The apology isn't from the paparazzo who is photographing The Ghost Whisperer star in the above photo, it comes from ex-boyfriend John Mayer. The singer did a surprise appearance at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood, as a comic and not a singer, and poked fun at his relationship with Jennifer Love Hewitt. The routine apparently turned a bit blue.
Mayer said he never got to have sex with Hewitt because of a bout of food poisoning, brought on by some bad fish. Mayer tells publication Us Weekly, "It really was me making fun of myself."The singer, who reportedly wrote hit "Your Body Is A Wonderland" as a tribute to his ex, says he felt remorseful after his raunchy comedy routine and immediately sent an apology to Hewitt. He adds, "I'm a wimp."
More photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt and her new man, after the jump.
John Mayer Apologizes to Jennifer Love Hewitt [Starpulse]
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sally says:
this is why i fucking hate us weekly.
john wrote your body is a wonderland before he ever met that soccer mom haircut toting ho.
dumb bitch. he's a funny guy. i wish i'd been in the audience for the jokes.
She has Cankles! says:
She has Cankles. Nuff said.
Grier says:
Mayer is an asshole
d says:
Jennifer Love Hewitt - showing the world how to turn a tablecloth into a dress.
John shouldn't have apologised.
Tai says:
Wow, Jen and her man look a lot alike.
anti says:
John Mayer is hot, and he is funny. I saw on on various talk shows, great sense of humor. She is probably mad that she never got none of that hottness of John Mayer.
Lynn says:
He has more jewelry on than she does...
C says:
Sally -
It says, "As a tribute to his ex" it did not say "As a tribute to Jennifer Love Hewitt" - if people get their wires crossed, that's their own fault.
Ronald Vaughan says:
Once JLH had said, "I have the sex life of a
peanut" (i.e., nearly zero).
Could this be TRUE? First John Mayer says he
never did it with her (LOL!) because of "mere"
food poisoning. Then, the situation of Wilmer
Valderama not doing it either!
Could be that JLH lives ALONE and is NOT
"doing it" AT ALL!
Ronald Vaughan says:
Just how much of a PUBLICITY STUNT is Jennifer
Love Hewitt's dating (?)
There was recently,the (now-discredited)
pregnancy rumors re: Ross McCall. Still
seen with JLH,but,after all the preceding
dating foul-ups/farces...what does it
prove? Especially,coming on the heels of
a "hit" show for JLH...and with Mr.McCall
having at least one bad habit (drinking)
it kind of echoes a "Carson Daly" situation...
and we all know what happened to Carson!
(the pregnancy,btw,was supposed to apply
to the JLH CHARACTER "Melinda"...NOT in
the actress' real life).
Last year,JLH was supposed to have had a
"boyfriend" in a record-company guy named
Scott Austin.
Enrique Iglacias and JLH were said to have
been "dating"...but later,someone said that
they had "only been friends".
What I'm trying to get at, is a CREDIBILITY
PROBLEM re: JLH "dating" somebody.
Makes you wonder. And,for anybody willing to
dig deep enough: Why has JLH never dated "her
own kind",i.e.,a British Texan (or,for that
matter) ANY Texan? What goes on here?
Ronald Vaughan says:
Also part of the JLH credibility problem:
No legitimate couple is going to encourage rumors
of a pregnancy,so it would seem.
Otherwise,it'd be very embarrassing....
Ronald Vaughan says:
The entire situation of Jennifer Love Hewitt's
dating,is unstable,because it's based on a
defective foundation: A "Beauty Bar psychic"
had told JLH she'd "find love on the movie set"
around early 2006. However,this is like saying,
"Date the next guy on the set that asks!" Too
random (and too obvious) to be real.
And,recently,reports have JLH going to a SECOND "psychic palm reader" to see IF
she should stay with the guy (IF the FIRST--"intuitive psychic"--were right)! How RIDICULOUS.
Naturally,the SECOND "psychic" told the actress
what she WANTED to hear ("yes") rather than the
truth.
These FAKE storefront "psychics" can send people's
lives into a tailspin AND rob them of money--
ESPECIALLY the rich and famous,who are favorite
targets!!
Jennifer Love Hewitt fell for the "party psychic's" trickery,because of the fact that
another professed psychic (James van Praagh)--
a controversial occult STORYTELLER--had indeed
gotten real success for the actress,via his
writing her hit show "Ghost Whisperer".
To say the least,a hairy situation re: the
actress' personal life. Neither Mr. van Praagh
nor the real-life crimefighter psychic,Ms.
Winkowski,were able to give JLH any advice in
her personal life,leaving her to hire no-name
"occult seers".
When one examines the results,one sees that her
current date is similar to the last time she had
dates during a hit show: The guy has at least
one bad habit. Similar to Mr. Carson Daly.
I have suggested that JLH try dating her "own
kind",i.e.,a "mirror image" of herself,to wit:
Somebody with overlapping heredity,and similar
birth environment. Similar to the situation with
her hero,Audrey Hepburn,and Ms. Hepburn's last
"companion",Robert Wolders. Which would mean,
Jennifer Love Hewitt finding the (correct) British
Texan. But,how strange: One finds that JLH NEVER
dated ANY Texan...Inexplicable.
Meanwhile,confusion reigns supreme.
Ronald Vaughan says:
One thing that will save JLH from marrying the
wrong person,is that she is not broken-down like
Audrey Hepburn was...No bad habits nor malnutrition here!
But to get a hanger-on date every time she has a
hit show...is not good.
If Carson Daly couldn't get her to the altar,
then neither can this foreigner!
Ronald Vaughan says:
When JLH has a hit show,it inflates her ego (or
something)...thereby making her more tolerant.
How else to explain her dating somebody with one
or more bad habits;and the fact that said "hanger-
on" dates ONLY occur when she has a hit show
(otherwise,she'd had about TWO DOZEN dates during
a no-hit-show "dry spell" lasting 6 years,and
those situations lasted from 3-6 months each.)
And it seems that JLH dating is used to PROMOTE
her projects...But that's a sure-fire way to NOT
have her taken seriously as an actress!
My own personal opinion: JLH need new "handlers"
---and fast! Though "Ghost Whisperer" is somewhat
successful,the bottom WILL drop out someday,
figuratively speaking,what with all the NONSENSE
going on around this actress! She deserves FAR
BETTER situations than what she's been handed.
Ronald Vaughan says:
The dating mistakes of this actress might be
analogized to a simple example. I quote from
the late Dr. Albert Einstein re: Browninan
(ramdom) motion (of atomic particles): "If a
young boy,blindfolded,keeps changing directions
at random near a lamppost...he will keep returning
to that lamppost!"
If Jennifer Love Hewitt keeps dates an extra-
long time when she has hit shows,this is always
doomed to failure. And a date which basically
was gotten at random by a non-prediction of a
fake psychic (backed up later by another non-
predition of another fake psychic) is doomed to
fail. Because,of course,hit shows go off the air
one day. Plus,the weight of two dozen previous
dating failures!
Ronald Vaughan says:
Ironically,life imitates art sometimes...Jennifer
Love Hewitt's hit show "Ghost Whisperer" just now
had (Nov.9,2007) an episode called "Unhappy
Medium"...about an encounter with a fake psychic!
Ronald Vaughan says:
And talking about nonsense in the entertainment
industry: Here comes a strike (as of November 2007) which could stop this show cold.
Ronald Vaughan says:
Now comes the ugly news that JLH is engaged!
This is a huge mistake,and she MUST back out of
it. She's had only about 3 dates lasting at
least 18 months.
Both of them were drinkers. Both occurred during
her hit shows.
BUT JLH famously says,"I don't drink! I'm crazy
enough as it is without that".
At least the news item says that NO wedding date
has been set. The would-be groom was said to have
given JLH a CENTURY-OLD ring. (Though that would
make a good decoration---hello---when was the last
time an engaged couple didn't get NEW rings?)
So,TWO odd things going on there....
Ronald Vaughan says:
Is Ross McCall a U.S. Citizen?
Nobody has ever discussed that. Wikipedia says he's from Scotland,as I've read.
An attempted "marriage of convenience" (to gain
citizenship) would truly be the lowest,scummiest
thing to do against Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Many people frown upon it,and it's a fraud in some
places.
If he's become a citizen,though,it's STILL
"scraping below the bottom of the barrel" for
this actress.
Ronald Vaughan says:
And though 2 years is the "traditional" time for
a couple to get engaged...by now there's NOTHING
"traditional" about Jennifer Love Hewitt!
Linking dating time to a hit show (otherwise,
3-6 months by default) is PURE CHANCE! This
would mean that Carson Daly missed getting
engaged to JLH by only 6 months! (But what
about the QUALITY of the date's PERSONALITY?)
And "Ghost Whisperer" was sucessful at #1 three
months BEFORE Ross McCall came in!
Ronald Vaughan says:
And do you know what those fraudulent storefront
psychics earn?
I accidentally saw a "Pay Rent or Quit" sign on
the front of an "astology" shop near Los Angeles.
The rent was FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS per MONTH!!
Only PART of what those people earn. And if an
actress asks for a reading,naturally,they will
ask for more money!
e says:
the end result of john mayor is a mentally retarded, ugly fag, the day he has sex ( with a girl) i will actually buy one of his horrible cds
e says:
the end result of john mayor is a mentally retarded, ugly fag, the day he has sex ( with a girl) i will actually buy one of his horrible cds
o says:
so there wont be enough CD's for you to buy
R Vaughan says:
You're saying that John Mayer is really
homosexual?
Then that would also explain something...
That JLH "dates" are just a PUBLICITY STUNT
and NOT REAL...
And yes,I've heard that a clever publicist
could FAKE a Hollywood engagement,too! (I've
seen it listed on Google).
R Vaughan says:
Well,nobody has ever proved me wrong...and,btw,
John Mayer is doing odd things again....with
another Jennifer (Aniston)...
Which DOES reflect on the credibility of
Jennifer Love Hewitt's dating,as I've said.
R Vaughan says:
So I was right after all....onetime
engagement to Ross McCall ENDED as of
January,2009.
JLH now said to be dating (?) co-star
Jamie Kennedy....LOL!!
Some people have called that by the
new term "fauxmance" = fake dating
to get publicity!
Or is it just JLH trying to hit on
the next guy to come around? (That
is NOT going to work!)