Name That Ass?

Somehow I knew that was going to be Parasite Hilton, she is such a scanky white-trash pig. I am sure one day we will read about how the spoiled rich loose Hilton lead a wild party life and crashed & burned from living to hard ... I am surprized she hasn't been the victim of a sexual assault yet.

It's Super Whore's...who else would it be!?

Gawd Paris. Enough....buy some ass implants already.

Who else would it be!! That was an easy one ;)

Who else would it be!! That was an easy one ;)

Somehow I knew that was going to be Parasite Hilton, she is such a scanky white-trash pig. I am sure one day we will read about how the spoiled rich loose Hilton lead a wild party life and crashed & burned from living to hard ... I am surprized she hasn't been the victim of a sexual assault yet.

Ewwwwwww! Not I have to scrub the inside of my monitor and spray before the crabs crawl thru the screen at me!!!!

Ewwwwwww! Not I have to scrub the inside of my monitor and spray before the crabs crawl thru the screen at me!!!!

DAMN!!!! That better a gynecology class. Paris must really have NO friends.

Too easy - she's the only skank with the misfortune of having an ass goiter...

Seriously, isn't that Nicky behind her letting her business hang out like that? Not even Nicky likes her enough to keep her from making a fool of herself. hahahahahaha

She was the obvious choice. I expected no one else. All other "aspiring" starlets and actresses have way more class than to show their ass. The only other person it could have been was Ms. Firecrotch.

What makes these girls carry on the way they do ... Spoiled rich and whores ... They could be doing so much good with their time and money, becoming humanitarian icons, but they choose to party, sleep around and piss off mommy and daddy by humiliating them in public. It's so odd to me how they even show their face and not want to just kill themselves from embarrassment.

Look at Trumps 3 grown kids, all around Paris's age. Trump said, "My children would have and never have behaved so irresponsibly in their life".

"NOTICE ME!!! PLEASE NOTICE ME!!! I NEED ATTENTION!!!"

Btw, I think she has the ugliest looking hands. They look like old lady hands.

Why is it, I've NEVER read a single positive comment about Paris Hilton (outside of Perez's crap-fest site), yet EVERYBODY that actually meets this whore poses for a picture with her? Oh, I know what's coming, "I wouldn't!".

I am surprised she had underware on to begin with. I did not know she owned any!

P.S. Case in point:

That chick who ripped on Brandon Davis for the 'firecrotch' incident, later posed for pics with PARIS HILTON. Paris was equally culpable in that parade of ignorance, if not more.

I am sick to my back teeth of seeing more of parasite Hilton's COOCH than her Gynocologist. Hilarious than Nicky didn't bother to tell her to cover up.

Did anybody notice any fire coming out of her crotch? We had a clear view, obviously.

Ldysunfyre, not only does she have ugly hands, she supposedly had big ol' feet too. Size 11. If we all hand't seen her crotch for ourselves, someone might think she was a tranny.

gee, there's a shock.

gee, there's a shock.

these are very old pics...next

Why won't that idiotic twat spend some of her coke money on a personal trainer? I'm so sick of seeing her disgusting, jiggly butt flaps, even more so because she has no ass, just fucking flaps! I see what looks like dust sprinkling in the background; could that possibly be shingle dust that she's stirred up with all her drunken/coked-out machinations? What a stupid fucking ignorant TWAT!

Ass flaps!

What's really funny is isn't she only 5'7" or 5'8"? Which isn't really tall enough to justify size 11/12 feet.

I'm just shocked she's wearing underwear.

Isn't it funny that the only people looking at Parisite as she's standing on the bar is her own sister? And in the picture with everyone's hands in the air, they're either shielding their faces or trying to pull down her dress to cover her up! She's soo disgusting.

I've seen Paris' snatch so many times I'm sure I must be qualified for a degree in gynecology by now. Can anyone recommend a good on-line school that will give credit for 'life experience'?

Yeah, we've seen her cootch. No one gives a rat's a-- anymore.
Size 11 hooves -- it's why she poses like she's got magnets in her toes. She think's it camouflages. Makes her look like the moron she is.
Can we start a Parasite boycott? Maybe then she'll go away.

A Parasite boycott? I will gladly be the first to sign!

lol... i knew it as well!

Wouldn't it be great if her parents skipped her as Heiress and went straight to one of the younger siblings. Ah. that would be great!

wat a slutly fucked up whore!!! she seriously needs to die now.

"Find out who's ass it is after the jump" As others said, I didn't have to think for 2 seconds to know who's ass it would have to be. It is SO unfortunate that mere determination and/or luck is enough to win fame now. The human race is really in danger if all we have to look forward to is more of this.

Which ass are we talking about here? The ass or the slutty ass showing her ass?

I'm just glad I can't smell that STD-infested ass through my monitor.