded all! He became the first journal, which declared about birth. This news came up for "Us Weekly" in 1:30pm on east time, but this whole only after 30 minutes after Britney delivery.