Katie Holmes Makes It To Second Base

Man, she looks like crap. He's sucking the life force out of her. Make it stop.

You know, I understand that Cruise is a mega-star and all and that a stroll in the park with his "baby" would set off a media tsunami, but... Katie looks a little er...high in these pic's and he's rolled his jeans up the way my grandmother did back in the 40's and um...well when we had our first child, we almost never left him, especially in the first few months!!
Let alone to go and play...er, ball!
(Not to mention that I would INSIST that my husband NOT roll his pants up like a liitle sailor-boy!)

who in God's name has the time, inclination and/or energy to play softball just weeks after giving birth?? and why would you want to be separated from your newborn to do it??

Hahaha, finally no shoe lifts....he is a shrimp!!

Holy Shit! Katie looks like one of the Stepford wives, except Katie looks more like a robot.

Yep, PPD is a bitch. And so is Tom

Where in the H*ll is the kid?

Where the hell is the kid??????????? And what adults go frolick around the yard???

SAVE SURI ! Tom's already deprogrammed Katie.
Nothing she says comes from her own mind - I'm so over them both. A puppet and her master

SAVE SURI! Tom's already deprogrammed Katie. Nothing she says comes out from her own mind. I'm so over them both - A puppet and her master!

Is this part of her "Buff Brides" exercise program? That's the only way you would get me to play a team sport after having a baby.(Although I would marry BEFORE the baby, but that's just me)

How come she is never with her baby? weird...

I like that movement

Save Suri (if she even exists)!

Ewww, is she wearing skinny jeans?

I had a baby at the end of February. With the exception of work, where my husband and I go, she goes.

Katie is DEFINITELY wearing the new mother face though. There is no equivalent to that level of exhaustion. Well, perhaps military basic training comes close. Who knows.

Shouldn't they be at home worshipping at the altar of the Scientology Golden Child?

No matter, they sure do make caring for a phantom child easy!

Brooke Shields hangs out with her kids, TOM!

what a pansy!

this woman needs to be home w/her child for both their sake...not the sake of tom's hungry need for publicity!! ahhh

Katie's got that barely-functioning-new-mom face on; those first few months are draining, exhausting, and an emotional roller coaster. I'm sure she was thrilled to drag herself out in the yard for a "Tom sure is a fun-loving kind of a guy" bouncy softball photo op. Why is he trying so hard (and failing so badly) to prove he's just a normal guy? One look at those Mom Jeans he's wearing (rolled up--hee!)and there is yet another cause for concern. I do hope he dances for us again though!!

He is SO gay, and there's nothing wrong with being gay. But trying to bullshit the world that you're not and end up looking more gay than ever....well...it's just the silliest thing I've watched....and there's just more to come.
A train wreck in progress.

These two are desperate for attention when they'd get out there and play softball, just the two of them. His ass looks big. I'm so sick of them.

What the hell????

Why isn't she being a mother to her new baby????? and always out with crazy Tom?

As any new mother knows... after your babies are born, after carrying them around for 9+ months--- you don't want to be separated from them in the least... I can understand needing "breaks" every now and again- but C'mon? How many "breaks" does this girl need??? Every time I see her out and about without baby Suri, it convinces me even more that maybe Britney isn't such a "bad" mom, at least she is with her son, lovig him and spending time with him.

Katie is soooo over not to mention a sell-out and disgrace~!!

This is getting weird where is Suri? Maybe she is always being programmed by the Scientology minders. Tom probably figures he might as well get Suri off on the fast track to his wonderful religion. She'll be at OT 7 by the time she is 1!

Yikes Cruiseboast has some junk in the trunk! Does Bugle Boy make plus sizes for boys?

Why do you keep asking if this "Suri" exists.THERE IS NO "Suri".Fucks sake.

Yo, moms? Katie shouldn't have the "new mother" face because not only has she never been seen with the kid for a SECOND, but she has faithful slaves to do all the dirty work.

Look at Brooke Shields. She goes out and about too... with her BABY cuddled with her. Most celeb moms are seen soon with their BABIES.

I can just hear Tom: "Katie, we need to make you look involved with my kids, so go out and bond with them so the cameras can see. Yeah, I know your stomach hurts and you're tired. Suck it up. Go out there and run or else!"

How come she is always wearing a white shirt and jeans is that like some sort of cult thing?

I don't know if it's just me, but usually when one plays they smile...she is dead inside!!!

This is so ridiculous. I guess Tom's brainwashing really did work. I can't believe she's out as much w/o her baby! Is this how Scientologists do it? After Violet Affleck was born you didnt see them for a while and when u did the baby was with them.

how can two newborns....have a play date?
what are they gonna do, stare at each other and wiggle around?

katie (oh sorry Tom, "Kate") looks so horrid now.